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Jewel ✨

@prettypoeticpen.bsky.social
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Julian ⭐ 27 ⭐ ♏︎ ⭐ he/they. Modern marvel & mystic. Got lobotomized at Claire's!

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Jewel ✨ @prettypoeticpen.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
anyway might fuck around and practice putting a fire out with my fingers, for enrichment. im always doing things
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Jewel ✨ @prettypoeticpen.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
bit of a REBRAND !!!! Unfortunately for less than ideal reasons since bsky's safety features blow. I also deleted my pinned post & won't be replacing it for now and removed my links from my profile, so if you need to find me anywhere feel free to DM me!
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discflame🎶 @discfla.me · 08/08/2025
and they have to put hearts over their i's. it's very important.
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Jewel ✨ @prettypoeticpen.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
sorry ryder carroll normally i would agree with you that bullet journaling should be simple & decorated spreads should not at all be the norm much less the image of bullet journaling itself but i am afraid feminizing men is more important in this case. Sometimes you just have to Prioritize
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Jewel ✨ @prettypoeticpen.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
this is gonna have to do i am not spending more than 5 minutes on this joke
A rainbow hand holds a rainbow gun to the head of a black silhouette of a poor, presumably straight man. The original text reads "SAY THE DAMN PRONOUNS" but it has been edited to say "DECORATE THE DAMNED BULLET JOURNAL" instead. there are pink hearts and stars and clouds with little moons and stars dangling off them and red flowers drawn with crayon all around :)
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Jewel ✨ @prettypoeticpen.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
you're going to draw fucking hearts and wreaths around your bullet journal page and make monthly trackers with cute little doodles and pastels & You are going to Fucking Like it
"Bullet journaling for men" with the greyest most boring ass journal you've ever seen in your life
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Cheap Ass Gamer @cheapassgamer.com · 02/08/2025
Free Chocolate Pudding via Parking Lot. Limited Time Offer.
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Rory aka Mrs. Asina 🧪 ❄️🐦‍⬛ @guttersnipe.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
People letting their XIV subs lapse when they stop caring about their houses
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Blur @tomboypepsilove.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Hey bro I don't wanna sound like I don't trust you but I can't help but notice that you're acting as a friend and guide to our party yet you aren't in the box art
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Ani @someanichick.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
step 1: lock in step 2: lock in please step 3: please lock in please do it now please step 4: eep step 5: lock in
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
logging onto Bluesky
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Erin 🦇🎃💀👻EEK👻💀🎃🦇 Kane @dianamonkey.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Israel destroyed a Palestinian seed bank today. This is such a specific kind of evil, targeting literal hope for the future. Attempting to further alienate Palestinians from their home and land. So much destroyed just for the sake of destroying. It's awful.
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This morning, Israeli forces raided and demolished the Seed Multiplication Unit of the Union of Agricultural Work Committees' (UAWC) national seed bank in Hebron.

Using bulldozers and heavy machinery, the Israeli army destroyed the storage warehouses and infrastructure where essential equipment, seed materials, and tools for indigenous seed reproduction were kept.

This is not just an attack on a building-its an attack on Palestinian food sovereignty, biodiversity and cultural memory.
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
“Scientists have discovered a giant new species of stick insect in Australia, which is over 15 inches long and researchers say may be the heaviest insect in the country.” Via ABC News
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Rat Squinks 🐀 @ratsquinks.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
wretched little starving victorian child begging for just a morsel of gruel
ponzu the black rat standing on her hind legs with her front paws held up nervously, staring awkwardly at the camera
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Paul McCartney's mother forbade him from listening to The Beatles when he was growing up. "It wouldn't make sense," she'd say. "It doesn't make any sense.."
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Jewel ✨ @prettypoeticpen.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Been talking to the angels lately and they said I needed to increase my faggotry levels by deciding I'm embodying my manhood even during the times I'm embracing my femininity more. Might fuck around and dress like a girl while vying for princedom later
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Stringbones @stringbones.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
whoever invented crab cakes deserves an enormous fat sloppy suck
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Jewel ✨ @prettypoeticpen.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Pronoun update. You can refer to me with she/her under the following circumstances: 1. When it's Funny (i.e. For the Bit) 2. When it's Hot
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Jewel ✨ @prettypoeticpen.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
ANYWAY
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Jewel ✨ @prettypoeticpen.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Posting on here since I forgor what paper and where I put my goddamn wleague password on and im in 2 luxurious of a mood to deal with solving that problem right now
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a pixel art of a crying smiley face with its mouth open
ALT: a pixel art of a crying smiley face with its mouth open
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Jewel ✨ @prettypoeticpen.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
There comes a time, in many a witch's practice, where you can gain a 10% fire resistance buff. You can build this by repeatedly burning yourself lighting a candle, or taking an unclear amount of embers to the skin
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Have you ever been to Claire's?
No?
Probably for the best.
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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
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The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Ok so I didn’t really need that in my adult beverage but thanks for sharing
Tall glass with tasty adult beverage has a tennis ball in it, behind sits a young black dog
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zine | fight your discontents @anti-discontent.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
are you an artist? do you write? do you feel like the world is a dark place, and do you strive to make it better? submit your work to zine: anti-discontent.neocities.org/submit
the masthead of "zine" in a publication editor.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
i asked the shady off brand chinese e-cig supplier where i get shady off brand chinese e-cigs if the tariffs would raise their prices and they said “no. we just write metal tube on shipping label” hell yeah dude
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Palea 🦖🏳️‍⚧️ @palearaptor.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I've had actual arguments with people about "Separating art from the artist." There's no separating this. Like Idk what to tell you, but trans people should be more important to you than like dobby the elf or whatever
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
i like bluesky because people click on links and read my work and fewer people tell me to kill myself here. and i learn new stuff about how people have sex every day
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
😇😈
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like sarah in the movies @trisarahtops.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
you must not have the gene that makes it taste like cilantro
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Gender is mostly about doing bits
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Jewel ✨ @prettypoeticpen.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
literally he has programs
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Jewel ✨ @prettypoeticpen.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
The Wretched Beast slumbers, tranquilized by CORAL REEF AQUARIUM COLLECTION • 12 HOURS • BEST RELAX MUSIC • SLEEP MUSIC
Said wretched beast, a brown & black striped tabby kitten with touches of white. He lays sprawled out on a pink floral blanket on a bed, likely dreaming of the atrocities he will commit once awakened (going after my mom's papers again)
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 22/05/2025
Sears speedrun in our modren times
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frielf @goblin.fans · 22/05/2025
sorry, i’ve got to cancel our plans this evening. i’m encumbered again. no i will not drop any of my items
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Jewel ✨ @prettypoeticpen.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
unfortunately already mistreating and oppressing the new cat (will not let him gorge himself on wet food until he throws up)
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Jewel ✨ @prettypoeticpen.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
This Thing again
A picture of a black, brown, and white tabby kitten with his foot on a shoe, looking up with his big ole blue eyes and his ears perked up. There's a spark of mischief in his gaze.The same black, brown, and white tabby kitten. This time he's screaming!A picture of a message from a friend on Discord that reads: "He looks like a tostada chip"
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Haunter 👻 @holybible.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Oh damn shout out these guys i guess
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
The biggest mistake I see in discussions of trans people's healthcare is the idea that hormones and the like are some special service just for us when really all kinds of people access the same health care for all kinds of reasons but they are *withheld* from us because we are trans
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Hourly Ferret @hourlydook.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
#hourly #dook api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/dook/photo_8…
Image of dook
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
heartwarming: private equity loan company hires real humans to settle things with debtors instead of using boston dynamics' new creation- "repo bot"
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
lets be real what the fuck could humans do at KLARNA that ai couldnt. repossess their house ?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/05/2025
Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term
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Silvia Moreno-Garcia @silviamg.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I saw someone say AI is useful because it generates ideas. My dude, I'm full of ideas. I have docs and docs marked under 'ideas.' I have outlines and fragments of stuff I might work on. Trunked stories galore. Even if I continue to write a novel a year for the next 40 years I won't run out of ideas.
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
some interesting historical context re: stories of "chatGPT-induced psychosis" is that when the radio and telephone were invented, there were similar reactions — some people believed they could tune their radio to the frequencies of heaven or received instructions from the dead via the telephone
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