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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Whilst I hate the guys who challenge anyone wearing a band t-shirt to name 4 albums or whatever, it did slightly bum me out the other day when a mate's 12 year old daughter thought Nirvana was just the clothing brand that made her t-shirt
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 26/10/2025
Oh God I've got the new icons 😭😭😭
Word in the Windows Search with the new, shitty icons
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 26/10/2025
Hi, I've started a project called webbadges! It's a collection of custom retro styled 88x31 badges for web design that anyone can use and modify! I also take suggestions for new badges. Check out the GitHub repository today: github.com/privatedev11... Thanks! #webdev #foss #github #webdesign #dev
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GitHub - privatedev11/webbadges: A few little 88x31 website badges.
A few little 88x31 website badges. Contribute to privatedev11/webbadges development by creating an account on GitHub.
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 24/10/2025
also i found out neocities lets you use your site as a handle :D
My profile page, with my username, display name, followers, posts, bio and new handle with my website!!!
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 24/10/2025
i updated the website guys
Discord presence message which says:
Playing Visual Studio Code
Editing index.html
Workspace: Website
3 hours, 37 minutes and 37 seconds
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 14/09/2025
I'm considering joining the Elon app to just piss off right wingers
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
"insane? in MY membrane?" it's more likely than you think
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 12/09/2025
This is VERY niche, but I love how ImgBurn hasn't been updated in over 12 years, yet still works perfectly fine on modern systems
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 09/09/2025
fuck reform
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 07/09/2025
Testing something dw
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 24/08/2025
No joke, Steam has better security than my fucking bank 😭 how does that make sense?
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 22/08/2025
Fuck A/B releases, I want the new cool thing now please
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 17/08/2025
The amount of data that Google Analytics gives you is scary tbh. Me and some friends made a website and added Google Analytics just to see how many people visit. We sent it to some other friends, and on the dashboard, I could see not only what country they were from, but the town or region.
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 02/08/2025
When I'm older and have a stable job and decent amount of money and I'm not single (imagine) and when America isn't a dictatorship, I'm flying over and doing a road trip of California.
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 30/07/2025
Oh I would LOVE to rid the world of Windows Store apps, but we can't always get what we want in life
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 27/07/2025
DMs are completely disabled for me due to the UKs laws on age verification, therefore, do not attempt to contact me via them.
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 25/07/2025
Fortnite has no right being 100gb on pc what the fuck
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 24/07/2025
Electron.js and CEF are brilliant frameworks for programs, but fucking hell it uses a lot of memory. Spotify simply running in the background, not even playing anything mind you, uses about 800 mb of memory. Mental.
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
#BookSky
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 14/07/2025
Just in case anyone has my very very particular problem: If you're installing Windows 11 (I did it on my laptop) on a system with an Intel processor and your drive isn't appearing in setup, disable Intel VMD in the BIOS. I thought I royally fucked up and figured out I just needed to turn it off.
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 01/07/2025
Free healthcare should be a human right. Nobody should have to worry about an ambulance ride or life saving medication costing them a fortune.
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 01/07/2025
Can I just emphasise how dangerous Nigel Farage is? Trust me, if he gets in, the UK will be as bad as America is right now, if not worse. However, worryingly, it looks as if more and more people vote Reform now, even after everything Farage has done. #reformuk #fuckfarage #uk
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 01/07/2025
Hi Bluesky! I'm PrivateMe, and you should give me a follow if you like: - Politics - Computing - Gaming - Photography - Debating I do a lot outside of BlueSky too, check out my website at: privateme.neocities.org! Bye! #promosky
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I make stuff on the internet
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 01/07/2025
Can someone start a tally of how many laws Trump has broken please and thank you #fucktrump
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 30/06/2025
NEVER BUY LENOVO IDEAPADS! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS I7 PERFORMANCE??? THATS ONE OF THEIR TOP END PROCESSORS FOR FUCKS SAKE? THEY WORK AMAZING IN ANY OTHER MACHINE? ITS BUILT OUT OF THE WORST PLASTIC TOO
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Magic Bird Peddler @dfeldman.org · 29/06/2025
“You’ve barely even touched your Wallace and Gromellette” breakfast of bread, eggs, mushrooms, cheese and olives arrange to looked startlingly like the animation characters Wallace and Gromet
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Very British Problems @soverybritish.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
“You wanted this on and you’re not even watching it!” “I AM!” Narrator: They were both on their phones.
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🌀Nick🌀 @nickhrn.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Everyday 💙💪🌊
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
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Dad Jokes @dadsaysjokes.com · 12/06/2025
Don't know who needs to hear this, but putting the dead batteries in the junk drawer does not charge them.
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 12/06/2025
Real ones play Wii Fit instead of going to the gym
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 09/06/2025
One of the bad things about running a rolling distro...
A Zypper update terminal on an openSUSE Tumbleweed machine that says:
Warning: You are about to do a distribution upgrade with all enabled repositories. Make sure these repositories are compatible before you continue. See 'man zypper' for more information about this command.
Computing distribution upgrade...

The following 836 packages are going to be upgraded:

then a lot of packages i cant be arsed writing, but you get the idea.
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Xesber @xesber.com · 07/06/2025
You are someone’s reason to smile. Like sunshine through a window... they may not say it, but they feel it 🌻 And if you need someone to say it, just comment hi and tell me the best thing that happened today (however small) because that'd certainly make me smile 💚
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/06/2025
FEMA Chief Confused By Wind theonion.com/fema-ch...
FEMA Chief Confused By Wind

‘How Come I Feel Something But Don’t See It?’ Asks Department Head
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 27/05/2025
My heart and thoughts are with all those injured in Liverpool yesterday evening. What a horrendous thing for someone to do to some fans trying to have a good time - especially children. YNWA.
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 19/05/2025
One UI 7 is finally on my A35! (In the UK at least) #oneui7 #samsung
A Samsung update screen showing the OneUI 7 update.
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 15/05/2025
SAMSUNG WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ONE UI 7
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 12/05/2025
I put this on my English homework 😭
A screenshot of a webpage for English homework (bedrocklearning.org), with my answer stating the following:
Promulgate means to spread something. For example, the right corrupting young minds.
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
Ernest S. Harbaugh, a Cybertruck owner from Ohio, states that 28 children laughed at his Cybertruck after a minor problem resulted in it being towed on a flatbed.
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 12/05/2025
Might get a nothing phone for my next one... still got another few years out of my galaxy though
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nixCraft @cyberciti.biz · 09/05/2025
🫣 😅
Reddit post title reads:
VibeCon - the biggest vibe coding conference! 

Text reads:
Register now: localhost:3000/registration
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Astralmimi @astralmimi.art · 09/05/2025
😹
Cat inside pc case with caption 60 fpspspspsps
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 09/05/2025
So let me get this straight, we finally get an American pope, and some of the America first crowd is mad because he cares about the poor and immigrants. Am i missing something here?
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 06/05/2025
Why does my school make a missed homework sanction sound like a war crime
A screenshot of ClassCharts open to the behaviour section, with a negative point which says:
S1 - Missed homework deadline (not meeting our 'dedication to learning' expectation) awarded by [BLURRED NAME FOR PRIVACY]
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Plum @ploommy.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
now that skype is down time for me to take down discord hq i just wanna talk about those "cool" nitro exclusives with em
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 05/05/2025
They don’t let you swim in the lava at Hawaii. The marketing doesn’t mention that so thought people should know
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 05/05/2025
Possibly political ramblings, possibly just me being goofy, I don't really know.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
dammit
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