Reposted by Internet Rando GuyDuncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Have an idea for a new Star Trek series that takes place on the Federation’s first Pakled diplomatic ship. Entirely Pakled crew, with one Vulcan Federation advisor. They travel the galaxy looking for aliens they can rip-off while the Vulcan drinks himself to death in the bar. 2516112
Reposted by Internet Rando GuyMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 26/07/2026As everyone knows, the best humor is the kind you have to explain. 905179374106
Reposted by Internet Rando GuyFluke StarBucker (Chris Foreman) @flukestarbucker.bsky.social · 09/07/2026 131
Reposted by Internet Rando GuyPetergeist Clines @peterclines.com · 04/07/2024Fourth of July this year feels a bit like my mom saying "You know, this is probably Nana's last birthday with us..." 1329
Reposted by Internet Rando GuyInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars. 347125592749
Reposted by Internet Rando GuyPlague Poems @plaguepoems.bsky.social · 12/06/2026When you see the story about how the world now has its first trillionaire, and when you see the story about how laboratories in Congo have run out of supplies to test for Ebola, it is important to understand that in many ways these are the same story. 8258062411
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 04/06/2026It's not an ecological disaster....it's RETRO! 000
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Let's just say that someone is now one starling dick richer. 000
Reposted by Internet Rando GuyAdam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 03/05/2026All of us 2383453867
Reposted by Internet Rando GuyRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 28/04/2026He never had the money to pay for the ballroom. It was always a scam. We were always going to have to pay for it. They were just waiting for the right moment to hit us with the bill. This is now the time. 1207234996912
Reposted by Internet Rando GuyWill Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 26/04/2026An America destroyed by madness was on full display after the chaos of an assassination attempt at the WCHA dinner, in a nation so numb to gun violence and so drunk on corruption that Trump and journalists wanted to party on Gunfire of the Vanities: My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/trum...inquirer.comGunfire of the Vanities: Trump dinner shooting defines a violent, unserious America | Will BunchAnother Trump assassination try leaves dinner guests wanting to party on, in a laughingstock America, numb to violence. 832029650
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I've decided to become a one-issue voter and I have decided that this is going to be the issue. 010
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Baby... When we fuck, the inflatable costume for gender reveal stays on. 000
Reposted by Internet Rando GuyWill Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again 56202124814
Reposted by Internet Rando GuyAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 20/02/2026the reason he wants to bomb iran is because its penis to bomb things and vagina to be against bombing things, i know its stupid but it really is that simple 712775508
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 06/03/2026But, um, like, did they even TRY? Even the effort would be appreciated. 000
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 11/02/2026This woman seems to be laboring under the delusion that she is beyond reproach and answers to no one, Congress and the American people be damned. This performance alone should be impeachable. 000
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 05/02/2026This photo just caused me to have a spontaneous abortion. And I wasn't even pregnant. Or a woman. 020
Reposted by Internet Rando GuyArizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’” 16687693799
Reposted by Internet Rando GuyRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Well, my fellow Maine voters. Here is Susan Collins today paying tribute to her boss while holding her MAGA hat. 103482733141
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Time to give Bruce Springsteen a Nobel Prize. 011
Reposted by Internet Rando GuyRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 30/01/2026MAGA people lining up wanting the taxpayers to give them money. Trump wants $10 billion. Lindsey wants $1 million. J6ers want money. Farmers want money. Of course CEOs want their contracts, subsidies & tariff waivers. It’s griftapalooza at taxpayer expense for the gangsters. 18240261364
Reposted by Internet Rando GuyRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 23/01/2026“No one man can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.” -Edward R. Murrow 301142874284
Reposted by Internet Rando GuyGaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Destroying our close relationship with the richest trade bloc in the world seems bad but the alternative - Donald Trump does not get something he wants to the first time in his life - is far too scary to consider 0445
Reposted by Internet Rando GuySarahlarchmont @sarahlarchmont.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Remember this 093
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 16/01/2026So he's just gonna, like, hang this award in his office? Even though it's got some other lady's name on it? And he's going to tell people how amazing he is because he's got something that was awarded to somebody else? 010
Reposted by Internet Rando GuyDisco Gnostic @mazov.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Jesse Welles doing that thing he's really good at 15533271
Reposted by Internet Rando GuySaganism @sagan.bsky.social · 26/12/2025“If it takes a little myth and ritual to get us through a night that seems endless, who among us cannot sympathize and understand?” ― Carl Sagan 322429
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 26/12/2025The reason why his approval ratings have cratered so hard is that he is not naming things after himself fast enough. 121
Reposted by Internet Rando GuyThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/12/2025😕🇺🇸 216133524088
Reposted by Internet Rando GuyKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 20/11/2025Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad 7263206586
Reposted by Internet Rando GuyGod @thegodshow.com · 17/11/2025Miss me with this instant forgiveness of Marjorie Taylor Greene. She’s no hero. She’s Christoph Waltz at the end of Inglorious Basterds. 3136485884
Reposted by Internet Rando GuySam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 13/11/2025CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret 1289211731
Reposted by Internet Rando GuyIan Potter @ianzpotter.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate. 121177666871
Reposted by Internet Rando GuyChristopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025All the heavy armament ICE is rolling with is not for use to apprehend immigrants, it's for use against YOU. Citizens. Residents. Americans. It's to intimidate, terrorize, and eventually massacre YOU. 23539161
