Reposted by Possum Hairstylistscarypeggy 💀 @pegarchism.neocities.org · 03/10/2026reading comprehension and situational awareness are rare gifts 1341
Reposted by Possum HairstylistAna Galináceo Autômato Ecologicamente Sustentável @azaftazarden.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I saw this meme yesterday on a completely different topic, but I think it still applies 119032
Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m sorry, but if you’re so petty and self absorbed to be offended over a beverage, then you are the chief clown of the idiot circus and we are better off not working for or with you. Wish you the worst on your future endeavors, bozo 001
Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Christbro: “take me seriously! I am a big scawy man” Also christbro: uses his banana mag on camera for his manifesto because he only owns 3 mags and one of them is a meme from 2022 0100
Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Yeah that’s a 2 second reload. Simply embarrassing 020
Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Granted he’s fucking around in his basement but no ear pro eitherstatic.klipy.comArcher: Listening or Cleaning Ear GestureALT: Archer: Listening or Cleaning Ear Gesture 1130
Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Nah he’s not a closet case, just an asshole. 000
Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You’d think a guy spending that much time playing with his guns would be better at it 💅☕️ 040
Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Theres always dudes like this in a competition match.They never do great,always clunky and often DQ for being a doofus or from their jank chud coded equipment malfunctioning.One time a guy’s Sig decided to yeet itself from his holster,it wouldve been hilarious if it wasn’t pointed at the rest of us 040
Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Also his reloads look solid but they’re way too slow for someone just dicking around in a basement. 6/10, dude would be all thumbs when under duress, which is every waking moment of the day apparently 110
Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Frankly they’re too baggy. Those cuffs are gonna snag on something in the middle of a reload and then he’d really look like a doofus 060
Reposted by Possum Hairstylistmay @maysuser.name · 21/09/2026the thing about "trans kids aren't actually getting surgeries" rhetoric is that i'm not sure we should be accepting the idea of trans kids getting surgeries as fundamentally harmful or reckless 28947170
Reposted by Possum HairstylistMelly Fiore @mellyinchains.bsky.social · 22/09/2026ed sheeran cries after missing a 99% shot against a septopod, causing his squad to die that's the best I got i dunno 081
Reposted by Possum Hairstylistjanekiller pain @spiderdork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"trans rights are human rights" doesn't really cut it when libs have decided that human rights arent all that important actually "trans rights or else" hits them where they actually give a shit: themselves 101795461
Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 13/09/2026We all know that the real workers are those who thanklessly use the word “sportsball” unironically in their skeets for $12.50/hr 010
Reposted by Possum HairstylistJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i’m entering negotiations to bring some of the “Say it with me, folks: Nobody cares about your fantasy team.” guys over to this platform. my starting offer is $700k for a four-month contract, which i think is very generous. i mean the dan levy reaction gif repliers only got offered $400k 1551428
Reposted by Possum HairstylistErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 13/09/2026No candidate, regardless of party, will ever get my vote if they call me a "biological man" and advocate for laws targeting my community. Its that simple. 11162971004
Reposted by Possum Hairstylist⳽ⳑⲇⳕⲛⲉ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 13/09/2026if you back transphobic democrats you are not fighting fascism. you are not resisting anything. you are a fascist. trans ppl are a primary target of contemporary fascism. any democratic candidate being transphobic is telling you they will lie down for the fascist machinery sweeping america. 636694
Reposted by Possum HairstylistAbby Olcese @abbyolcese.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Coyote vs Acme is punkstatic.klipy.comAcme Vs Coyote Acme SucksAlt: Acme Vs Coyote Acme Sucks 1326
Reposted by Possum HairstylistDavid C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The horrifying realization that Coyote Vs Acme delighted me as a 90s style legal thriller for the same reason Roger Rabbit delighted old people as a 50s noir. 444648585
Reposted by Possum HairstylistTopher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 01/09/2026look its simple: if roger rabbit is exonerated the toons gain control of the acme corporation leading to "coyote vs acme". if roger rabbit is convicted, humans retain control as seen in "looney tunes: back in action". if marvin acme is never killed then chip and dale rescue rangers (2022) happens 22357813
Reposted by Possum HairstylistEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 04/09/2026gonna start making a list of shit I own that is actively deteriorating due to software updates or normal use: Samsung G7 48" (multiview randomly has terrible colors/resolution), Elgato Stream Deck (50/50 chance the volume dial doesn't work) 1645918
Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 03/09/2026And like most of the actual work toward proving the infinite duplicate prime conjecture was done in the previous 500 years. 020
Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Girl you are absolutely getting flim-flamed. AI still sucks at math, especially general math, and really only works for hyper specific problems with firm limits. Even *if* AI solved it, duplicate primes hardly cover even a fraction of the width and depth of maths 170
Reposted by Possum HairstylistGallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026if an orginization forbids something they refuse to define what they're really doing is laying cover to forbid the marginalized groups of their choice 217955
Reposted by Possum HairstylistLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Damn that’s crazy but you can’t be racist against the computer. Yeah. No I hear you but. Yeah it’s because it’s not a person it’s the computer. 102205298
Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 21/08/2026My demons when the Busway is emptystatic.klipy.comSpiderman Green Goblin Evil SmileALT: Spiderman Green Goblin Evil Smile 030
Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Mark Zuckerberg committed war crimes in real life. He belongs before the Hague 060
Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Everyone gets to be penncentral on this blessed day 010
Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 18/08/2026You see the problem with that is if you keep moving long enough, you enter the Thought Zone, and there is no escape 010
Reposted by Possum Hairstylistmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 17/08/2026saw someone say that mamdani posting that mandarin video was "cultural appropriation" because he's "white adjacent." i fear that the feds are running dangerously low on funding 152717266
Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 18/08/2026static.klipy.comRaquita: You and The PointAlt: Missing the point so hard you’re entering low earth orbit 000
Reposted by Possum Hairstylistjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026they'll call you crazy for saying that the cameras are cameras 2713
Reposted by Possum Hairstylistcasstone.bsky.social @casstone.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Sure were a lot of people going "speed cameras don't work like that", when the reality is speed cameras do, in fact, work like that. And have ever since they got 4G. 3G in some cases. The choice was between "cameras that can be erased with a crowbar" and "cameras that are just normal cameras". 2977
Reposted by Possum HairstylistHK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 17/08/2026THE JOKER : wanna know how I got these scars? ZOHRAN MAMDANI, SPEAKING PERFECT MANDARIN: How you got your scars is a personal story, but I want to make sure that every New Yorker who has scars gets to tell their story. That’s why I’m reducing MTA fares on weekends 112498478