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Collector of shares | Value investor at hearth | Purveyor of fine things "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so” mrmarketmiscalculates.substack.com

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Financial Times @financialtimes.com · 7h
Unflattering portraits await all three tech titans — but while filmmakers vilify AI, studios are investing in it hungrily, says FT film critic Danny Leigh: ft.trib.al/gE54MVh
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 6h
Russia Feb 2022: We need to invade Ukraine as they have biolabs producing Russophobic weaponised bats that make people gay. Russia Oct 2026: Someone died at one of our biolabs that makes the bubonic plague.
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 6h
Sam A. response, every time
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Playboy @playboy.com · 7h
"I don't read books." Yeah, that's not hot. Pick up a damn book:
playboy.com
Playboy Recommends: Reading a Damn Book
Comedian Anthony Jeselnik wants to get more men hooked on reading fiction. It’s working.
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 6h
Great, now the US Treasury is a casino playing with a 1% edge... And we thought this guy was the adult in the room
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 20h
Same guy who thought Russia was 'innovative and advanced" for having coin-locked shopping carts in supermarkets... Americans are so ignorant of what happens outside of their county (yes, county, not country)
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think this wins the Nobel Prize for #ChartCrime: look at the units on the Y-axis!
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
His next book: "Dow 1 trillion (but in Zimbabwean dollars)" And he wanted to be the Fed governor!
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎶 There's only 3 things for sure taxes, death and everyone getting musked
thedailybeast.com
Elon Musk’s Longtime Girlfriend Says She’s Been ‘Let Go’ in Dramatic Post
The world’s richest man has even unfollowed Shivon Zilis, the mother of four of his children, on X.
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Real banana republic headline (also, make up your mind: is this the best economy ever or is inflation going up???)
wsj.com
Trump Says Inflation Could Pay Down the Debt ‘Very Rapidly’
President Trump said “certain levels of inflation" could help pay down the national debt “very rapidly” in an interview with Time magazine where he also said the Federal Reserve’s interest-rate policy...
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thanks Donnie...
ft.com
Eurozone inflation jumps to highest level in three years
Consumer prices were 3.8% higher in September than a year ago
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good to know that there are plenty of bagholders in credit too!
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No, it's not about their 3,000 private credit deals rated by just a dozen analysts: it's AI disrupting everything in professional services "It's over" www.egan-jones.com/insight/its-...
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Angry Bondholders Flood Wall Street With Complaints on Paramount Losses" www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ken Griffin has some inventory to sell you before Christmas
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I have the highest IQ"
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Casablanca Humphrey Bogart
ALT: Casablanca Humphrey Bogart
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So margin calling young Leo was actually bad? bsky.app/profile/mrma...
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
JFC, Grok, why didn't you just reply with your usual CSAM?
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Haven't heard of her since... 2008: is this a bad omen?
bloomberg.com
Meredith Whitney Warns of Weakness in US Economy’s ‘Underbelly’
Meredith Whitney warned that weakness in the US economy’s “underbelly” is being masked by Wall Street’s narrative of consumer resilience.
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@anadarkocapital.bsky.social your senator is an idiot
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Austin Powers: Yeah, Baby!! YEAH!
ALT: Austin Powers: Yeah, Baby!! YEAH!
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm sorry, what?!?
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"And I told Scotty: "No, no, you are the house now, and the house always win, don't listen to the terminal bros. Btw, you said your dad is a dentist: did I already tell you about this incredible company called OpenAI? I can get your dad an allocation in my new exclusive SPV'
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh no! Who's gonna tell poor Scotty and his sidekick Zervos???
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
$TSLA 2026 margins no good...
vocal.media
Tesla Cut Prices Twice in One Month. New Owners Say They Got Played.
Tesla says the discounts can’t be stacked and delivered cars can’t get the new deal. Buyers who just took the keys say the sales pitch told a different story.
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sam A. everytime his AI agents hack another company or government
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What an idiot
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That's a real case of FAFO!
cbc.ca
CEO who posted about wearing 'Lake America' sweatshirts to Halifax is no longer CEO | CBC News
The Michigan tourist who recently went viral over a Facebook photo where she and three family members appeared to be wearing "Lake America" sweatshirts has parted ways with her employer.
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@metronorthcapital.bsky.social "Bessent taps market strategist David Zervos as Treasury adviser" www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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Michael Scott: No! God! Please! No!
ALT: Michael Scott: No! God! Please! No!
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How many camels does the US import from China every year??? Not to mention 'whales and dolphins for breeding'...
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Mila Kunis: I'm Sorry, What?
ALT: Mila Kunis: I'm Sorry, What?
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That was a spectacular race! (the women yesterday too) I love Pogacar but with him in the competition today he would have left the group with 100km to go and they would have seen him again after the finish line...
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Homer Simpson Monkey Brain
ALT: Homer Simpson Monkey Brain
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[rage bait post for my non-French Canadian friends] I'm watching the world cycling championship and Montréal is a really nice city The circuit is also good with two hills across the parks: not the toughest ever but tough
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I want to believe that the recent US-China state dinner really went like this
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@chancethelawyer.bsky.social
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Denmark trolling Trump
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They are insisting with "Those shares aren't real" 🙄 @keubiko.bsky.social @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sure, bank's CEO usually send WhatsApp messages asking to wire money to China and Hong Kong because there is the urgency to close an acquisition...
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pace the frontier immediately!
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nothing turns fundamental investors into macro traders quicker than a rise in interest rates And no, Billy, you won't replace Scotty as Secretary ify Treasury
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The IPO pump has done its job, now reality sets in
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"So, are you coming to mass this Sunday or not?"
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🎶🎶 She keeps her Moët et Chandon In her pretty cabinet "Let them eat cake" she says Just like Marie Antoinette 🎶🎶
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Pomp over substance" should be the title of Trump's real biography
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