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34 y/o Welder, blacksmith, board game geek. Autistic Michigan cryptid. he/him, hij/hem. #yesallgamers

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cumrade poptart @poptart2nd.bsky.social · 2h
now i wanna see that DS9 episode
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K.C. Clyburn, Author @kccomplainsalot.blacksky.app · 2h
we have an entire executive department wearing shiny, untailored suits with the wrong sized shoes, except for Pete Hegseth, who seems to get all his suits in a smedium and tailored by Osh Gosh B'Gosh.
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cumrade poptart @poptart2nd.bsky.social · 8h
This Packers pass defense is looking dangerous!
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cumrade poptart @poptart2nd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
why is this different than when democrats ran ads for ossoff and warnock about "$2000 checks if we win the senate"
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something.
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Micah @rincewind.run · 03/10/2026
this is the rudest ad I’ve ever seen in my life and I love it so much
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Workers at Trump’s Department of Labor unite. You have nothing to lose but your shame.
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cumrade poptart @poptart2nd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
everyone saying he's too cozy with Trump is right, but i'm most upset that such a lyrical genius would collab with someone whose most memorable lines are literally a bunch of gibberish.
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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 02/10/2026
my dude, this is exactly the issue. It's not our job to figure out what their product is.
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cumrade poptart @poptart2nd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The only AI mascot that would ease my anxiety is a mind goblin
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cumrade poptart @poptart2nd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art hot
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ken Paxton offered plea deals to at least 10 students accused of raping their classmates.
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🙅‍♀️🥇⚖️🏛
woman from the game suikoden tactics says "if men faced consequences the first time maybe we wouldn't be in a failed society run by men who have never faced any consequences "
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 30/09/2026
stella is the sweetest angel on this entire website and you should help her right now. yes right now. drop everything. run to your computer. turn it on. okay now open the internet. you're doing great. keep it up. alright what was i saying? oh yeah, stella. we love her. help her out.
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Game Changer @gamechanger.dropout.tv · 30/09/2026
Why Sam loves Game Changer 😭
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Queen_Potato @queenpotato.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There was more punishment done against a trans professor giving a Christian student a low grade than the Cornell rapists ever received.
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cumrade poptart @poptart2nd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Repost because I didn't know Kim Petras was trans
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
"These creatures are mates, therefore it is imperative that they are colored pink and blue to make sure everyone knows they are heterosexual"

[A grey tag reads "Canon Shit". Below, a still from Star Trek: The Next Generation episode  "Encounter at Farpoint" shows the starship USS Enterprise-D flying in space between two massive, translucent, jellyfish-like alien creatures. The creature below the ship glows bright blue, and the creature to the right glows bright pink.]
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cumrade poptart @poptart2nd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone should tell game developers that I don't want to have to deal with real world bullshit in my escapist fantasy
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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cumrade poptart @poptart2nd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Are we pretending Republicans have a principled stance on lying to congress now?
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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cumrade poptart @poptart2nd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why's the singer for Papa Roach look like Pete Holmes?
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Ben Prunty @benprunty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't love dunking on folks but it's so fucking funny to me that Trump was convicted of 34 felonies 2 years ago, faced no punishment, and went on to win the presidency a second time and journalists are still like, "hmm, I have an inkling that maybe he believes he's above the law for some reason."
Post from NYT reporter Eric Lipton 

"What an odd moment in United States history.

A U.S. president is running an overtly political campaign advertisement, right before midterm elections, paid for by the U.S. government.

Trump appears to believe he is immune from any kind of legal limit."
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cumrade poptart @poptart2nd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jahmyr Gibbs is so fucking fast dude lmao
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cumrade poptart @poptart2nd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
call me crazy but i'm pretty sure i keep seeing AI slop graphics during the detroit lions game
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cumrade poptart @poptart2nd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The right-wing fetishization of being "skilled" is in direct contrast to being "educated." They want a proletariat which is capable of performing valuable labor, but not one which can think about much beyond that.
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cumrade poptart @poptart2nd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
amazing how there are just no good guys in this story. on the one side you have a wanna be dictator punching down at the 1st amendment then on the other you have a bunch of millionaires crying about not being the specialist boys in washington.
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cumrade poptart @poptart2nd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
why are they so fucking adamant about surveilling everything
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liv's evil second cousin twice removed, liv @livfreeorcry.gay · 24/09/2026
I wonder why it's so hard for aaron to figure out if telling trans women to "enjoy the camps" is a threat, but so easy to decide that trans women are threatening.
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
to recap, if trannies reclaim slurs to talk about ourselves that's a ToS violation, but when salivating blue wave liberals one-handedly type "enjoy the camps" at us that's a-ok
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cumrade poptart @poptart2nd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was trying to minmax but fucked up my build
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026
impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat
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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Art of Persuasion Read more cartoons! —> #Policartoon Support the cartoons! —>patreon.com/barry
TRANSCRIPT
Panel 1:
A woman and a man sit on a low stone wall in a park. The woman is upset; the man listens.

WOMAN: And now the Democrat in the race is backing some anti-trans laws! I’m not sure I can vote for that.

MAN (thinking): Uh-oh. Democrats need every vote. How can I convince her to vote for the Democrat anyway?

Panel 2:
The woman and man walk through the park, the woman ahead of him.

WOMAN: Of course, the Republican is even worse. But if Democrats turn against trans people… I’m so frightened.

MAN (thinking): I’ve got to be empathetic and persuasive.

Panel 3:
Close-up of the man, looking thoughtful with his hand on his chin.

WOMAN (off-panel): Look at what happened to the UK — they’ve now got two anti-trans parties. If we let that happen here, trans rights are dead.

MAN (thinking): Okay, I think I know how to reassure her and get her vote.

Panel 4:
The man is suddenly furious, leaning toward the startled woman and pointing at her.

MAN: You’re a Trump supporting moron and you deserve to die!

CHICKEN FAT WATCH
PANEL 1:
A good dog with a halo peers out a window. A hand sticks out of a hole in a tree holding a sign that says SEND CANDY.

PANEL 2:
Groucho peeks from behind some bushes. A poster nailed to a tree reads "Background gag to come and it'll be so funny!" A bad rabbit (we know it's bad because it's smoking) sits beside a bad worm (also smoking). A bottle lying in the grass is labeled "BARRY BEER" and has a disturbed-looking drawing of Barry. A mouse holds a knife to a cat; the cat raises its front paws in surrender.

PANEL 4:
A giant mouse (?) in a shirt and tie sits on the wall reading a newspaper, called "Daily Blah Blah," whose headline says "Literate Rodent Escapes Lab."
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Democrats will be like "i'm the only thing standing between you and Trump!" and then don't stand in the way of anything
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026
Too many have forgotten that the civil rights movement was fought over, among other things, bathrooms and locker rooms
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 21/09/2026
“Everything is 40% more expensive because of AI” is a great line for an opposition party trying to unseat the AI-supported incumbents, if any Democratic consultants wanted to take a short break from dehumanizing trans kids to actually try winning a contested election.
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
spiciest quadrant: "souls are real but *only* AI has them"
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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cumrade poptart @poptart2nd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Reskeeting bc I didn't know that JK Rowling committed sex crimes
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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cumrade poptart @poptart2nd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
honestly i wish they'd stop fetishizing access as some gold standard for news media. if you're not able to act as a vehicle for the regime's propaganda, maybe you could do some real journalism for once.
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