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Ralph Ruthe @ruthe.de · 19/11/2025
Kalt geworden.
Am Südpol. Ein Pinguin schaut auf ein steif gefrorenes Blatt in seiner Hand. Entsetzt schreit er: "Feuchtes Toilettenpapier?"
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The PHP Foundation @thephpf.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The PHP Foundation is Seeking a New Executive Director! 🐘💜 We're asking the PHP community to help find the right person for this role. If you know someone who would be an excellent fit, please encourage them to apply or reach out to us directly. thephp.foundation/blog/2025/11... #phpc #php
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The PHP Foundation is Seeking a New Executive Director
The PHP Foundation — Supporting, Advancing, and Developing the PHP Language
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
There's a gang in my area and they recruit members by threatening them with all kinds of punishments if they don't join. But enough about the church...
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ProgrammerHumor.io @programmerhumor-io.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Honestly Some Of You Deserved To Get Hacked #programming #hacking #security #authentication #Cybersecurity programmerhumor.io/security-memes/h…
Honestly Some Of You Deserved To Get Hacked
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Inside IT @inside-it.ch · 13/10/2025
Der Personaldienstleister Robert Half vergleicht die Schweizer IT-Gehälter.
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IT-Angestellte erwarten 2026 mehr Lohn
Robert Half vergleicht die Schweizer IT-Gehälter. Laut dem Personaldienstleister sind viele Arbeitnehmende überzeugt, höhere Löhne aushandeln zu können.
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Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Also this sight gag. I can't explain it, but I've never laughed at anything as hard as I laughed at "Pappa Pia!" The sequel to "Mamma Mia!"
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Symfony @symfony.com · 28/08/2025
🙌 Remembering Ryan Weaver: Teacher, Core Team Member, Friend ➡️ symfony.com/blog/remembering-ryan-w…
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Encephalophatass (Any pronouns) @encephalophatass.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
"We're going to lay off 10% of the company to eliminate redundancies." Four months later... "What do you mean we can't do this critical task because the only person who knows how to do it is on annual leave? How is it possible that no else in the company knows how to handle it?"
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 18/08/2025
I announced a large computer security lift to part of IT today. People messaged me saying things were broken. I haven't deployed it yet.
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BahnAnsagen @bahnansagen.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
++ BAHN-ANSAGE DES MONATS, 07/2025 ++
Die „BahnAnsage des Monats“ Juli 2025 kommt von Mastodon-Nutzer @flowfx@chaos.social und lautet: „Meine Damen und Herren, wir erreichen Frankfurt-Hauptbahnhof nun 40 Minuten früher als geplant. Unser System ist leider nicht darauf ausgelegt, in diesem Fall zusätzliche Anschlussmöglichkeiten anzuzeigen!"
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Wes Bos @wesbos.com · 29/07/2025
3D printed my son a HUGE Lego man! This is as large as it would possibly be for my printer
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The Autistic Coach | Mati (he/they) @theautisticcoach.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
A meltdown isn’t over nothing. It’s never over nothing. It’s what happens when your needs have been ignored for too long. When you’ve been overstimulated, dismissed, touched without consent, spoken over, denied food, denied rest, denied space, denied truth.
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Simon Schlauri @simonschlauri.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Grosser Knall aus Genf wegen der Überwachungsfantasien unserer Bundesverwaltung. Die Schweiz verliert 100 Millionen Investitionen.
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Kampf um Regulierung: Schweizer Techfirma protestiert gegen «Überwachung» und investiert fortan im Ausland
Millionen Menschen nutzen die Verschlüsselungsdienste von Proton. Bisher hat die Firma mit Swissness geworben. Ihr Chef will nun aber 100 Millionen im Ausland investieren. Warum?
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 21/07/2025
EFF’s @legind.bsky.social and Tori Noble help the @washingtonpost.com parse the technical and legal implications of an employer demanding that you install work-related apps on your personal phone.
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Column | Work Advice: How to keep workplace tech off your personal phone
Tech and legal experts outline the real-life risks and benefits of using personal mobile phones for work tasks.
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Init7 (AS13030) @init7.net · 12/07/2025
Die meisten #Speedtest-Server sind für unsere #Fiber7 Anschlüsse mit 25Gbps zu langsam. Ein zeitgemässer Server für #Speedtest braucht eine 100Gbps Anbindung.
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 13/07/2025
one of the stupid things that makes me feel alive is taking long exposure shots of night rocket launches taking off from Canaveral.
a night time beach scene. there is a bright streak of light curving up and away, the light from a Falcon rocket launch
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Jaz @jazcayz.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Help
Road sign, two directions: "doing what you need to do", and "doing what you want to do", car underneath between the two directions upside down and on fire, "ADHDers somehow doing neither"
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Der Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 13/07/2025
Fakt des Tages Die besten Fakten als Buch 👉 shopillon.de/shop/buecher...
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 @asgrim.dev · 01/07/2025
Hey folks 👋 , I'm available to hire! 💼 Part time, ~4h/day ⏳ Happy to work remote EU/UK/US ✅ I am a software team leader, Java/PHP/Rust/C/etc 🧑‍💼 Experience in avionics/finance/insurance/education/gov If you would like to talk more and see how I can help your team succeed, DM me and lets chat! 💬
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Irgendein Pseudonym 😎 🦋 @i7np7m.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Mit welchem Selbstbewusstsein manche Verkehrsteilnehmer ihre Ahnungslosigkeit kundtun 🤦. Ich stehe dezent schimpfend vor der roten Fahrradampel über die Ziegelstraße rum. Radfahrer brettert ungebremst an mir vorbei. /
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Ralph Ruthe @ruthe.de · 16/06/2025
#werbung - Mit einem Wechsel zu @greenplanetenergy.bsky.social machst du die Energiewende selber! Die größte Energiegenossenschaft Deutschlands wird mit dir noch stärker. Geh jetzt auf www.gp.de/ruthe Green Planet Energy verlost Tickets für meine Show in einer Stadt eurer Wahl.
Im Freien, auf einer Wiese. Ein Arbeiter sägt mit einer Kettensäge an einem Windkraftrad. Daneben ein Herr im Anzug, der mit einer Frau und einem Mann kommuniziert. Anzugmann (aufgebracht): "Hier kommt ein neues Gaskraftwerk hin!". Frau: "Aber ...". Anzugmann (flippt aus): "Jetzt sein Sie doch mal technologieoffen!"
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/06/2025
Today we celebrate 30 years of PHP at the PHPVerse online conference 🥳! lp.jetbrains.com/phpverse-2025 #php #30YearsOfPHP
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JetBrains PHPverse 2025 – Online Event Celebrating 30 Years of PHP
Join us for a free virtual event as we celebrate PHP’s 30th anniversary with top experts and thought leaders. Enjoy insightful talks, exciting announcements, and a look at the future of PHP development.
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Kagi HQ @kagi.com · 09/06/2025
Today, Kagi celebrates over 50,000 paying subscribers! Check out our latest blog post for exciting updates, including the free Kagi Search portal, Kagi for Libraries, new swag and stickers: blog.kagi.com/50k
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 06/06/2025
Fuck I need her to be President
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Lisa Forte @lisaforte.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Yep. Pretty much 😂
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Ralph Ruthe @ruthe.de · 10/05/2025
Guten Morgen!
In der Savanne. Ein Löwe schaut eingeschüchtert auf einen angriffslustig guckenden Hai, den sich ein Zebra auf den Rücken gebunden hat. Das Zebra denkt: "Allein schon der Blick isses wert."
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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 10/05/2025
I think about this comic at least once a week
- I want things to be different 
- *smashes everything*
- oh no
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Lars Moelleken @voku.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Why Codebases Rot Like Kitchens (and How to Stop It) suckup.de/2025/05/why-...
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Why Codebases Rot Like Kitchens (and How to Stop It)
🍳 Intro: Why the Knife in the Sink Matters A cluttered kitchen doesn’t happen all at once. It starts with one knife left in the sink. One jar not put back. A cutting board with a little oil on it. Nob...
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Stef Walter @stephaniewalter.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Let's start the weekend with some fun, photo inspiration. Max Siedentop’s Passport Photos is a series that challenges the boring, very strict passport photo, by imagining what the test of the body of the person does, outside the quare little shot. maxsiedentopf.com/passport-pho...
4 examples of 2 pictures of the same person. the first is a small passport headshot. The second is, the full photo, full body pose, from the same pose as the headshot. The second is humoristic absurd scenes:  a young woman with short hair in a khaki coat standing on an office chair, a man in jeans and a green jacket holding a bag of 8 bread under his shirt that look like abs, a woman in a red dress standing beside a shirtless man wrapped in a white towel, a man in a pink shirt sitting at a white table with his legs lifted over the tabletop.
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Troy Hunt @troyhunt.com · 25/04/2025
Big thanks to @1password.bsky.social for sponsoring my blog this week! 1Password Extended Access Management: Secure every sign-in for every app on every device. 1password.com/troyhunt
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XAM: Extended Access Management Platform | 1Password
1Password Extended Access Management (XAM) addresses blind spots left by IAM and MDM tools, securing access to every sign-in, for every app, on every device.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 18/04/2025
Me: I'm a foundational support pillar for this organization Me:
Fuzzy bear crushed under glass table
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Kagi HQ @kagi.com · 18/04/2025
Kagi Assistant is now available to everyone, across all subscription plans! 🪄 Kagi Assistant has been a favorite for many users as it allows access to world top large language models, grounded in Kagi Search, all in one place. For more info: blog.kagi.com/assistant-fo...
A playful illustration of Doggo, Kagi's cartoon dog mascot, lying on a line by a purple and black toy. Surrounding text in purple bubbles highlights features: "Combines top LLMs with optional results from Kagi Search," "No training on user data," and "Privacy by default." The background includes simple cloud drawings, and the text "kagi Assistant" is displayed below the illustration.
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 09/04/2025
i wonder if people who hold their phone like a slice of pizza with speakerphone on know that you can hold it to your ear without speakerphone on
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 08/04/2025
Tariffs xkcd.com/3073
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rust belt city enjoyer @rustbeltenjoyer.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Has anyone developed an all natural plant-based alternative to vaping yet?
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I’ve Had It Podcast @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
You know EXACTLY what you were voting for when you voted for this convicted felon 📣
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 03/04/2025
Congress is pushing website-blocking bills that would let private companies erase sites from the internet—based on nothing but a hollow promise not to abuse this new power.
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Site-Blocking Legislation Is Back. It’s Still a Terrible Idea.
More than a decade ago, Congress tried to pass SOPA and PIPA—two sweeping bills that would have allowed the government and copyright holders to quickly shut down entire websites based on allegations o...
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Ralph Ruthe @ruthe.de · 30/03/2025
🔥🔥🔥
In der Hölle, in der es seltsamer Weise nicht brennt. Ein Mann steht mit dicken Backen vor Satan. Satan (empört): "Hey! Keine Feuerschlucker!"
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Fubini Crafts @fubinicrafts.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Easter Bunny Comic
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Matt Stauffer @mattstauffer.com · 26/03/2025
I'm working with the PHP Foundation to create a new page on the PHP site: "Why use PHP today?" I'd love your input on who needs this page, and what they need to hear: gist.github.com/mattstauffer...
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What's the most compelling way to talk about "why use PHP today"?
What's the most compelling way to talk about "why use PHP today"? - notes.md
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 23/03/2025
If I had kids…
Four panel cartoon

1: Mom on the phone, caption “Kyle said the F-word in class today? Okay, Mrs. Hall, I will have a talk with him.
2: “Kyle…”
3: Mom sits down to have a serious talk with kyle, who is sitting on the floor
4: Mom says “… the fuck, Kyle.”
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Miss Jackie ☕✨Coffee Cat Vtuber @missjackiecr.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I am once again reminding you , the twitch viewer… If a steamer is asking “hey. What don’t you like about my content? What can I change?” They don’t want to hear “uwu everything is great. It’s just a bad time of year for ppl ok ur perfect” GIVE THEM REAL FEEDBACK💥
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
[animal shelter] “I see Mittens is back again?” “Yeah, third time now.” “Who dropped him off?” “Dunno, some dude with one arm.”
A tiger is curled up in a grass-filled cardboard box set down in a hallway.
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🇺🇦 Anna Filina @afilina.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
The legacy PHP code's reaction after I add a single type declaration.
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Michael Legge @michaellegge.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Modern technology is awful.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 21/03/2025
The USPTO is making it harder to challenge bad patents. That’s great for patent trolls—terrible for everyone else.
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New USPTO Memo Makes Fighting Patent Trolls Even Harder
The U.S. Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) just made a move that will protect bad patents at the expense of everyone else. In a memo released February 28, the USPTO further restricted access to inte...
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