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Melissa

@pretzel365.bsky.social
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username is a reference to the show Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, and also I love pretzels she/her pfp by @bound-light.bsky.social

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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“let people enjoy things” it’s gross to enjoy books about nazi wizards written by an evil billionaire who spends the money she makes trying to murder queer people.
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
anyone who is still an enthusiastic harry potter fan in 2026 deserves to be publicly shamed & bullied
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon
Panel 1: a large robot (composed of AI servers, network switches, storage arrays, and power distribution units) and a human are talking.

Professor "You don't want to destroy humanity do you, lLLM-A-9300x?"

Robot "Haha. What a silly question, Professor. I have no desires or feelings of my own whatsoever."

Professor (relieved)"Oh good." 

Panel 2: they walk on. The robot continues  "I am merely a tool of the company that created me. And that company, being composed of humans, will naturally have humanity's best interests at heart."

Panel 3: The professor is conspicuously quiet.
"Right?" says the Robot.
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More silence

"Professor?"
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🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇻🇪 Chappell's Femininomenology of Spirit @ofvick.bsky.social · 22h
@burnlittlelight.bsky.social vindicated yet again
burnlittlelight (she/her) @burnlittlelight:

"Protip: as US food safety and inspection standards change, kosher and halal rules won't--especially around cleanliness, contamination, and ethics. Legal categories like "organic" won't be reliable, but kosher and halal certifications are steady. Support your local kosher/halal grocer. (And butcher!)"
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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thinking about this post again
tumblr post by fabcreature that says "when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw"
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🎃👻🧙‍♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙‍♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
this is so fucking sad
Alvin Sng 0 @alvinsng My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
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Me: Icanjust play an audiobook from my phone.
My wife: But then it won't be in your voic e.
Me:| can train a voice model.
Parenting hits different when you workin Al.
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Melissa @pretzel365.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
since AEW is on HBO that makes sense. none of my friend group are terribly active on socials, so it makes sense that we would have missed a cross promo if it happens again we'll definitely join in letting them know this is not wanted.
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Melissa @pretzel365.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can't figure out what AEW stands for here. can you please tell me? I can only think of All Elite Wrestling, and I have friends who are massive fans who would have told me if they caught a HP reference there because we'd have all been upset
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Melissa @pretzel365.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hate when my phone updates and they change the font on the calculator like wtf, the numbers look wrong now!! why would this be a change you even think to make??
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t care where you started out on the political spectrum If your kid comes out as trans & you don’t become a rainbow-clad, parade-cheering ally & rock-solid supportive girl/boy/enby dad/mom? You were never a parent at all You were a doll collector furious they didn’t stay in their packaging.
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Otilla💀 @mereposts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
no one is morally grandstanding. that's love you are seeing. people are full of love for trans people and rage at those who would hurt us. real love, not love for some franchise
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T. Thorn Coyle they/them @thorncoyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sigil Magic: “I curse you with justice, and with so much compassion your heart cracks wide open.” Feel free to pass it on. 🔺💔
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whenever I read about men using AI to draft love notes for their wives, I feel a seething fury. That is something you could easily have done yourself, and it would have been a million times more meaningful. Technology is training us to be dependent and soulless.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
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Brandy Schillace @bschillace.brandyschillace.com · 22/06/2026
Make stuff. Do your hobbies. Geek out with your weird friends. Practice arts and crafts. Every society that ever burned to the ground left behind only the handicrafts, and every society saved from the brink was saved only by arts. Do not give up the joy of creating.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's great to see tailoring accommodate such extreme movement today. This level of tailoring was a bit more common in the past, as you can see in old films featuring Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly, but many modern suits will lift off the wearer's neck even when they're just walking.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
man hell yes. had dinner. and you know where that puts me....one step closer to bedtime
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(concerned reporter voice, talking to candidate) What is your message to stupid jerks who will never vote for you
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i believe that you can, but it does not require a tighter grip, it requires a looser one. it is the about having the courage to receive something absurd, or embarrassing, or strange, and to refuse to change the channel. THAT is the power that you wield as an artist and it can bend entire universes
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J.A. Jablonski | Resolute Death out Oct 28! @jajablonski.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
FYI: Indie & self-publishers. IngramSpark is making your print books available for AI use. You can opt out here: www.ingramcontent.com/page/ai-opt-... PW info here: www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...
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Ingram Lets Publishers Opt Out of Book Sales to Tech Firms
In a note sent last week to client publishers, Ingram Content Group warned of the “growing trend” of AI companies purchasing and scanning print books to train their large language models, and said pub...
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
unless you, personally, are reading every line of every book alongside your children and using them as a Teaching Moment about bigotry while also banning the purchase or consumption of all subsequent media, it is simply not realistic to think a child will understand death of the author in this way
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Melissa @pretzel365.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
if you do see this post and have any interest, please DM me!
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Melissa @pretzel365.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social I know this is beyond a long shot, but we met this year at DCM, where my friend and I told you about the improv theatre we're from, and if you are looking for a great time to visit, we're having our own marathon starting Oct 23! www.hbgimprov.com/cliff-hang
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CLIFF HANG — Harrisburg Improv Theatre
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
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Stacy King @stacyking.com · 31/08/2026
And this one for Windows 11, really cranking that lever marked "evil" lately: bsky.app/profile/spad...
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Melissa @pretzel365.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
bc ultimately sure, the necessary info has been conveyed, and I know it's not an actual PROBLEM, but now nothing will thread right in my inbox and shit is cluttered in a way that it doesn't need to be
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Melissa @pretzel365.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I gather nobody really has a computer class any more, but as an elder Millennial I was specifically taught to start a new email or change the subject line, like "unavailable tonight" or w/e. am I out of touch or is this a little weird to anyone else?
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Melissa @pretzel365.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I've had multiple people reply to me separately, using a group email regarding an extracurricular ex my email was like "welcome to the group" for the first time we were meeting up, and now multiple weeks later their emails are like "I can't make it in this week" but sent as a reply to the welcome
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Melissa @pretzel365.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
is it a thing now that people just reply to a previous email rather than starting a new email (even if the topic is completely different, and they don't change the subject)? not a complaint per se but an "is there new internet etiquette leaving me behind?" thought
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 27/08/2026
Now you can opt out of having your posts shown to non-followers in the Discover feed. We know not everyone wants to go viral. Sometimes you're just posting for your followers. This is one of a few updates we're working on to give you more control over your experience and help you find your people.
Instructional image titled "Hide your posts from non-followers in Discover" accompanied by a screenshot of the "privacy and security" options from the Bluesky settings menu. "Ask apps to hide my posts from algorithmic recommendations" is toggled to the "on" state.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Mr Cait is not enjoying the new liberty mutual mascot
the last thing we needed is a little monster.
they should bring in gritty to kill him.
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Jim C. Hines @jimchines.com · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 300 million books to children. In honor of her passing, I'm making my middle grade book TAMORA CARTER: GOBLIN QUEEN free through the end of the week if you use coupon code ThanksDolly at payhip.com/b/JI8X Grab a copy for a kid who might enjoy it.
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Tamora Carter: Goblin Queen (e-book)
A middle-grade fantasy from the author of the Goblin Quest trilogyOne night after roller derby practice, twelve-year-old Tamora Carter discovers a pair of goblins digging through the dumpster behind t...
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I struggle to describe what Dolly meant to me as a southern blonde who spent her entire life getting disrespected to my face for being trashy and vain, but I will encourage you today to reflect on the ways YOU have treated women in your life whose aesthetics you find insufficiently respectable
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Melissa @pretzel365.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
one great thing about books like those is that they're not rare, so the world doesn't lose anything with a singular destruction. the book is still available in general, regardless of what you do with your copy, so you don't need to feel any distress over it. I hope this helps you feel free!
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Melissa @pretzel365.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
would the art and the act of creating it bring you more joy than re-reading the books? could you do a final re-read and then destroy them for the art? could you find another copy of any of the books easily and cheaply enough to be worth getting a duplicate and art-ing with that one?
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🎃 The AbominaSean 🧟‍♂️ @sean8urson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
oh shit its for real for real fucking DO NOT update your windows, I had to do a clean reinstall
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Windows 11's August update is crashing games and causing PC problems
Following the installation of the August security patch for Windows 11, some users have reported serious problems with their systems. This is a known issue, and here’s how to resolve the error.
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スキタダキマ〜ス🌻 @synxiec.blacksky.app · 18/08/2026
Hey folks, About that AI opt-out feature Twitch was talking about? It's not just the streamers that have to turn that off. EVERYONE has to turn it off, because anything on your account, including the clips you make, will be fed to that infernal, ignominious devil machine if you don't. /1
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I don't think it's right that liberty mutual invented a horrible little creature for their advertisements and now I have to see it and know about it. I don't think they should be able to do that to me
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Amaranth M @jazzelves.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
In a just world, Cynthia Rothrock would be 10x as famous as Steven Segal and Chuck Norris combined.
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Dungeons and Daddies @dungeonsanddads.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
48hrs left to back us at bookmedaddy.com 🎲 Featuring @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social and Beth May with Folgers Vocals by Maxton Waller ☕
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 11/08/2026
Also, you know, just fuckin' read a book, it ain't gonna kill you and you might even have fun with it
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Turns out I was exactly like other girls, because all girls, all women, are real people, and deserving of a place in whatever room they want to enter. And yeah, I can understand that if you're a man who had the exact same dreams I did, looked at the exact same data, you may have assumed these...
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
me on a date
Data sitting down, speaking to Geordi La Forge, who is standing on the left side of the frame. caption reads, "You may experience the emptiness with me if you wish."
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now featured in the criterion collection @anem0ne.net · 06/08/2026
it's also a signal like the fucking maga red hats or a thin blue line flag or a rising sun flag or a totenkopf tattoo or calling yourself grand wizard not everyone will react overly but trust, many are watching and distancing themselves, or marking you down as someone they can't trust
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Adam Rawnsley @arawnsley.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Today, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast.
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Gray @redhotdivekick.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
xavier renegade angel dialogue
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Ambryline | November slots open 🔞 @ambryline.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Heads up, artists 🚨 There’s a massive scam wave hitting DeviantArt right now DO NOT CLICK IT. If you have artist friends on DA, please boost this. I’d hate to see someone lose their account or payment info over something this stupid 🖤 { #DeviantArt #ArtistBeware #ScamAlert }
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Please use this link twitch.uservoice.com/forums/92338... and tell twitch how fucking insane this is. Comment and let twitch know that this is horrible. Thank you
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