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138 years of parking lot jokes

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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 2h
just catching up on some network television and wait a minute … help us @wewill2026.bsky.social, we’re catching strays out here
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Remember Some Guys @remembersomeguys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mike Lansing 2B-SS-3B Debut: 1993 - Retired: 2001 MON - BOS - COL
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Mike Lansing at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Mike Lansing
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 26/09/2026
hey Wendy’s, crying in parking lots is *our* thing
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 25/09/2026
we're going to bring French Onion Dip and house a whole bag of chips during the interview. you can fuck right off of you don't like it that is a EMPLOYABLE SKILL we finish what we start
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 25/09/2026
if a secret door is just a door that you can see, that's called a "door" #LansingFact
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 25/09/2026
DC 5 ass secret door at LeRoys
A brick door hiding poorly in a brick wall at LeRoys in Lansing Michigan USA
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 24/09/2026
half car, half motorcycle, 100% Lansing
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 24/09/2026
this is how we're gonna handle getting through the crowds at Uncle John's this year once the seasonal apple psychosis sets in
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 24/09/2026
whatever you want just stay on that side of the parking lot
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 24/09/2026
Total Wine is open in Frandor now so you can have your little cry and then stock up on booze and then go to the dispo and then dissociate in TJ Maxxxxxx
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 23/09/2026
in honor of bisexual visibility day we'll be menacingly eating a doughnut at a QD with a laundromat
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 22/09/2026
just found out that the pumpkin balls were made by the Elite Ball Artisans at Bronners and we'll need a while to process this
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 20/09/2026
IN HONOR OF THE NEW BALLS: We are declaring this year the holidays will be Spooky Christmas, and yeah, get a little slutty with it nothing matters anymore
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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Orchards are now battlefields
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Rustbucket G. Biv @placebomoon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
September - - 2026 Gas Prices are Rising Only Quality Dairy Stands before Them
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 19/09/2026
cider is gas egg nog is oil
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 18/09/2026
if diesel gets more expensive than QD cider just run the cars on QD cider it's called science
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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
MAZEL TOV to Lansing icon @jgoldstrass.bsky.social
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Lugnuts' Goldberg-Strassler voted Midwest League Broadcaster of the Year by peers
As decided in a vote of the Midwest League's broadcasters and media relations directors, the Lansing Lugnuts' Jesse Goldberg-Strassler has been named the Midwest League's 2026 Broadcaster of the Year....
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 17/09/2026
Frandor
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 17/09/2026
quality dairy
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
pumpkin spice is stored in the balls
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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
these are far too scary to be put in a public space
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 10/09/2026
OH SHIT, SURPRISE BALL DROP!
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 08/09/2026
our friends in Kalamazoo aren't horsin' around!!!
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 07/09/2026
Horrocks’ ongoing interactive art installation, “There Was An Incident,” continues to innovate
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Kate @katenordstrom2.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’ve been inspired. Needed to make my own for future use.
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 03/09/2026
LANSING TRASH BIN REDISTRIBUTION SYSTEM: ✅ Active
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Aly @alynnidalar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
im dyingggg bout to scale boji tower with my bare hands to turn down the temperature (at night obviously, as it's too hot during the day)
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 02/09/2026
us: September is here! hooray for the fall! Michigan: lol, fuck that
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 02/09/2026
It's pants tween by now
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 26/08/2026
french onion dip
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
honestly glad the air in the area smells like cow shit today important that the freshman moving into MSU understand its Agricultural Heritage
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 25/08/2026
just a reminder that whenever Michigan and/or Lansing is in the national spotlight for politics its everyone's responsibility to make all the operatives or journalists that parachute in eat an olive burger dance for us, eat the burger and give us a biiiiiiiig smile
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 23/08/2026
awesome, now we just need to make 8 more friends
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 23/08/2026
way to live mas Mitch
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 22/08/2026
same tho its pants tween by now
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 22/08/2026
so pants baby is a *look* now
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 20/08/2026
it’s like a Disney FastPass for hepatitis www.lansingstatejournal.com/story/news/l...
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Harper's new bar membership lets you skip lines and cover − for a fee
No lines, no cover. That could be the experience for a year at Harper's in East Lansing if customers buy the new Harper's Select membership
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 16/08/2026
oh great now the QD has a contraption
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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
this week’s cover of City Pulse looks like a fifth grader went on a field trip to Lansing and then tried to draw it from memory
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 11/08/2026
more like Lansing Clownship
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 11/08/2026
the dispensary? by the big scrapyard? not specific enough for Lansing Michigan USA
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 10/08/2026
just a reminder that haslett is there, existing. what goes on over there? none of our business leave us out of it
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 09/08/2026
not going to lie thought about green dot stables just now and got really sad miss you dearly micro transaction dinner
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 09/08/2026
smooth jazz turbulent jazz cherry jazz zero
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 07/08/2026
hot crazy Italian? are we talking about pizza or our last Hinge date? *rimshot*
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 07/08/2026
but can I eat lettuce like a freak?
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 06/08/2026
LANSING FACTS PLANS QUALITY DAIRY IN OUR LIVING ROOM STAFFED BY CUTE GOTH GIRLS
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 04/08/2026
the stock market can’t hurt us because all of our retirement money is in QD Points
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