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A daily podcast, featuring your best imaginary radio friends, Luke Burbank & Andrew “Boom Boom” Walsh. tbtl.net

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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 11/09/2026
Luke took the NYT Dialect quiz yesterday, and the results might surprise you. www.tbtl.net/episodes/4812
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Doug in Gruene @pretzelwurst.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@tbtl.net Wow! I remember hearing this in my car as a sales trainee for a wine wholesaler, which required me to use my own transportation. What a blast from the past.
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Jack MacPherson, the Ultimate Beer Buddy
Jack MacPherson, a Southern Californian surfer who became famous for organizing "beer orgies," recently died of liver and kidney failure. MacPherson had been the inspiration for Tom Wolfe's novel The ...
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is a fine piece of writing by Stu "The StuBot" Neuman, and it covers a lot of ground. However, it fails to point out that Mean Gene Okerlund apparently used the same microphone as me and Rush Limbaugh in his video for Rock and Roll, Hoochie Koo. It's a curious oversight.
Mean Gene Okerlund dressed as a flamboyant wrestler singing into an Electro-Voice RE20.Photo of Rush Limbaugh in a studio posing behind a gold Electo-Voice RE20 microphone. Andrew (aka me) talking into a standard gunmetal gray Electro-Voice RE20 microphone in my studio, which has horizontal wood paneling so it sort of looks like I'm in a sauna. But I'm fully dressed, mind you!
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 09/07/2026
It's not a "backstage discussion", you dumb robot. It's just TBTL.
An automated pop-up  on the Riverside program that says "A.I. Producer: Delete this part as it appears to be a backstage discussion not intended for the audience's ears.
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 01/07/2026
Alternate title for today's show was “You Don’t Get The McHale’s Navy that you want, you get the McHale’s Navy you deserve.” www.tbtl.net/episodes/4761
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#4761 Two Simons And A Tsongas — TBTL
Luke and Andrew discuss what they’ve been watching lately; Luke’s pick is a new, edge-of-your-seat docu-series, while Andrew’s is…less current. They also review old Seattle TV listings to see what was...
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 16/06/2026
At some point in today's episode, Luke says, "check the bathroom stats." I don't remember when or why he says it. I just jotted it down in my show notes for some reason. www.tbtl.net/episodes/4750
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#4750 A Watched Otter Pop Never Freezes — TBTL
Andrew’s attempts to get Luke to appreciate the cookies of their youth fall short. Plus, Luke is headed to New York to hang with some old American Public Media friends. And a promise of free money end...
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 29/04/2026
We woke up early to find out what was in our P.O. Box and voicemail line. We were not disappointed.
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#4716 A Man Of A Certain Gravy — TBTL
Luke and Andrew receive a curious piece of mail that ends up sending them down a salty, slippery memory lane. They also check the voicemail line to find stories of lost phones, perfect days, and -- of...
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 25/04/2026
We interviewed a bear.
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Bearing A Grudge
Hello, by the way, this is Andrew from the TBTL podcast. I hope this email finds you well.
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 24/04/2026
If you've ever wondered about the very specific details of my Friday Twisted Tea routine, this is the episode for you.
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#4713 I Love It When You Call Me Big Puppy — TBTL
Luke and Andrew mourn the abrupt closure of SBK, a Seattle karaoke joint that played a huge part in their late night marauding back in the day. Plus, Lucy the Puppy has completely changed Andrew’s sle...
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 03/04/2026
Is Bluesky a gamers platform?
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 10/03/2026
Two hours and fifteen minutes, and it's only Tuesday.
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#4680 Bottle Episode — TBTL
Luke spent the weekend trying to escape O’Hare airport, while Andrew spent the weekend trying to escape from an evil magician’s dressing room. Plus, Luke is mad at A.I. for lying on his behalf, and an...
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 06/03/2026
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8 likes, 0 comments - toobeautifultolive on March 6, 2026: "Oedipus has entered the chat. #tbtl #podcast #toobeautifultolive #freud #fmk".
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 06/03/2026
Genevieve was on the show today. She was a delight. But more importantly, Luke's new Instagram obsession gave us an opportunity to break out one of my finest Photoshops of all time. Please enjoy Detlef Shrimp. www.tbtl.net/episodes/4678
Getty Images photo of Detlef Schrempf in his Sonics uniform on the court, only his head has been removed with Photoshop and replaced with a big cocktail shrimp.
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 28/02/2026
People often come up to us on the street and ask, "hey, did you record a show today?" And the answer, almost invariably, is yes. Here's today's!
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#4673 Orange You Glad You Asked? — TBTL
Luke’s attempts to get to the bottom of Andrew’s citrus addiction leads to a bigger mystery about India’s third-biggest newspaper. Plus, Luke makes plans to visit steamboat museums and chimney sweep m...
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I'm the Andrew.
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 14/02/2026
Happy Vday from the BDSM boys.
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
"The first Olympic games were held in 1946, just outside Cincinnati, Ohio. The brainchild of a tool salesman and amateur hurdler named William K. Olympics, they began as a fleeting idea scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin in a 24-hour diner."
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The Long Game
The first Olympic games were held in 1946, just outside Cincinnati, Ohio. The brainchild of a tool salesman and amateur hurdler named William K. Olympics, they began as a fleeting idea scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin in a 24-hour diner.
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 06/02/2026
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Simple white on blue quotation graphic that says "Choose Your Own Adventure Books are the Self-Checkout of reading" - Lue Burbank On Literature
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 30/01/2026
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 29/01/2026
The cultural moment TBTL Tens have been waiting for #heatedrivalry
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Nick @slownick.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Needing an obscure cable: ☹️ Having the obscure cable in your box of cords you refuse to throw away: 😏
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 23/01/2026
Look at that -- the TBTL Valen-Tens Card Exchange is back, thanks to listener Jami! You can sign-up at tbtl.net! Just click the big blue button at the top of the page.
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 21/01/2026
The new phonebook's here!
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#4645 Nothing But A Gmail Thang — TBTL
Luke joins the show from Burbank, California, where he was on a big-budget HBO set all day. He and Andrew also discuss the school staff from Archie Comics as well as some of the cartoon characters the...
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 20/01/2026
We're going to be recording the show pretty late today. Here's some Snoopy content to pass the time.
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I found this on an old VHS tape #vhsvideo #snoopy
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 17/01/2026
Despite our efforts to write the most non-threatening podcast newsletter of all time, it looks like this week's email is still being blocked for gmail users. Feel free to take a peep here, if you're so inclined.
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Safe Words
We’re going to take it nice and easy today. Nicccccee and easy, and everything will be just fine.
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Dean from Australia @deanfromaustralia.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
@walsh.bsky.social is spending time in Las Vegas so TBTL Employee Numero Uno, Jon Sklaroff, jumps on the line to check in with @lukeburbank.bsky.social about what's happening in the Twin Cities. #TBTL : #4639 More Sasquatch Than Man #comedy #podcast www.tbtl.net/episodes/4639
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#4639 More Sasquatch Than Man — TBTL
Andrew is spending time in Las Vegas so TBTL Employee Numero Uno, Jon Sklaroff, jumps on the line to check in with Luke about what's happening in the Twin Cities and the podcast world after the first ...
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 09/01/2026
Here's a link to the survey from this week's newsletter. Take a gander! freeonlinesurveys.com/s/cAMOBoXB
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Is Bowling A Sport: A TBTL Sports Survey
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 09/01/2026
If this week's TBTL Newsletter ended up in your spam folder, you can access it here: tinyurl.com/tbtlnewslett...
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Light Poll
Hello, by the way, and welcome to another edition of the TBTL newsletter! I hope this email finds you well.
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Linh Pham @linh.social · 03/01/2026
The almost unending number of intro drops for today's @tbtl.net almost makes me want a show completely full of drops.
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 23/12/2025
We are definitely not feeling listless this Christmas. www.tbtl.net/episodes/4625
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#4625 The Burbank Always Promotes Twice — TBTL
Luke and Andrew finally do what they promised to do yesterday: Namely, talk about the best times and places to eat candy. Plus, Andrew’s adventures in old-timey cinema continue! 
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Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe @whatthehellpodcast.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
@tbtl.net has dropped new wax!!!!
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 17/12/2025
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abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I’m a sucker for a Baroque/Broke pun and boy did I fully laugh out loud when I saw the name of the new TBTL episode. Thanks bros @lukeburbank.bsky.social @walsh.bsky.social
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 24/10/2025
Did you know that the TBTL Newsletter now has an online archive? Did you know that the latest edition of the newsletter just dropped? Did you know that Aragorn drives a speeder bike? All this and more at TBTL.net!
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 09/10/2025
We're going to see if we can wrangle Luke's mom onto the show tomorrow (Friday.) Do you have any questions you'd like us to ask Susie B.? Post them here or email luke@tbtl.net. Also, here's today's ep: www.tbtl.net/episodes/4572
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#4572 Corny On Main — TBTL
Luke missed most of the Mariners game yesterday; Andrew wasn’t so lucky. They also discuss a questionable TV commercial that seems to encourage human/buffalo romance and Luke’s childhood memories of r...
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 07/10/2025
After turning in a 2+ hour beast yesterday, we felt it would be proper to release a more dignified 70 minute podcast today. You can listen to most of it before the Mariners game starts! www.tbtl.net/episodes/4570
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#4570 Deuces With Dignity — TBTL
Luke is confused over the decision by the now-famous “Crying Mariners Fan” to wear a Savannah Bananas hat at an M’s playoff game. He and Andrew also discuss an A.I.-generated song that has both of the...
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 01/10/2025
I just realized that I accidentally deleted the entire second half of today's podcast before uploading it. That's no good! I just re-uploaded it and the full version should be in your podcast feed momentarily. Sorry for the confusion! (And for ghosting on Bluesky for the past month...)
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#4565 One Abbey After Another — TBTL
Andrew narrowly avoided getting into a fight in a barroom bathroom this weekend. Luke somehow slipped into a wormhole and lost a chunk of time in the Portland airport. And a listener’s dog learns to p...
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 29/08/2025
Some shows just *feel* like Friday shows. Like the ones where we accidentally talk about the TV show "Dinosaurs" for far too long. www.tbtl.net/episodes/4543
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#4543 Steamboat Dinosaur — TBTL
Andrew had a dream involving a public toilet. A very public toilet. Plus, Luke is learning about the birds and the bees -- specifically, the humming birds and the yellow jackets that are harassing t...
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 22/08/2025
Dear TBTL Newsletter Readers, There will be no newsletter in your inbox today. But it'll be back next Friday, with all the time-wastyness you've come to expect. Sincerely, The TBTL Newsletter Writers PS -- We do have a new episode for you: www.tbtl.net/episodes/4538
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#4538 Hot August Days — TBTL
Luke has some major outdoor organizing projects to take care of in the hot hot heat today. Andrew’s current organizing project is slightly less…rugged. Plus, Luke drove by the new In & Out burger ...
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 21/08/2025
We promise, Andrew is safe.
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 13/08/2025
I didn't buy the shirt. www.tbtl.net/episodes/4530
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#4530 It’s Subway Or The Highway — TBTL
Luke and Andrew recount their time in the world’s busiest Subway sandwich shop. They also hear from a former McDonald’s employee with a story about the strangest fast food order she ever received.&nbs...
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 07/08/2025
I almost convinced Luke to explain the birds and the bees to me on today's episode. Almost. www.tbtl.net/episodes/4527
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#4527 The World’s Longest Dad Joke — TBTL
Andrew saw a concerning post on Bluesky that has him worried about the future of his favorite thermostat. He and Luke also check-in on the TBTL voicemail line again, where they have messages concernin...
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Annie J. @johnsonea.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Hey @tbtl.net Tens! Join me for another Tens Give Back opportunity on 9/27 at Food Lifeline. Meet Tens, Elevens and Fives while doing something good for the Seattle community. Sign up at foodlifeline.volunteerhub.com/vv2/lp/tbtlt...
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 04/08/2025
The TBTL voicemail line is overflowing with your calls. Today, Luke and I do something about it. www.tbtl.net/episodes/4524
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#4524 Kirst Almighty — TBTL
The TBTL voicemail line has been filling up, so Luke and Andrew invent a fun way to listen to as many listener messages as possible. 
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 01/08/2025
Luke had something confiscated by the TSA today, and it's all Andrew's fault. www.tbtl.net/episodes/4523
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#4523 The Dankest Generation — TBTL
Luke had a personal item confiscated by the TSA this morning, and it’s all Andrew’s fault. They also learn that Luke has apparently entered the Brain Rot Internet, whatever that is. 
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 31/07/2025
One of our TBTL Junior Sluggers is up for a big award! Please vote for Armani early and often: athleteoftheyear.org/2025/armani-...
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Vote for Armani to be featured in a 3BRAND ad in Sports Illustrated and win $25,000!
Armani Has An Unmatched Hustle, And A Heart Full Of Teamwork. He Leads By Example On And Off The Field.
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Wisconsin 106 @wisconsin106.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
@tbtl.net Just so the Ten are aware... Wisconsin 106 is now on Bluesky by popular demand!
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Kent Parkstreet @kentparkskeet.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Breakfast with Bob comes on around 9 p.m. here in Australia. You can tell Bob he has a new most distant listener.
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 22/07/2025
Hello, Friendos! We're fifteen minutes away from going live for Day 2 of the TBTL-a-Thon from Friendship, Wisconsin! Watch/listen live at tbtl.net and YouTube! We're also taking your calls at 206-414-8285. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okgs...
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 21/07/2025
TBTL-a-Thon 16: Banding Together live from Friendship, Wisconsin. Live stream at 12pm CT / 10am PT / 1pm ET at tbtl.net.
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