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Fury Pops

@popsfury.bsky.social
631 followers 278 following 1.5K posts

Lover of dad jokes, craft cocktails, and pop culture. Probably the coolest guy named “Todd” you know. Recommendations for Seattle cocktail bars accepted.

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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I thought we pardoned people who attacked police officers?
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Pé 🍺🧿 @forevernever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's weird how the federal government is constantly being hacked after DOGE gutted the government's cybersecurity agencies.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
For the Pope who has everything.
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Because, and I quote, “Fuck you”
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Loved COYOTE VS ACME, and Willow makes an excellent point. In fact, if Bugs cared so much, he could have taken down ACME with a wig or a barber's chair in a matter of minutes.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I aim for at least one whimsy a day. Thank you, Skelator.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Churro Daddy’s only workout routine
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Other tomatoes need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 30/08/2026
Photo of a part of the sticker wall, near the gum wall in Seattle. A large glued poster of a cat holding a sign reads, “A.I. IS DẠTA
& CAN ONLY LOOK AT WHERE WE'VE BEEN.
CREATIVITY IS TRYING TO SEE WHERE WE CAN GO.”
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I hate to be controversial, but I don’t think this is the Seattle Mariner’s year.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Lily Allen wearing the latest in CVS Receipts
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I’m at a marketing event with two tracks, one more B2B and one more influencer focused. It is unsurprisingly easy to tell who is in each track.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
One thing about me, if I see a kid with a lemonade stand, imma gonna pull over.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Let’s put a few million dollars into funding a years long subcommittee to determine if dismantling all protections and ignoring science put us at additional risk.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
For once I fully agree with Mitch.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Ha Ha Ha! So funny that men can’t control themselves and will just violate women worldwide! What a hoot! This from those who think women are too emotional to lead.
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
can’t breathe the air can’t drink the water can’t eat the food, finally the capitalist utopia is complete
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Starting the last available Dungeon Crawler Carl book and already depressed I won’t have another for a while.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
My 21 yr old daughter has significant special needs. When she gets highly disregulated, I’ll give her a strong hug, hold her tight, and she immediately relaxes. I love I can do that for her.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
How your email finds me.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Good decisions Trump has made, a thread. 1) Not coming to Seattle for the World Cup game 1/1
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
What ever happened to a nice hand-written card?
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Wife and I had our first childless vacation in 20+ years. Here’s what we did.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Good catch. They meant 50 BILLION
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
How your email finds me
Head of a boy vomiting a snake while protruding from the rear end of a fantastical twisted tiger. The tiger is hugged by a João’s with a broken neck and human Huns and feet where its genitals should be. Other weird stuff is there too.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Umm, @wendy-s.bsky.social , are you threatening me?
Wendy’s restaurant sign that says, “SEE YOU IN THE MORNING… EARLY”
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I rank this guy up there with the greatest explorers of all time. Bravo. Bra-frigging-vo.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
And this after the broken promises of “paradise” city. The gall.
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Tru-ghost Spook-otle @trumanchipotle.com · 10/06/2026
Captcha: Are you alone? Me: Uh. Yeah. Captcha: Kiss all the squares with butts in them. Me: What?! Captcha: You heard me. Me: [leans in to kiss the squares with butts in them] Captcha: LMFAO OMG I can't believe you did that
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Can you destroy public trust more than it has been?
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The contrast is stark
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
After the fight, I’m guessing there will be a few monster trucks up on blocks in the front yard.
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Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
an episode of Looney Tunes where Bugs Bunny gets 3/4 of the GOP to chase him dressed up like a girl rabbit
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Trump: I’m an expert in baby penises. Look at my own.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I remember eggs. When I could afford them they were delicious!
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I’m fascinated by resealable packaging when it isn’t necessary. Why do paint trays need built-in freshness but not cereal?
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
There is an art where grocery store cashiers can scan and talk at the same time. My cashier is not an artist.
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Anung Un Drama @space-ghost.com · 21/05/2026
If you’re a young person buying into the “anti millennial” propaganda, be aware that millennial adults like me want you to be smarter and happier than us. Corporations want to keep you uneducated, poor, and desperate through isolation. Most of the adults in your life want you independent and free.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Can’t wait for all those illegally harmed by ICE to be compensated from the “weaponization” slush fund!
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
We’re not cost-cutting, we”re eliminating “lower-value human ​capital". And the revolution starts when? www.reuters.com/business/wor...
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Revolution Guillotine
ALT: Revolution Guillotine
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I miss when the government tried to hide corruption.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
“AI is here, so we have no choice but to accept it” so are immigrants and trans people, but I guess that’s a skill issue
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Her parents must have known something naming her "Age-Gap Wife."
Article with a headline Nicolas Cage 62 and age gap wife 31 make rare appearance together
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Funny, but won’t the Kid Rock helicopter just swoop in and rescue him while simultaneously bombing anyone with critical thinking and/or common sense.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Self care day. Two different films at the Seattle International Film Festival, with some treats in between.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
They’ve broken me. I can’t keep up with all the evil in our government.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Slightly increase a band: Gold Zeppelin
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
“Even raccoon penises are shrinking! I’ve done the research!”
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