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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 46m

looking at rental and real estate listings and giving myself an ulcer

Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 02/10/2026

my options are either dissociate so i can function, or curl into a ball on the floor while my stomach eats itself from stress

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 01/10/2026

i think this is like the fifth time i've seen slash need lol

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 01/10/2026

at the sink in the women’s room between two other girls and a woman walks in and bursts out “oh my god you all look incredible” felt p good ngl

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 30/09/2026

when my jaw aches from stress-clenching it all day and i think “i wouldn’t have to do this if i were dead” more than once every ten minutes it’s probably time for bed

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 29/09/2026

my fingernails chip so easily lately, they've just suddenly become as weak and brittle as my psyche, i don't know if this is a pathetic fallacy deal or what

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 29/09/2026

further solidifying my "fuck that guy in particular" stance, geddy lee is stumping for brad bradford

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kat claws @kat.meangirls.online · 28/09/2026

Asimov's Three Laws of Sucking & Fucking

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 28/09/2026

i’m bored. if this gets a hundred likes i’ll post pussy

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 26/09/2026

there were a few things i was looking forward to doing this weekend and the weather is beautiful outside and i've just been lying in a bed which now resembles basecamp at the foot of Used Tissue Mountain

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 26/09/2026

it’s weird when the worst of your illness fades overnight and then you wake up the next morning like “huh. what was all _ that_ about”

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A.J. Wilden🏳️‍⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026) dir. Jane Schoenbrun

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Dahlia @robotranny.soy · 25/09/2026

definitely have not seen enough nsfw art of canadarm

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 25/09/2026

i have been unable to stay awake for longer than ten minutes at a time all day

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 24/09/2026

i have reached the point of being sick where i have come to believe that this is an affliction sent by God herself as punishment for my many failures as a human being

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 24/09/2026

simply love, as a covid-cautious lesbian, to see an article whose primary intent and effect is "look at these freakish losers" generate so many clicks

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 24/09/2026

i had a social thing tonight i was really really looking forward to and now i can't go because i woke up with a cold

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 24/09/2026

to recap, if trannies reclaim slurs to talk about ourselves that's a ToS violation, but when salivating blue wave liberals one-handedly type "enjoy the camps" at us that's a-ok

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 24/09/2026

sometimes i think i fucked up by switching to this career since the tech industry is corrupt and the job market in it is collapsing, but then again the same is true of my previous industry, so

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 23/09/2026

i don't know what's going on outside today, i run one little errand and someone walking their bike tried to wheel it into me, another guy punched me when i was getting on the subway (not hard, i'm fine, it was just weird)

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 22/09/2026

i'm in a discord with some former co-workers and one of em is in orlando at universal and everyone's enthusing about the fucking boy wizard theme park rides it's a real "i'm standing right here, assholes" kind of moment

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 22/09/2026

i often worry i'm letting Team Transsexual down by being mid

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 22/09/2026

i'm very excited there's a new china miéville out but i really don't know if my brain works well enough any more to read a 1,200 page novel

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 21/09/2026

on the bright side i went to a funny little walk-up window that only sells gnocchi and i bought a little five dollar thing of gnocchi and i sat in a park in the sun and ate my gnocchi

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 21/09/2026

went through an intersection and the crossing guard looked kinda like leland palmer and i considered just backtracking and jaywalking a block away instead

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 21/09/2026

ok, i think we're finally getting past the part of geats where the concept is just "what if the main kamen rider was actually kind of a dick"

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 20/09/2026

going to sprit halloween, not for costume reasons, just to get a fall wardrobe refresh

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 20/09/2026

with some regularity, my therapist would cancel our sessions at the last minute because they were ill; the last time, they just never rescheduled and i never reminded them. that was months ago. we just stopped meeting. i think that means i'm cured of my various traumas and neuroses now

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 19/09/2026

tomorrow is another day [threatening]

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

ska priest, somberly: pick it up pick it up (ska pall bearers hoist up coffin)

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026

xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air! gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 18/09/2026

getting sad while doing laundry bc this is probably the last time i’ll have to wash my bikini for a while

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 16/09/2026

hi gm i got bitten by a mosquito four times in the night and woke up at 2:30 because i was itchy and could not get back to sleep and now i feel like shit anyway how are you?

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 16/09/2026

i think i take too many pictures of myself

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⚔️ C L O V E ⚔️ @clove.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

We're all spiraling and it's all about different things but also a lot of the same things

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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

.csv stands for Crazy Sexual Vagina. and brother you know i’m separating them values

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 14/09/2026

gotta say, running is definitely more pleasant once you get your balls cut off

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 14/09/2026

over a year later, i have now also been made aware of the existence of the goth australian basketball player and she has replaced every other thought in my pretty little head

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 13/09/2026

multiple days late on my shot, unmedicated, overtired, trying very hard not to believe what i think about myself, etc

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 11/09/2026

i hate ticketmaster so fucking much you guys

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 11/09/2026

my favourite vibrator didn’t charge because the cat unplugged it? what the hell man i clean your litter every day and this is how you repay me

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daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

in I Saw The TV Glow (2024) "there is still time" refers not to transition but actually to doing it with Gillian Anderson

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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

everyone is posting about metroid and meanwhile this post is the main thing I know about the series

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I feel like Samus Aran, when she’s not on a mission, would have a Tony Hawk type experience with people not recognizing her without her armor. Like she’d get carded buying alcohol or something and the cashier would go “Samus Aran? Ha, it’s spelled just like the bounty hunter too. I wonder what he’s up to now?”

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She would definitely take advantage of this when she goes to lesbian bars and stuff. She’d just tell the cute alien girls her name is Sammy because if they knew she was the great Samus Aran they’d expect her to top

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I originally put a shortened version of this in the tags but I feel it’s worth adding. Imagine being the alien girl at a lesbian bar on a federation space station. You meets this cute tall human girl who calls herself Sammy and you hit it off and share some drinks and eventually Sammy invites her back to her place. Her place is a space ship that you swear looks familiar but you can’t remember where you’ve seen it. Anyway you disregard it and spend the night fucking the brains out of this buff blonde tgirl. Then in the morning when you go to leave you make a wrong turn and catch a glimpse of the power armor belonging to the bounty hunter known across the galaxy. Imagine the realization that this “Sammy” girl you plowed into the mattress last night is singhandedly responsible for saving the universe multiple times

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 07/09/2026

me: i don't think i've had that much to drink also me: why yes, beautiful transsexual woman, i will smoke a clove cigarette with you

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 06/09/2026

couldn't have transitioned to be butch, oh no. i had to be femme and spend 90 minutes washing & conditioning my hair and shaving & moisturizing my entire body before i even get to makeup and clothes and accessories and scent and

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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 04/09/2026

every day they’re out here inventing new kinds of Poster we couldn’t even conceive of just a few years ago

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to wound the autumnal kitty @blurry-line.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Some are unexplained, but Crash Karoline, we're told, is called that because "his lively arm gestures ensures he smashes at least one glass of beer a night." Also, Electricia was an electrical engineer and Latrine Blossom was "said to frequent public lavatories more often than necessity requires."

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