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November Kelly

@postoctobrist.bsky.social
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podcastress. she/her but they/them if you’re mad at me. Trashfuture/Well There’s Your Problem/Kill James Bond/No Gods No Mayors/Be Gay Solve Crimes available wherever podcasts are sold

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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
finished a four hour recording at two in the morning and happened to check my phone to this gem. fantastic. this forever
Anonymous asked:
doing hardcore kink, regretting it, then trying to ruin someone's life over it is kind of like transitioning, regretting it, then trying to ruin trans healthcare over it
I've done 'hardcore kink' (what) before and since, felt all kinds of ways about it, and kept it moving because sexual abuse is a distinct thing that happened to me and I resent your attempt to copy my abuser's self-serving lies about it
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
can I just offer by way of comparison
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
have a glimpse into the life of the biggest saddest gayest loser of all time
buhhhhhh sorry you got kicked out of medical school you were a pleasure to have in class
brutally short form rejection letter from photography magazine
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the concept of a single animal TV channel is just throwing me onto this
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
just bought a coat from a girl whose name turned out to be Honor. in the future all commerce will be weird name to weird name transactions
woman with the custom license plate FART locked in an intense handshake with woman with the custom license plate SHART
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ahem
Interests and Hobbies
Engages in specialized rope craft
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
that’s what’s up
Interests and Hobbies
Plays Mahjong seriously
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
unfortunately the surveillance makes me sound cool as fuck
Home & Family
Maintains photography darkroom or workspace
Product Preferences
Prefers contemporary literary fiction
Departments
Books and Literature
Interests and Hobbies
Reads extensively across genresInterests and Hobbies
Practices analog film photography extensively
Departments
Photography Equipment
Brands
Favors K&F Concept for lens adapters
Brands
stocks
Frequently purchases Kodak and Ilford film
Product Preferences
Prioritizes analog film photography over digital
Product Preferences
Consistently repurchasing film photography supplies
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Studies academic critical theoryInterests and Hobbies
Watches films regularly across multiple platforms
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
learning that the only British Prime Minister to have been assassinated got shot with a .50 CAL PISTOL, Jesus Christ
On 20 April, Bellingham purchased two .50
calibre (12.7 mm) pistols from a gunsmith of 58
Skinner Street. He also had a tailor sew an inside pocket to his coat. At this time, he was often seen in the lobby of the House of Commons.
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Boots, boots, boots, boots, movin’ up and down again…
a sign-up form asking me how willing I’d be to roleplay ‘physical violence (as a victim),’ ‘psychological violence (as a victim),’ and ‘sexual violence (as a victim),’ all pegged to the maximum
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
pink panther is definitionally trade. He works in insulation construction etc. And he's DL even if he isn't fooling anybody.
Everything a spectrum so just choose love
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
stealing my own posts from Twitter but it made me laugh
November @postoctobrist
X.com
[Nazi Germany, 1945]
WEHRMACHT: do you really need to be able to walk to hold a panzerfaust
KRIEGSMARINE: none of these guys are with me
WAFFEN-SS: if I shoot myself at the same time as I take this cyanide pill my body will take a screenshot
LUFTWAFFE:

* opaqueleaf @opaqueleaf911.42m
We're gonna have to make a rocket-powered hit-to-kill interceptor drone with exo-atmospheric capabilities!
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
revcleo asked:
I've been meaning to do this for a while
[SICK ASS PAINTING OF ME IN THE STYLE OF TAMARA DE LEMPICKA]
did you just. did you do a portrait of me after Tamara de Lempicka
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
and incredibly moral
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
and listen I’ll get around to it okay
an online format or platform. A longtime photography hobbyist, Kelly is planning a project featuring infrared art photos of trans people. When she has to unplug
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my personal favourite
"Fuck it, I'm going to infiltrate the Golden Bastion," I told my wife one damp January evening. She just rolled her eyes,
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
twink is in China and I asked if they’ve invented the cigarette that’s good for you yet
All l've seen em invent so far is the foulest, most evil crossfade I can imagine
[picture of a bar sign reading SHISHA SAKEBAR]
٠٦٩ه٨
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
EGREGIOUS use of 1/80s shutter speeds
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
STRONG grips
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
BIG throws
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
photographing t4t wrestling once again went crazy. here’s my favourite sequence of photos
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
partner sent me this earlier in a kind of lesbophobic hate crime
‘Ok look I am sorry but I mean this affectionately this is kind of me vs you’ caption attached to a meme.
‘euro summer is over,’ illustrated with Mads Mikkelsen in Another Round, Anthony Bourdain, gopnik hardbass and a heatwave
‘it’s time for insufferable approach show summer,’ illustrated with the cloudy and raining weather icon, a bottle of pet nat, the gore-tex and vibram logos, a dog in a waterproof jacket, a Fuji X100VI and a pair of Salomons I’m pretty sure I own
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I am once again vibing with the stage cigarettes I got for larps
podcaster wearing a kind of hussar-ish fit and looking skeptically at a bottle of wineoh god she’s looking at you now. and she’s smirking
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
writing the notes for @nogodsnomayors.com and exploring new frontiers in visual aids
a - let’s be kind and call it ‘schematic’ - map of Eastern Europe indicating the location of the city of Kherson and featuring the label ‘okay so Ukraine is these two rectangles’
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
the ‘army war college’ is like where a 12 year old boy who had to pretend to be a general would say he studied
me holding a US Army War College mug because people just send me cool shit
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I went on the Paris Review online store and it’s like a moodboard for all the times I’ve been dumped
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In December I’m going to a larp in Estonia that is basically this concept and signups are still open
stupid chud tweet about how the Cheka killed all the rusalki
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
these seiko ads are getting more and more intense
my girlfriend kissing me and holding my neck but the photo incidentally perfectly frames the watch I’m wearing
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
rhetoric has consequences
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
my camera is still covered in glitter
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
present at trans pride, say hi
podcaster
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
having a very ‘you are in Czechia’ moment walking into the airbnb kitchen this morning
kitchen counter with a small bottle of Becherovka and three .50 calibre rifle cartridges
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
just spent three days camping out at a Disco Elysium LARP in the Czech military hospital where Gavrilo Princip died. I’m covered in insect bites and dust, I smell like a wild animal even after two showers, my sinuses may never recover, and I would do it all over again right now
schedule sheet for ‘97 Poets of Revachol,’ carefully obscured by a series of mysterious thermal-printed photos, a Prague subway ticket, and a Polaroid of yours truly looking quite mystical
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
worse
black Asolo Fugitives with the laces tucked in
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
don’t own any of these any more
Charles Tyrwhitt broad check shirt
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
one problem with being the kind of lesbian I am is that if I try and dress practically for a long couple of days of travelling I look like a plainclothes cop
I am in Glasgow Central wearing a moisture-wicking black T-shirt, a yellow tactical-ish jacket with Velcro for patches on the sleeves, a multicam backpack and a drab baseball cap with more Velcro for patches. and a watch on a regimental-looking NATO strap. the only makeup I have on is lip gloss. I’m doing the Lesbian Fuckboy pose. I’m making the lesbian Fuckboy EXPRESSION man it’s OVER
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
BRITISH RIGHT WINGERS: I got murdered :( The deep state is making me run for office against a bin :( I got asked a question by a journalist :( AMERICAN RIGHT WINGERS:
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
my favourite thing about this watch is that it has a bilingual English-Japanese day window that has to (briefly) tick through the other language, so if you stay up late enough you can hit the dissociation window
Seiko ‘Turtle’ informing me that it’s presumably-Japanese-for-Saturday the 11th
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
not to just do product placement but Adidas are diabolical for dropping these right before trans pride
deergirl sambas. sambas for deergirls
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Frank Holl’s painting ‘Did You Ever Kill Anybody Father?’ which depicts a little girl holding an old sword, painstakingly re-captioned to ‘Did You Ever Kirk Anybody Mother?’
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
bottoms will literally bring you here and say ‘tell me to sit anywhere’
that one completely bare room from r/malelivingspace that has an inflatable single mattress in the corner, a laptop on the floor and a poorly fitted carpet
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
months out from the 1986 event, Walter Röhrl shed light on the shocking psychological approach required to succeed on crowded roads which typified the height of the Group B era
"You must think of them as trees,” said the German. Typically matter-of-fact, the statement was as unflinching in its delivery as it was in its deployment.
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