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Chris Longhurst

@potatocubed.bsky.social
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The best game designer you've never heard of. Buy my games: rpg-trader.com/creator/60/chris-lon… He/him.

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Chris Longhurst @potatocubed.bsky.social · 4h
"How did you get into TTRPGs?" Well in 1989 or so Games Workshop released the Heroquest board game, which got me into GW stuff, except I hated painting miniatures so WFRP was an obvious next step.
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Chris Longhurst @potatocubed.bsky.social · 6h
Started playing Dressmaker. My daughter walks in. Her: What's that? Me: Dressmaker. It's a game about making dresses. Her: What do *you* know about making dresses?
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 10h
thread of my comics and artbooks that are good for halloween season! first up, it's bitter--a short horror comic about two kids and their bully who end up in a neighbor's basement, where they find out an uncomfortable secret. literally takes place at Halloween, very on-theme:
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Chris Longhurst @potatocubed.bsky.social · 11h
T-shirt that reads "I'm stupid with ➡️"
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Andy Mackenzie @andymack.bsky.social · 22h
Good morning. 'Batman's aff his Nut' by Robert Florence.
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Tasha Robinson @tasharobinson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is not the end of this sentence, but I thought the opening screen reading "The new trend in parenting, giving up" was a fine start.
A screengrab from a Wall Street journal video titled "why these moms are saying enough to high expectations." A speaker is talking, and the subtitle says "the new trend in parenting, giving up"
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Chris Longhurst @potatocubed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do I burn a load of money to attend UKGE in 2027? I don't feel like doing it *now* but who knows how I'll feel eight months from now. 😐
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Chris Longhurst @potatocubed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you're playing in the ocean and someone says they saw a shark but you didn't see it, call that fuck around and fin doubt.
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 30/09/2026
Here's six more. One of them I haven't even heard in years and I can still guarantee it's better than AI: Midnight Signals, by Starcadian Heroes, by The Midnight Less Sophistication, by The Jessica Fletchers Thick as a Brick, by Jethro Tull Drift Stage Vol. 1, by Myrone Cerulean, by The Ocean Blue
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gob-1.bsky.social @gob-1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have a very small footprint on social media, but for those that see this could you take a look at this please and respond of you wish to. Google (former motto "Don't be evil") want to build a data center on an Essex wildlife reserve. action.wildlifetrusts.org/page/200909/...
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Defend wildlife in Thurrock from a data centre
The Thurrock Local Plan is the perfect tool to ensure development does not damage nature.
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Chris Longhurst @potatocubed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fuck this, here are six albums I really like for you to maybe check out: Pathways, by the Birthday Massacre Girl Of My Dreams, by Fletcher Regular Urban Survivor, by Terrorvision Streets of Rage 4 OST, by Oliver Deriviere and others Voodoo Sonic, by Parov Stelar Brace For Impact, by She Makes War
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Failbetter Games | Wishlist Mandrake on Steam! @failbettergames.com · 30/09/2026
We're hiring! We're looking for a Writer and Narrative Designer to join the Fallen London team at a senior or mid level. This position is permanent, remote, and full time, which for us means 35 hours a week. #GamesJobs
Night. The House of Chimes - a tower which you might immediately think of as Big Ben - is adrift in the River Thames. It still seems to be keeping time. In the background, a large, alien building looms over the city of London.
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impzzy @inkmothnexus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(tilting your chin up with my blade and continuing past the point that you can even see my face) hey check it out it says bad at swordfighting on the ceiling
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Chris Longhurst @potatocubed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BBC's new DG finds a way to make Doctor Who somehow even worse.
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Art SilverGlass ~ Sophie Grunnet @silverglass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
👉 Free Art for Three Days 👈 I’m not pointing any fingers...but if you are, then I have made the perfect stock art bundle ^^ Free download for 3 days. Free for personal and commercial use. www.patreon.com/SilverGlass/... or ko-fi.com/s/f9cdee8279 Tell your friends! #ttrpg #stockart #lineart
Shows 8 different pointing hands icons, mostly in fantasy/medieval theme. All made by me.
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Guido Eekhaut @eekhaut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't ignore a cat's warning...
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Chris Longhurst @potatocubed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Getting ads from New Relic explaining how they're layering LLMs on top of LLMs to remove humans from 'human in the loop' systems and move to full automation. So you know, this is your cue to find a different up-time monitor.
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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 29/09/2026
TTRPG followers: Anyone got a back cover of an RPG book they really liked? We're talking backs specifically, not those boring "ooh look at me I have the title of the game" front covers
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Stacey Mason @stcymsn.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
Formal affordances are the elements that pull a player toward certain actions, they “cry out” for the player to take those actions. Material affordances are the actions a system actually allows the player to take. Agency occurs when the two are in balance. (Mateas 2001)
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Chris Longhurst @potatocubed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've been trying all day to think of a nuanced RPG take and I don't have one. I open my mouth and all that comes out is swamp water and bones and the shattered remains of the boats that attempted to ply these channels.
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Li Chen @exocomics.com · 28/09/2026
sounds of nature 🌿
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's good that we invented things like "government" and "the economy" but we can't meaningfully participate in them if the people in charge are constantly rubbing in our faces that these things are fake, and in fact you are a naive doofus if you think otherwise. That's a society on life support
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Tube Mapper- Luke Agbaimoni @tubemapper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PRINT OF THE DAY Today’s print was captured outside Leicester Square Station on a rainy night. I love the mix of colours as the bus speeds past, with all those vibrant lights and reflections dancing in the puddle below. My wife says this one looks like a painting. If you like this print see below
Photo of A couple waiting to cross the road as a bus zooms past
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Chris Longhurst @potatocubed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry I didn't respond to your email sooner, my typing hand was otherwise engaged.
A black and white cat very contentedly sprawled across my desk, using my hand as a pillow for his head.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 28/09/2026
two startups trying to IPO out any day now are literally responsible for a multi-billion-dollar assault on basically everything worthwhile about society, it's maddening
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Lavender M. Heartgrove ΘΔ @lavendermidnight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fighting game player: "oh yeah his 66B is a meaty overhead" IMPOSSIBLE, UNCLEAR WORDS (FROM SATAN?) pathfinder player: "yeah if I give up initiative I get a panache bonus and have +1 circumstance to anything with the bravado trait" NORMAL, I GUESS
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Chris Longhurst @potatocubed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Getting daily updates from the Royal Mail about a package someone sent me two weeks ago using 48-hour tracked delivery. So far it's seen more of the UK than I have. It was right by my parents' house this morning; they could have left it there and I'd have gone and picked it up.
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Chris Longhurst @potatocubed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What I like about this is that I can read about five characters of Japanese yet the joke still lands.
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Chris Longhurst @potatocubed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've done a lot of computerised automation of tasks for my job, and the driver behind a lot of it is my laziness. I see a process with unnecessary steps and I think "You don't need to do this. Let me take that task away from you." (Or 'away from me' a lot of the time.)
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Chris Longhurst @potatocubed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And if these gentles have offended Think but this, and all is mended: That you did fucking slumber here While these visions did appear.
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Chris Longhurst @potatocubed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Over on Youtube Majuular has been doing a retrospective of the entire Ultima game series -- which is one close to my heart -- and has reached Ultima Online. (He is avoiding Ultima 9, and no-one can blame him.)
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Ultima Online Retrospective | The Last Hurrah
YouTube video by Majuular
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Bobcat Arts [heat mines] @bobcatarts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Morning bump. I still can't believe I made this.
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Chris Longhurst @potatocubed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A picture of Dhelmise, the anchor pokemon.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 25/09/2026
Someone made a free, first-person walkthrough of the house on Ash Tree Lane from HOUSE OF LEAVES. It's as haunting as you'd hope it would be... pazificateur69.github.io/ash-tree-lane/
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Ash Tree Lane
An unofficial retelling of Mark Z. Danielewski's House of Leaves, in new words, for the web.
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Geek Native @geeknative.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
UK Games Expo has banned generative AI art, text, and merchandise across all NEC exhibition halls, bringing the convention in line with broader British tabletop standards. Standholders face removal or bans if their products aren't made by humans. #UKGE
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UK Games Expo bans generative AI art and text across all trade halls
UK Games Expo has introduced a mandatory policy prohibiting generative AI art and text across all NEC trade halls, requiring exhibitors to sell only human-made games.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Chris Longhurst @potatocubed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So while looking for this Discord age verification thing, I have discovered that two months ago they dinged my account for "spam". They never mentioned this to me at the time. What did I spam? Where? How? Which server? No answers are evident.
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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s officially my favorite time of year 🍂
Picture of a fluffy black cat sitting on a gravel road next to a bunch of orange, fallen leaves. Below the cat is text that reads “it’s finally autism”
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Nitro 🐻‍❄️ 🔜 Asfurmeet, NFC @es.nitrobear.gay · 06/08/2026
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Chris Longhurst @potatocubed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of the very few benefits of working for a company that's rapidly going down the toilet is how creative people get on Glassdoor when a one-star rating just doesn't cut it.
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Present & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Typology of Pedestrian Walking Symbols walking-men.com/product/hood... Via @kottke.org
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Paintings of London @paintingsoflondon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
'Courtyard - Willoughby Street', Bloomsbury (2026) by Marie Lenclos marielenclos.com
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Chris Longhurst @potatocubed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I FUCKING KNEW IT. Personally, I just thought it was because BMW and Audi have been *marketing* their cars as aggressive alpha male machines for 20-odd years so that's who ends up driving them, but I didn't do a study on it, so.
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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My cat completely unprompted at 2AM.
A line of dialogue in Ecco 2 reading give me a fish.
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Chris Longhurst @potatocubed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Presented without comment.
An email from LinkedIn with the subject line "Barack Obama, President of the United States of America, is popular in your network"
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Chris Longhurst @potatocubed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have been watching too many Youtube videos about video games and now my entire recommended feed is seething garbage. Oh, and a Tenkar's Tavern video about D&D with an AI thumbnail. Ha ha fuck you.
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Chris Longhurst @potatocubed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ultima 7 rewired my brain.
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