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Doug in Gruene

@pretzelwurst.bsky.social
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Doug in Gruene @pretzelwurst.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@tbtl.net Wow! I remember hearing this in my car as a sales trainee for a wine wholesaler, which required me to use my own transportation. What a blast from the past.
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Jack MacPherson, the Ultimate Beer Buddy
Jack MacPherson, a Southern Californian surfer who became famous for organizing "beer orgies," recently died of liver and kidney failure. MacPherson had been the inspiration for Tom Wolfe's novel The ...
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 26/08/2026
THE PRIME CUTS OF BEEF 🥩 THE HEAVIEST FBS OFFENSIVE LINES AVERAGE WEIGHT
SICKOS COMMITTEE
Prime Cuts

The Heaviest FBS O-Lines By Average Roster Weight


Texas State
322.7lbs
States
Mississippi State
322.3lbs
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Washington
321.6lbs
VT
Virginia Tech
320.6lbs

UAB
320.6lbs

Texas
320.1lbs

Kentucky
319.7 bs

USC
318.6lbs

Oklahoma
318.6lbs

Florida State
318.3lbs
Data provided by collegefootballdata.com
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
(pitching coach visiting the mound) i'm covering my mouth bc i just had some garlic bread
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Erika Lee Sears @erikaleesears.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A slice #oilpainting #art
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
In the spirit of being bespectacled and bejeweled, today I am besunglassed and bejortsed
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Doug in Gruene @pretzelwurst.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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You're Not Alone (feat. Brandi Carlile) by Allison Russell on Apple Music
Song · 2022 · Duration 5:09
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Doug in Gruene @pretzelwurst.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
🙏🏻🙏🏻🤘
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Doug in Gruene @pretzelwurst.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I refuse to believe that the second replacement keyboardist is a “Rock Legend” americansongwriter.com/honestly-shu...
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“Honestly, Shut Up”: Rock Legend Slams Bruce Springsteen as an “Annoying, Bitter Old Man”
Jonathan Cain dubbed Bruce Springsteen an "annoying, bitter old man" while dissing the singer's political outspokenness.
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⚜️ Royal Blood ⚜️ @royalblood1.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
😁
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Doug in Gruene @pretzelwurst.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Feeling frisky in the a.m.?
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
LEAVE HER ALONE
Graphic showing an arial shot of a woodland with dry river rock and trees and in the center is the famous missing giraffe from recent news. The text says “real county TX, CBS Austin- MISSING GIRAFFE FOUND “FAT AND HAPPY.”
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I've actually never seen an explosion do this before cool
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Doug in Gruene @pretzelwurst.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Just a little something from the Austin psychedelic underground comix exhibit I went to today
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
the most important takeaway from the last year in sports is that if Indiana can win a championship, and the Knicks can win a championship, then any team can win one except for yours, who will keep losing
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Must feel so amazing right now to be a Vietnamese man in NYC named Nicks Nguyen and hearing the whole city chant your name
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Sonny Wayz @sonnywayz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The last time the Knicks won it all, the president resigned the following year. Just saying.
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Doug in Gruene @pretzelwurst.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Not too often you stumble upon a real Terry Allen in the wild. Texas State University
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Doug in Gruene @pretzelwurst.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Find the beauty in the monotony #mobilephotography
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 02/06/2026
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Doug in Gruene @pretzelwurst.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Yea Warren “Courtside” Haynes at MSG
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Doug in Gruene @pretzelwurst.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I just got done watching @deandelray.bsky.social ‘s special “5836” for the third time, and it’s a sidesplitter. Here’s me with Dean back in July 2022 in Austin.
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Doug in Gruene @pretzelwurst.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Any advice?
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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Doug in Gruene @pretzelwurst.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Someone on Substack just called the vice president “J.Divans” and I can’t stop laughing
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Doug in Gruene @pretzelwurst.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
In the loop #lostshoes #mobilephotography
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Doug in Gruene @pretzelwurst.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Utility shoe #lostshoes
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Doug in Gruene @pretzelwurst.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Doug in Gruene @pretzelwurst.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Bluebonnet season has been slow so far in Central Texas, but I got a couple good ones of these lonely flowers today. #mobilephotography
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Doug in Gruene @pretzelwurst.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Some pics of #phish I took at 6/28/25 that I just found hidden on my phone @phish.com
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
My large mutant son Snaxon just ordered a hamburger and chicken nuggets at La Tour d'Argent and the waiter shot him with a tranquilizer dart and sold him to the circus
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 15/03/2026
Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:
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Erika Lee Sears @erikaleesears.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Listening to the ocean #art #oilpainting
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Doug in Gruene @pretzelwurst.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
#dogsincarwindows #mobilephotography
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Doug in Gruene @pretzelwurst.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Kendrick wants his money
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Eric @nemchocke.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Here it is, your moment of zen.
Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them?

Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.
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Doug in Gruene @pretzelwurst.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your
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That's HEDLEY! @hedleylamarr23.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
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Doug in Gruene @pretzelwurst.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
#dogsincarwindows #mobilephotography
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Doug in Gruene @pretzelwurst.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Texas State 2026 schedule release today! Eat ‘em up! #txst #texasstatefootball
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Doug in Gruene @pretzelwurst.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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Doug in Gruene @pretzelwurst.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Can a bot cry? I sure hope so…..
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕎𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕥 @radiator9987.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
If you listen to Pearl Jam you can't complain about not understanding Bad Bunny, ain't no one ever understood Eddie Vedder
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Super Bowl Halftime Show Meme™
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 23/01/2026
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Doug in Gruene @pretzelwurst.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Anytime you’re not sure how your day is gonna go, just play this one and it’s guaranteed to get just a little bit better. #phish #acoustic Check out 1998-11-03 (KBCO Studio C) by Phish on @relistenapp
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