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Possum Hairstylist

@possumtechnical.bsky.social
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⚧☭ | looks 28 | mid 30’s | she/they Butlerian Jihadi Paul Mitchell Apostate Tik tok is not a licensed cosmetologist Hair Engineer

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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But what if I don’t want to leave?
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scarypeggy 💀 @pegarchism.neocities.org · 03/10/2026
reading comprehension and situational awareness are rare gifts
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Ana Galináceo Autômato Ecologicamente Sustentável @azaftazarden.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I saw this meme yesterday on a completely different topic, but I think it still applies
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m sorry, but if you’re so petty and self absorbed to be offended over a beverage, then you are the chief clown of the idiot circus and we are better off not working for or with you. Wish you the worst on your future endeavors, bozo
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Christbro: “take me seriously! I am a big scawy man” Also christbro: uses his banana mag on camera for his manifesto because he only owns 3 mags and one of them is a meme from 2022
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah that’s a 2 second reload. Simply embarrassing
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Granted he’s fucking around in his basement but no ear pro either
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Archer: Listening or Cleaning Ear Gesture
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nah he’s not a closet case, just an asshole.
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You’d think a guy spending that much time playing with his guns would be better at it 💅☕️
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Theres always dudes like this in a competition match.They never do great,always clunky and often DQ for being a doofus or from their jank chud coded equipment malfunctioning.One time a guy’s Sig decided to yeet itself from his holster,it wouldve been hilarious if it wasn’t pointed at the rest of us
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Also his reloads look solid but they’re way too slow for someone just dicking around in a basement. 6/10, dude would be all thumbs when under duress, which is every waking moment of the day apparently
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Beyond parody
The most Christian way to share the gospel is to point a gun at someone’s face”
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Frankly they’re too baggy. Those cuffs are gonna snag on something in the middle of a reload and then he’d really look like a doofus
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may @maysuser.name · 21/09/2026
the thing about "trans kids aren't actually getting surgeries" rhetoric is that i'm not sure we should be accepting the idea of trans kids getting surgeries as fundamentally harmful or reckless
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Melly Fiore @mellyinchains.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ed sheeran cries after missing a 99% shot against a septopod, causing his squad to die that's the best I got i dunno
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Doesn’t know what a pipe is: ✅ / ✅
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Miles O’Brien from DS9 saying “He was more than a hero, he was a union man”
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I was offered weed at my DSA meeting
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janekiller pain @spiderdork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"trans rights are human rights" doesn't really cut it when libs have decided that human rights arent all that important actually "trans rights or else" hits them where they actually give a shit: themselves
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We all know that the real workers are those who thanklessly use the word “sportsball” unironically in their skeets for $12.50/hr
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i’m entering negotiations to bring some of the “Say it with me, folks: Nobody cares about your fantasy team.” guys over to this platform. my starting offer is $700k for a four-month contract, which i think is very generous. i mean the dan levy reaction gif repliers only got offered $400k
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 13/09/2026
No candidate, regardless of party, will ever get my vote if they call me a "biological man" and advocate for laws targeting my community. Its that simple.
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⳽ⳑⲇⳕⲛⲉ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 13/09/2026
if you back transphobic democrats you are not fighting fascism. you are not resisting anything. you are a fascist. trans ppl are a primary target of contemporary fascism. any democratic candidate being transphobic is telling you they will lie down for the fascist machinery sweeping america.
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Abby Olcese @abbyolcese.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Coyote vs Acme is punk
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Acme Vs Coyote Acme Sucks
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David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The horrifying realization that Coyote Vs Acme delighted me as a 90s style legal thriller for the same reason Roger Rabbit delighted old people as a 50s noir.
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
look its simple: if roger rabbit is exonerated the toons gain control of the acme corporation leading to "coyote vs acme". if roger rabbit is convicted, humans retain control as seen in "looney tunes: back in action". if marvin acme is never killed then chip and dale rescue rangers (2022) happens
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 04/09/2026
gonna start making a list of shit I own that is actively deteriorating due to software updates or normal use: Samsung G7 48" (multiview randomly has terrible colors/resolution), Elgato Stream Deck (50/50 chance the volume dial doesn't work)
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And like most of the actual work toward proving the infinite duplicate prime conjecture was done in the previous 500 years.
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Girl you are absolutely getting flim-flamed. AI still sucks at math, especially general math, and really only works for hyper specific problems with firm limits. Even *if* AI solved it, duplicate primes hardly cover even a fraction of the width and depth of maths
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
New reaction
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
if an orginization forbids something they refuse to define what they're really doing is laying cover to forbid the marginalized groups of their choice
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
None of these words are in the Bible
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It’s not lol
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Damn that’s crazy but you can’t be racist against the computer. Yeah. No I hear you but. Yeah it’s because it’s not a person it’s the computer.
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Lmao what a punk ass bitch
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Could use more capitalization
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My demons when the Busway is empty
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Spiderman Green Goblin Evil Smile
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Print it out too
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Mark Zuckerberg committed war crimes in real life. He belongs before the Hague
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Everyone gets to be penncentral on this blessed day
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Wtf does this even mean
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You see the problem with that is if you keep moving long enough, you enter the Thought Zone, and there is no escape
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 17/08/2026
saw someone say that mamdani posting that mandarin video was "cultural appropriation" because he's "white adjacent." i fear that the feds are running dangerously low on funding
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Oh that’s just the Xbox Kinect™️
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Raquita: You and The Point
Alt: Missing the point so hard you’re entering low earth orbit
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
they'll call you crazy for saying that the cameras are cameras
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casstone.bsky.social @casstone.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Sure were a lot of people going "speed cameras don't work like that", when the reality is speed cameras do, in fact, work like that. And have ever since they got 4G. 3G in some cases. The choice was between "cameras that can be erased with a crowbar" and "cameras that are just normal cameras".
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Oh I did that last week, it rules
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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
THE JOKER : wanna know how I got these scars? ZOHRAN MAMDANI, SPEAKING PERFECT MANDARIN: How you got your scars is a personal story, but I want to make sure that every New Yorker who has scars gets to tell their story. That’s why I’m reducing MTA fares on weekends
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Possum Hairstylist @possumtechnical.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Lazerpig is in shambles
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