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Lanzifer Longinus

@lanziferlonginus.bsky.social
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Former Magister Equitum-The Satanic Temple's Mounted Color Guard, Former Minister Satanae, Horseman, Jouster, Musician, Historian, and Fall- Down Tragedian

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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mitch McConnell is a 3rd level Guilt Navigator...
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Happy Charliemas to those who celebrate...
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You can take the fly out of the MAGAt but you can't take the maggot out of the fly...
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
R.I.P. Tim Curry.
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Controversial Film THE DEVILS Releasing NC-17 Cut Over 50 Years Later
Ken Russell's controversial 1971 historical horror The Devils will get a 4K director's cut, rated NC-17, finally after 55 years.
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
THE SUPER CULO SHARTED THE GALAXIES INTO WHIRLING REALITY. WE ARE ALL A DIVINE ACCIDENT. DEUS EX RECTUM...
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
ABBOTT PITCHES HEALTH PLAN... #ABBOTTOIR
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
#Cowboys4Satan
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
#Cowboys4Satan
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
#Dajjal
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
#HailSatan screenrant.com/hail-satan-h...
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Satanic Documentary Is Making A Hell Of A Comeback On HBO Max 6 Years Later
The Satanic documentary, explained.
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
THE CALMYOUNISTS R TAKING OVER ARE KOUNTRY... Charlie #McCarthyism
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
R.I.P. Sam Neill. www.nbcnews.com/news/obituar...
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Most of all, Lindsey Graham should be remembered as a passionate defender of rapists.
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Verily, I would rather be moral person who acts like a decent human being yet damned to Hell for all eternity than a person who behaves like a shitty human being who believes they were forgiven and saved by Jesus. That's a hill I'll die on, wherever that hill may be...
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If you still support Trump then we can't be friends. We can be acquaintances, we can be polite cordial enemies, or we can be complete enemies. Your choice, but we definitely aren't friends if you are still a Trump supporter. Sorry, not sorry...
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
TRUMP IS A PIECE OF SHIT.... www.facebook.com/share/1Efh2o...
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I support open Satanism... #OpenSesame #SatanicPride #StreisandEffect #HailSatan
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
DIDA U HEAR ABAUT DA SHISM? youtu.be/vS6PZb83fNs?...
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Weekend Update: Father Guido Sarducci - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
BUDDY JAYZUS...
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
THE INSURRECTION OF THE KREIST...
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
EvErYtHiNg We DoN't LiKe iS cOmMuNiSt. WeLcOmE tO ThE nEw cHaRliE mCcArThY eRa...
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
MAGA BAPTISM...
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
SHIT MAKES MORE SCENTS WHEN IT'S ARRANGED IN A HEIRARCHICAL SYSTEM... www.facebook.com/share/p/17kc...
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
What kind of Trump supporter are you?
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Rise Up, Sing Out - A Concert for the First Amendment. An Evening to Build Community.
YouTube video by No Kings
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Stranger: Why are you always sitting alone? Me: I don't want Trump supporters sitting next to me. Stranger:Why? Me: Call it voluntary segregation...
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Stranger: Why are you always sitting alone? Me: I don't want Trump supporters sitting next to me. Stranger:Why? Me: Call it voluntary segregation...
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Evangelical: Christianity isn't a religion. It's a relationship. Me: Oh really? I have a symbiotic relationship with my horses, my cats, and my garden. If I take care of them they take care of me. What has your god done for me? He hasn't even produced a turd...
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I decided it was less than becoming of a jouster to take the ahimsa approach to Satanism...
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Ok, fine. I've lowered my standards in order to not come off as a pompous elitist. As long as you aren't a Trump supporter then I think we can get along and reconcile our other differences. That's the only deal breaker I have left. The enemy of my enemy is my friend... #ÉpurationSauvage
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