Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 10mWar? What war? I thought we were... You know... excursion-ing. 000
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 16hWhat if I was never really active on Twitter in the first place? Can I still continue to ignore it? Can it still remain completely irrelevant to me? 010
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I mean, it's not OUR plan. But it's definitely a plan of some sort. 000
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I see we're off to an early start on shovelling the bullshit. 000
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Literally the same sentence as "We the people". 000
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Can he just say "Shut up, piggy!" and move on? 010
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I wonder if he knows those guys are all card-carrying, dyed-in-the-wool Muslims. 100
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I think her name is Zelda.static.klipy.comHilda's Startled ReactionALT: Hilda's Startled Reaction 000
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comNorm Macdonald's Harsh Take: Everyone Should DieALT: Norm Macdonald's Harsh Take: Everyone Should Die 000
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026That was the last election. This one is damage control. 010
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Who has ever read about any current event and thought to themselves, "Gee, I really give a shit what Megyn Kelly thinks about this." 000
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026What, and NOW you believe him? He ain't paying for shit. 010
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm afraid that if I use ActBlue again, I'll go back to getting 5-6 text messages a day, every day, all begging for money. 020
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I don't understand. The children he was molesting... Were they at banks? 000
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hey, Megyn, remember when you tried to have a daytime talk show and it fucking sucked? 110
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I heard he didn't have the power to impose tariffs either, but I guess that doesn't fucking matter either. 100
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He's got a third "super-move"... Tweeting out your personal cell number when you don't give him what he wants. 021
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026How about that last jobs report? Think the Dept of Labor has anything to say about that? Or are we still fighting those darn commies? 010
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Anything less than pure ecstasy at the mention of a data center should be construed as a Chinese psy-op. 040
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026PAXTON WAS TOTALLY AT THE HAWKS GAME IN ATLANTA, YOU DIRTBAG. 020
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comJohn Oliver's 'We Got Him' Button MomentALT: John Oliver's 'We Got Him' Button Moment 020
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is exactly like that $5000 check.... A figment of his fucking imagination. 000
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Considering the amount of propaganda we're exposed to, that's actually not bad. Could be better, though. 020
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I heard that he has chosen to only communicate with Scott Jennings, and even then only over the phone. 1140
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Dumped them after the Jimmy Kimmel fiasco. Whatever. 260
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Its not even actual TV. Its a YouTube channel. Its the same place I go when I want to watch continuous MST3K reruns. That's the level we're working with. 000
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I can think of one way to make this happen... But he's probably not going to like it. 010
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Wait, so Ted's strongest attribute ISN'T the odor? 000
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Thay lawn sign that said "IM VOTING FOR THE FELON" looks really stupid now, don't it. 020
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Literally having a cocktail in Portland, giggling to myself. 030
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My wife has had this dream of buying a church and converting it into a fancy grilled cheese restaurant called "Cheezus Crust". 0100
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Zelenskyy knows the game... You sit there and let him just talk himself out. 010
Internet Rando Guy @pottedmeat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Mr. 29% Approval himself? Sounds like a winner strategy. Definitely do that. 060
