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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie

@prismaticphoenix.bsky.social
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Maria, Eevee, Sarah, and Stella (She/her, she/it, she/her, and she/her respectively) plural system of trans women Vain, prickly, and vulger you wouldn't post hatefully at a woman with brain damage would you? 🥺 18+ MDNI

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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 17h
I wish we had a functioning and humane legal system, I would have so much fun suing Aaron and the rest of the bluesky staff into oblivion for discriminatory business practices. it would be so easy too
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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 22h
WHY IS THIS GUY SO NICE TO ME?!?!? ASDGDGSHDJFJFJFU
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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope I'm wrong though
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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm honestly not that confident in the blue wave. yeah republicans' popularity is in the crapper but Democrats have done nothing to stop the attacks on voting rights and voting infrastructure. all the enthusiasm in the world doesn't count for much when they don't have to count your votes
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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my tits are growing again, the abstinence is working.
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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
women in cosplay drinking and smoking while gazing off into space is my favorite genre of photo
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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm Eevee
static.klipy.com
Eevee Pokemon Eevee
ALT: Eevee Pokemon Eevee
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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You won't ever know you're ready. It's always going to be a leap of faith.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 29/09/2026
the demiurge creating the material universe:
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Make an economy where being a dirtbag is a viable lifestyle option, and you create a society that, as a side effect, allows people to create cool shit. An economy friendly to dirtbags is friendly to *everyone* with a weird cool hobby.
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
omg do i have to do everything around here
a search bar with: swede caroline bork bork bork

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chelsea bridge @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
taxidermist who refers to the work as their stuffies
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Mrs. Reach / Mrs. Curio @reachartwork.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i raise my hand to say "megaman battle network predicted this" and am shot like a dog instantly
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Goth Mommy 🐉 @gothmommyxoxo.com · 29/09/2026
Meme caption reading "post this if you wanna get dominated by a goth dommy mommy girl or if you like kebab" above a close-up of a stuffed kebab wrap with lettuce, meat, and sauce resting on a wooden board.
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 29/09/2026
overhead view of a Ferrari F1 car with the caption "transgender is like Ferrari, the last few years have been rough"
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on sale
A digital painting of Leafeon

A leafeon naps in a basket of peppers at a produce stand bathed in sunlight. Partly eaten peppers sits nearby, while the price tag has been replaced with a half-off label: "leftovers" They're a bargain, so pepper stir-fry it is tonight. Now then... let's make sure we don't wake the little sleeper
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Don’t Post About Crimes @katerosebee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Finally made a landing page for my Adversarial Fashion ALPR-confounding clothes from a few years back, now that they're getting a boost again with chatter about Flock. Hopefully a good summary of what it was and where it's going! AdversarialFashion.com
adversarialfashion.com
Adversarial Fashion: Clothes vs License Plate Readers — Kate Bertash
Adversarial Fashion was a clothing line printed with fake license plates that fed junk data to ALPR cameras. How it worked, the DEF CON demo, and press.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He's just like us
Pegesus from yuhioj not knowing what to do with a dueling disk and tries throwing it
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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm no longer a puppy, I'm an Eevee instead
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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the trans femme community is just a collection of women and nonbinary people giving themselves caretaker fatigue as they try to make sure their partners are safe
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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
masculinize a band name: murder truck for handsome
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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
went bimbo mode 2 nights ago and lost some vegetables I was using for quesadillas. they turned up in my bed
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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think Digimon Beatbreak ended last night and it was a solid ending but damn that series fucked up the pacing in the second half and in order to fix it they really should have had another arc. I guess there's at least themes of transformational justice and building a society without exploitation
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Imaginatrix ✨ Hypnotic Hedonist 🌙 Say: Yes Trix @hypnohedonist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are you...? #hypnodomme #hypnokinky #hypnokink #erotichypnosis #kink
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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
if I were a vampire I'd be such a slut with it. I'd be making new vampires left and right
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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
efuck
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Koya @onceroyal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Let's turn this spaghetti warehouse into a spaghetti warehome
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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if god hates trans people, why don't genitals regrow like a lizard's limbs
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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am Eevee because when wild and free I can be whatever I need or want to be but in captivity I will become whatever those close to me want
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
women kissing
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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Hi my little pogchamps! Give into your lust and sink into my amazing tits
A blonde woman wearing only a nude bra and a black leather and chain collar. She's bent over a stuffed animal so that only her top half is visible as she rests her breasts on itA blonde woman wearing only a nude bra and a black leather and chain collar. She is proudly showing off her glorious chest.
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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I wish I was blonde in this picture so much. It's my favorite nude but like I've just always wanted to be blonde since I was a little girl and I wish my favorite nude reflected that.
A white trans woman with brunette hair kneels naked on a bed. She is sticking her tongue out slightly and staring into the camera. Her girldick is slightly visible framed between her thighs and her more impressive perky breasts. (She could probably use some sun as she's quite pale)
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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if I were in charge of making shows we'd have The Stepford Prison Experiment instead of the Stanford Prison Experiment and it would just be a bunch of trans women with Stepfordization fetishes and they'd all be enthusiastically willing volunteers
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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if you had to assign me a fursona purely off of online vibes what animal would it be?
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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
remember to take your doll to the Renaissance fair for enrichment.
a blonde woman in a beige dress and a faux leather psuedo corset stands in a grass lot while holding a deployed umbrella on her shoulder and behind her back
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Katra Ariello, Golden Apple Audio 🏳️‍⚧️ @katrafiy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if you want to understand how hard it is to get a job in 2026 as a trans woman, it's like showing up to every interview with an iced coffee duct taped to both of your hands
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👺 hell camino acid 👻👹 @sexdracula.rocks · 25/09/2026
the "don't bring iced coffee to an interview" discourse is great bc it's such a succinct and clarifying example of how private businesses aren't efficient & logical enterprises, they're just arbitrary in-groups ruled by sociopaths, power tripping on their ability to enforce pointless bullshit norms
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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hate ai menus I hate ai menus I hate ai menus I hate ai menus I hate ai menus I hate ai menus I hate ai menus I hate ai menus I hate ai menus I hate ai menus I hate ai menus I hate ai menus I hate ai menus I hate ai menus I hate ai menus I hate ai menus I hate ai menus I hate ai menus
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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
live by the clout die by the clout
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 25/09/2026
we're going to bring French Onion Dip and house a whole bag of chips during the interview. you can fuck right off of you don't like it that is a EMPLOYABLE SKILL we finish what we start
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jules @awawa.pics · 25/09/2026
this is what being plural is like
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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am so excited to not have plans this weekend I am going to watch Buffy and have a controlled demolition
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 09/01/2024
i know not with what instruments Mambo No. 6 will be played with. but Mambo No. 7 will be played with sticks and stones
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 25/09/2026
"WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE" "TO RESPECT YOUR WOMEN, TO LOVE THEM AS THEY COME BEFORE YOU, AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR PATRIARCHS"
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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you can be whatever you want
static.klipy.com
Digimon Greymon's Scary Awakening
ALT: Digimon Greymon's Scary Awakening
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Due to a false sensitive content warning, I made slight adjustments and reposted it. This can happen with drawings of Eevees... :3
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
leafeon's day
A digital painting of Leafeon. Noon on the balcony. Through a white towel hung out to dry, a leafeon is peering.A digital painting of Leafeon. A leafeon is sleeping in an L-shape on the bed where morning sunlight streams through the window.A digital painting of Leafeon. An underside view of a leafeon lying on the sofa; the perspective enlarges its front paw.
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
mornings
A digital painting of eevee

In a bedroom in the morning, sunlight streams through the window. A man getting ready for work is using a lint roller to remove fur from his dress shirt. A toy brought by the eevee is sitting on top of his work bag. He tries to check the time, but the eevee's tail, playfully swishing over his shoulder, is blocking his view. He's about to be late for work
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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the point when I realized I had to cut my father out of my life is when he said I could show him any stat about prisons and the American prison industrial complex I wanted but nothing would make him rethink his authoritarian tough on crime approach
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