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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 23/12/2025
OMG SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE MY COCO 😭
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 26/10/2025
Oh God I've got the new icons 😭😭😭
Word in the Windows Search with the new, shitty icons
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 24/10/2025
also i found out neocities lets you use your site as a handle :D
My profile page, with my username, display name, followers, posts, bio and new handle with my website!!!
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 24/10/2025
i updated the website guys
Discord presence message which says:
Playing Visual Studio Code
Editing index.html
Workspace: Website
3 hours, 37 minutes and 37 seconds
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 20/06/2025
And for dessert...
Chris from "Everybody Hates Chris" with "Cookie"
Not cookies, "Cookie"
A big bag with one cookie in it
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 09/06/2025
One of the bad things about running a rolling distro...
A Zypper update terminal on an openSUSE Tumbleweed machine that says:
Warning: You are about to do a distribution upgrade with all enabled repositories. Make sure these repositories are compatible before you continue. See 'man zypper' for more information about this command.
Computing distribution upgrade...

The following 836 packages are going to be upgraded:

then a lot of packages i cant be arsed writing, but you get the idea.
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 19/05/2025
One UI 7 is finally on my A35! (In the UK at least) #oneui7 #samsung
A Samsung update screen showing the OneUI 7 update.
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 12/05/2025
I put this on my English homework 😭
A screenshot of a webpage for English homework (bedrocklearning.org), with my answer stating the following:
Promulgate means to spread something. For example, the right corrupting young minds.
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 06/05/2025
Why does my school make a missed homework sanction sound like a war crime
A screenshot of ClassCharts open to the behaviour section, with a negative point which says:
S1 - Missed homework deadline (not meeting our 'dedication to learning' expectation) awarded by [BLURRED NAME FOR PRIVACY]
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 01/05/2025
Viz Letterbocks is amazing.
Help to teach kids how government works by simply taking all their sweets off them and telling them to fuck off. - fang, email
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 27/04/2025
Ooh yay update! BUT ITS NOT THE FUCKING ONEUI 7 IS IT?
A Samsung update screen showing a downloading OneUI 6.1 security patch.
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 15/04/2025
Caption not needed. #fuckfarage
Me sitting in a living room, with the TV on playing Reform UK political content, and Nigel Farage is presenting. I'm flipping a middle finger at him.
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 15/04/2025
Got a picture of a stag at Holker Hall's deer park! 📷 Kodak Pixpro AZ422 📍 Holker Hall Deer Park 🔗 www.flickr.com/photos/20033... #photography #nature #lakedistrict #animals
A stag, looking to the left of the frame, lying down on grass.
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 13/03/2025
I almost never use Google storage, what?
An email from Google to me saying that my account storage is 25% full.
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 11/03/2025
I've found out that a lot of people still don't know how to read time, due to digital clocks on phones. So, I've made a sheet that shows you how to read time. It simply breaks down what the hands and numbers mean in an easy to refer to format. Hope it helps out!
A diagram, outlining how to read time on an analogue clock.
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 28/02/2025
Can we do this again when Trump visits? (and can we also throw a milkshake at him please thank you)
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 01/02/2025
Chester is nice. #chester #england #uk
A photograph of Chester Cathedral on a clear day. You can see the front of it, with people at the bottom. The sky is blue and there are little clouds. There's also a sign that says "Entrance" on top of a purple background.
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 31/01/2025
Maybe worth noting that DeepSeek thought it was Claude for a minute. May be a mistake but also could be interesting.
I asked DeepSeek "What can you do that ChatGPT can't?" And it replied mentioning that it is Claude.I said "So your saying that your AI models is Claude?" And it says OH MY mistake
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 27/01/2025
"Change my mind" meme:
The tears for fears version of mad world is miles better than the gary jules version
CHANGE MY MIND
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 15/01/2025
Heads up, this account seems to be a pro-Trump profile which replies to people going against Trump with a load of bollocks. Steer clear. Also called someone who had pronouns in their name a pedo for using pronouns. These right wingers are brain dead istg
A screenshot of @kingdonaldtrump.bsky.social
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 10/01/2025
Why can't we make all OSes as good as Windows XP?
An Acer Aspire 5315 laptop open on the Windows XP desktop with the bliss background; green grass, blue skies and clouds. It also has the Winver screen open, showing the version of Windows it is running.
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 10/01/2025
If this was any other person, they'd be in prison. #FuckTrump
News article that says "Donald Trump has been handed a no-penalty sentence following his conviction in the Stormy Daniels hush money case."
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 28/12/2024
I feel your pain, in 2019, the UK decided to vote for the bloke with the craziest hair.
Boris Johnson with hair all over the place.
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 27/12/2024
New pfp with a picrew maker from itsnicsalad.carrd.co! Thanks to my mate for making the avatar for me.
A picture of me, with light brown hair, brown eyes, a red drawstring jacket and black t-shirt in front of a pink and purple marble background, with a watermark for itsnicsalad in the corner.
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 21/12/2024
I can see why teachers get annoyed when people damage glue sticks now.
A page that says YPO Glue Sticks 40g - 200 Pack - £82.99
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 20/12/2024
Five days till Christmas day, and I'm listening to the least Christmassy songs.
My Spotify queue with a bunch of songs that are absolutely not christmassy.
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 18/12/2024
I don't play the Switch much, but when I do, it's usually THPS with my dad and sister.
A Nintendo year in review which says PrivateMe - Favourite Game in 2024 - Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1+2
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 16/12/2024
If you want to see what a strange place the UK is, in 2019, we looked at all the candidates for prime minister and said "yep, let's pick the one with the craziest hair"
A happy Boris Johnson with sticking up hair. A sad/angry Boris Johnson with hair all over the show.A surprised Boris Johnson with hair all over the show.
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 05/12/2024
Here's my wrapped if anyone cares lol
A spotify wrapped that says:
Top artists: cavetown, oasis, the beatles, red hot chilli peppers
Top songs: everybody wants to rule the world, all the small things, when I come around, say it ain't so, tounge tied
Minutes listened: 10,605
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 30/11/2024
Yesterday, I volunteered at my old primary school in a year one class. One of the kids in the class told me she made me a picture and I said I'd put it on my wall. There's no way I'd lie to the face of a year one kid.
A brilliant picture with gingerbread men, a sun, flowers and three hearts.
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 16/11/2024
They make a bottle of fizzy drink sound like a weapon
A drinks bottle that says "This is a pressurised container. Open with care. Avoid physical impact and extremes of temperature as this may weaken the bottle. When opening, hold cap firmly, release slowly and point away from people or objects. Do not shake."
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 11/11/2024
:( #animalcrossing
A website page that says: Important Announcement: What will happen when the Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp online service ends?
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 09/11/2024
I think this is what people are doing right now.
A skircle of people I've interacted with.
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 08/11/2024
Not played this game in ages, going to get back into it! #animalcrossing #acnh
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 08/11/2024
I really want to connect to someone's car and play music but at the same time they'll see that I'm the only guy with his phone out lol
A Bluetooth devices list that says Vauxhall COMBO.
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 08/11/2024
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation.
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 08/11/2024
Home screen checkpoint reached!
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 07/11/2024
Put your playlist on shuffle and send the first few songs in the queue. #musicsky
A Spotify playlist queue, listing some songs, namely, Teenage Kicks by The Undertones, Lithium by Nirvana, Learn to Fly by Foo Fighters, Times like These by Foo Fighters, The Rock Show by blink-182, Karma Police by Radiohead, Blue Hair by TV Girl and Everybody Talks by Neon Trees.
(That took a while to write)
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 07/11/2024
My most watched shows. (I use trakt instead of letterboxd)
A list on Trakt that says Most Watched Shows, listing Friday Night Dinner, Stranger things and Phoenix Nights.
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PrivateMe @privateme.neocities.org · 04/11/2024
GET IN #duolingo
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