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Christian A. Dumais

@cadumais.com
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An American writer & editor in Poland. My books include KILLING IT, FAILED PILOT, GO WEST, and SMASHED. Check out Pop Culture Must Die ➡️ www.popculturemustdie.com Want to know more? ➡️ linktr.ee/cadumais

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Sam Weller @samwellerauthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the most remarkable story Ray Bradbury ever shared with me. He told it to me late one night, sitting in his den of antiquities and mementos. Take five minutes to read this. It’s pure magic. #Writing #Living #Creativity #RayBradbury #BookSky
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 28/09/2026
Just booked tickets for the 4K restoration of EVIL DEAD 2 in October. It's time my daughter experienced this classic on the big screen. It's going to be groovy. Can't wait.
Polish ad for MARTWE ZLO 2 (EVIL DEAD 2).
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 27/09/2026
I think it’s safe to say at this point that all of our privacy has been compromised.
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A West Coast Thing @awestcoastthing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"GO WEST perfectly combines the happiness of reading these comics years ago with the "what is going on now?!" of going through them now." ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 🏹🐦🐅🧲🕶️ www.amazon.com/dp/1500829617
A stack of GO WESTs on a coffee table with Tigra's tail in the background.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 25/09/2026
Someone made a free, first-person walkthrough of the house on Ash Tree Lane from HOUSE OF LEAVES. It's as haunting as you'd hope it would be... pazificateur69.github.io/ash-tree-lane/
pazificateur69.github.io
Ash Tree Lane
An unofficial retelling of Mark Z. Danielewski's House of Leaves, in new words, for the web.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 22/09/2026
I usually focus on the positive about the books I've read, but this line made me unreasonably angry when I read it last night.
Highlighted section from book:

"I think I'm out of ammunition," Rachel says. Pete hands her the nine-millimeter and she sets down the shotgun, which has served its Chekhovian purpose.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 18/09/2026
What I love about Reddit is that you can have serious conversations about controversial topics and get lots of upvotes, but when you make an offhand comment about how limited the concept of Michael Myers is as a villain, you get downvoted into oblivion.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 14/09/2026
Spent the last two evenings learning about Rob Delaney's son Henry and just basking in the joy and heartache of A HEART THAT WORKS. It's been a long time a book has reduced me to tears. I wish Delaney never had to write such a book, but I'm thankful he did.
I'm holding a copy of A HEART THAT WORKS by Rob Delaney.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 04/09/2026
This aired nine years ago yesterday. This line alone gave me chills, let alone what came next. Still the absolute best.
A scene from the finale of the third season of TWIN PEAKS. Cooper is asking, "What year is this?"
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 03/09/2026
FANS (for the last 30 years): We want our superheroes stories gritty and realistic. People need to finally take the genre seriously! LANTERNS introduces racial politics into its story. FANS (today): NO! NOT LIKE THAT!
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 02/09/2026
This is the first time since April of 2025 that I am working with the whole house to myself.
A picture of my office, specifically my blue standing desk with two monitors and a laptop. A Polish Blue Velvet poster is on the wall. There's plenty of blue.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 30/08/2026
A lazy Sunday on the trampoline…
A one year old is sitting on a trampoline with two balls.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 29/08/2026
This is fascinating. The original was meant to recapture the lightning in the bottle Tony Scott and Tom Cruise achieved with TOP GUN by cutting and pasting the story with different vehicles. It should’ve worked, but the 90s looked at that rehashed 80s bombast and said no thank you.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 27/08/2026
This might be one of my favorite Reddit posts.
A Reddit post from the Whatthismovie subreddit:

An attractive man kisses an attractive woman

I saw this movie some years ago and there was an attractive man who kisses an attractive woman in one scene and then in another scene they were arguing. The man had dark hair and was good-looking, like actor-handsome, if that makes sense, and the woman had blonde hair and was very pretty, like celeb-level gorgeous, if that makes sense. Im also pretty sure that the man said something like "I love you so much" to her after the kiss and she reciprocated with a similar "love you, too." They seemed like they could actually be in love, the kiss was so passionate, but maybe they were just good actors, and the fight seemed believable too, but i cant remember the actual context of the argument, just that they were really upset with each other, and there may have been crying, by one, or both, characters, but there may not have been, im not entirely sure. The movie seemed newish, but not too new, but also not too old, Id say it was made sometime between the 1990s and the 2010s and it was at least 5 years ago that I saw it. Im thinking the film was either PG or PG13 but it could have been rated R but I dont remember anything in it that would make it restricted, but then again I dont really remember much of it at all. It was definitely a romance/drama but also had comedic elements. Any help with this would be great! Thanks!
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A West Coast Thing @awestcoastthing.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"A humorous romp through your 6th favorite Marvel super team. Dumais delivers the goods again. Add this to your summer pull list!" ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 🏹🐦🐅🧲🕶️ www.amazon.com/dp/1500829617
A copy of my book GO WEST with a dynamic red background.A funny and nostalgic look at The West Coast Avengers - the greatest and worst Marvel comic book series of all time.

Includes reviews and thoughts on

✓ West Coast Avengers Vol. 1, #1-4
✓ West Coast Avengers Vol. 2, #1-102
✓ Annuals #1-8
✓ Avengers Vol. 1, #250, #312-313; Annuals #15-16
✓ Avengers Spotlight #38
✓ The Vision and Scarlet Witch #1-2
✓ Iron Man Annual #7
✓ Silver Surfer #3!
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 15/08/2026
To me, my X-Men, or not to me.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 15/08/2026
I appreciate the kind messages about not getting cast in the new X-MEN. There are lots of reasons why I wasn’t picked, but it mostly came down to not auditioning, not being an actor, and looking nothing like Rogue. Thanks again, everyone!
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A West Coast Thing @awestcoastthing.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
One of my favorite running bits in AVENGERS WEST COAST was Wonder Man angrily flying away either from Wanda or because of Wanda. I was delighted that the trend continued in WONDER MAN (V2). AVENGERS WEST COAST #63, #66, and #69-70. WONDER MAN #12
Three panels from AVENGERS WEST COAST #63 where Wonder Man is crashing through a window at the Avengers West Coast compound and flying off.
WONDER MAN: I'm in love with a woman who loves a husband who's dead to her, and always will be!
WONDER MAN: So how do I fight--
WONDER MAN: --a ghost?
HANK: He's really upset! we'd better--
JANET: Let him go, Hank.
JANET: There's nothing we can do for him tonight.A panel from AVENGERS WEST COAST #66 where Wonder Man is angrily flying away from Wanda. 
WONDER MAN: Well, to blazes with you-- all of you! I'll find Eric by myself!
WONDER MAN: I don't need any of you!Three panels from AVENGERS WEST COAST #69 where Wonder Man is angrily flying away from Wanda. 
WONDER MAN: Huh? Why not? I thought we--
SCARLET WITCH: I like you very much– as a friend. I don't know if I could've got through all that's happened without that friendship. But I'm afraid I don't feel --
WONDER MAN: You don't have to say any more. I get the picture. Now that the bandages are coming off, exit Wonder Man, stage left.
SCARLET WITCH: Please, Simon- I don't want to hurt you...
WONDER MAN: Don't worry about me.
WONDER MAN: Simon Williams won't exactly be lonely.Two panels from AVENGERS WEST COAST #70 where Wonder Man is angrily flying away from Wanda. 
SCARLET WITCH: Simon, I'm sorry. i didn't mean to--
WONDER MAN: Some other time, Wanda, okay?
WONDER MAN: I've got a date.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 12/08/2026
I listened to this last night and just loved the hell out of it. Even though I have a reading pile that looks like the ass-end of a game of Jenga, I just ordered another copy of MOBY DICK (with the Hester Blum intro) and plan on reading along.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 08/08/2026
One of the most transcendent movie scenes I've ever seen. If you haven't watched ANOTHER ROUND, don't click the link to the scene. See it in context and thank me later.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 04/08/2026
Why an editor is important: HEMINGWAY: For rent. Clown shoes. Worn twice. EDITOR: Who rents clown shoes? H: For sale. Clown shoes. Worn twice. E: If they're for sale, they should be new. H: For sale. Clown shoes. Never worn. E: It's still too long. H: For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 29/07/2026
Every day I come home I'm worried my family and friends will be gathered for my peanut butter intervention.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 29/07/2026
As Odyssey Summer heats up, this book should be in the conversation. I can't recommend this one enough.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 27/07/2026
I wanted to read THE KIRA, but my parents could only afford A KIRA.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 27/07/2026
I hope Eva Mendes is in the new GHOST RIDER movie. I also hope the new GHOST RIDER movie is a secret FACE/OFF sequel.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 24/07/2026
I haven’t watched this movie since I was a kid, and I was obsessed with it. I even went to Waldenbooks and got the book. It was the first book I ever had to special order and wait for it to arrive. It was like a whole new world had revealed itself to me.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 22/07/2026
Apparently, most people on Twitter found out about Muammar Gaddafi’s death from me.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 18/07/2026
Rewatched this recently for the first time since the 80s and was blown away how much better it was than I remembered. It really needs to be in the same conversation as FRIGHT NIGHT.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 15/07/2026
After years of research, I now have information about the greatest threat to humanity. A danger that will consume all of us within the next three years. It's already too late. You can read about it in my new book, WE'RE GOING TO DIE (co-written with Jake Tapper) from Simon & Schuster in Fall 2028.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 15/07/2026
Here's where I am with the Stephen King library that I've been putting together for the last few years. The books have taken over an entire corner of my office and are organized by publication order (with some liberties here). At a glance, I have almost everything he's written in hardcover.
A bookshelf filled with hardcover editions of Stephen King's books. There is a blue shelf to the left of the bookshelf which also has King books, as well as a typewriter.
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Tade Thompson @tadethompson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Writers (of whatever), if you've ever sold a short/poem/essay, is the first venue that you sold to still in business? My first actual sale was to Ideomancer back in 2002 or 2003. They are defunct. What was yours?
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 13/07/2026
I’m a huge believer in pumping up the jam, but not at the expense of peanut butter’s self esteem.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 27/06/2026
It took a couple of decades, but the Florida heat I escaped from in 2003 has finally found me in Poland.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 27/06/2026
Thinking about taking it to the next level and putting googly eyes on a new movie trailer so people can watch me watching a trailer that's also watching me back. Like Nietzsche intended.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 27/06/2026
Here's my million-dollar T-shirt idea:
"Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool" made in the image of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle logo with "The Secret of the Ooze" underneath.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 26/06/2026
U've numbed your last 2
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 25/06/2026
The used bookstore I frequented as a kid had its horror section in a small walk-in closet that had shelves packed with paperbacks like these. These covers fascinated and delighted eleven-year-old me to no end.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 25/06/2026
Kids today will never understand that if this was 2010, someone would already have a @missinggiraffe account with over 50,000 followers and they’d have a book deal by the end of the day.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 24/06/2026
Two @stephenking.bsky.social stories for the price of one: ✔️DOCTOR SLEEPING BEAUTIES ✔️DARK TOWER: THE JOYLANDS ✔️DARK TOWER: CYCLE OF THE WEREWOLVES OF CALLA ✔️DARK TOWER: THE WIND THROUGH THE DUMA KEYHOLE ✔️BLOCKADE BILLY SUMMERS ✔️IF IT BLEEDS LATER ✔️BAZAAR OF BAD DREAMCATCHERS ✔️DARK HALF TOWER
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 24/06/2026
Two @stephenking.bsky.social stories for the price of one: ✔️DOCTOR SLEEPING BEAUTIES ✔️DARK TOWER: THE JOYLANDS ✔️DARK TOWER: CYCLE OF THE WEREWOLVES OF CALLA ✔️DARK TOWER: THE WIND THROUGH THE DUMA KEYHOLE ✔️BLOCKADE BILLY SUMMERS ✔️IF IT BLEEDS LATER ✔️BAZAAR OF BAD DREAMCATCHERS ✔️DARK HALF TOWER
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 24/06/2026
I think a lot about white American Boomers and how they lived and benefited from what is perhaps the most comfortable and prosperous time in human history, and then spent the rest of their lives making sure no one would ever experience anything remotely like it again.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 23/06/2026
Patterson writes "The Most Dangerous Game" on a whiteboard. PATTERSON: You know this story, right? PUBLISHER: Yes? PATTERSON: But... He writes an S at the end of "Game". PUBLISHER (confused): More than one dangerous game? Mr. Beast turns the S into a $. PUBLISHER: Yes, please.
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The Most Dangerous Games by MrBeast & James Patterson
THE BOOK EVENT OF THE YEAR: An unprecedented blockbuster collaboration between MrBeast, the world’s #1 creator with more than a billion followers, and James Patterson, the world’s #1 bestselling autho...
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 20/06/2026
One of the great things about a Henry Winkler interview is his ability to mention the food he had with every experience, whether it was yesterday or 50 years ago.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 17/06/2026
When the moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie, that's amore When you see young men walking around without legs, that’s Soleimami!
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 11/06/2026
I finally have a website that actually reflects everything I do. Imagine a website about Mitch Buchannon that focuses on his lifeguarding but completely ignores his nightly paranormal detective work! THAT WOULD BE INSANE. Anyway. cadumais.com. It has books, editing, speaking, and fewer ghosts.
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Christian A. Dumais | American Writer and Editor in Wrocław
American writer and editor based in Wrocław, Poland. Eight published books, TEDx speaker, mentioned in TIME and Rolling Stone. Professional editing and proofreading for companies, academics, and write...
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 11/06/2026
I finally have a website that actually reflects everything I do. Imagine a website about Mitch Buchannon that focuses on his lifeguarding but completely ignores his nightly paranormal detective work! THAT WOULD BE INSANE. Anyway. cadumais.com. It has books, editing, speaking, and fewer ghosts.
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Christian A. Dumais | American Writer and Editor in Wrocław
American writer and editor based in Wrocław, Poland. Eight published books, TEDx speaker, mentioned in TIME and Rolling Stone. Professional editing and proofreading for companies, academics, and write...
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Chris Womack @hollowoak.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It's been a week and donations have slowed to a trickle. I could really use your help in spreading the word: www.gofundme.com/f/support-ch...
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Donate to Support Chris Womack's Cancer Recovery Journey, organized by Theresa O'Connor
A dear friend of mine, Chris Womack, was diagnosed with prostate cance… Theresa O'Connor needs your support for Support Chris Womack's Cancer Recovery Journey
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 10/06/2026
Somtimes the best thing that can happen to a show like DOCTOR WHO is for it to go away for a while.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 04/06/2026
Even though I have fond memories of Twitter back in the day, the internet peaked for me back in 2003-2005 when I posting on this message board. Lots of great memories here.
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Christian A. Dumais @cadumais.com · 01/06/2026
I've been thinking a lot about Blank Check's recent episode about THE MANDELORIAN AND GROGU, and how they repeatedly say that STAR WARS no longer meets the moment. I'd argue that SW never met the moment, that the movies were the moment themselves.
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