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Fury Pops

@popsfury.bsky.social

631 followers 278 following 1.5K posts

Lover of dad jokes, craft cocktails, and pop culture. Probably the coolest guy named “Todd” you know. Recommendations for Seattle cocktail bars accepted.

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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Ahh, but how do you feel about heavy souls?

Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If they keep using that term it Could Become That (CBT)

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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I read this as “Trump plans to take out LA, blame Iran”

Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I thought we pardoned people who attacked police officers?

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Pé 🍺🧿 @forevernever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's weird how the federal government is constantly being hacked after DOGE gutted the government's cybersecurity agencies.

Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m 💯 that guy. And they don’t kill me on the spot.

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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Aim?

Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Why is that so easy to do? It’s my cast iron skillet that gets me.

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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I knew a guy who sought the forbidden boobs, despite the warnings of the elders. I miss that guy.

Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Perhaps theAI is clairvoyant and recognizes the restless spirit the human eye missed in the original?

Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Like the Grimm fairy tales of yore, children’s entertainment SHOULD be terrifying.

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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Godzilla and Mothra getting freaky deaky

Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Guava also makes an excellent margarita. A good way to start and end the day.

Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

There is so much going on here I don’t even know where to start.

Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

But only on Sunny Days

Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

What the heck did we talk about on the phone for hours as kids? And why did we stop?

Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I think this is the “Tiger King” model.

Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The required cognitive dissonance of having a fantasy team was too much for my brain and heart to handle.

Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If they didn’t pack it well enough to survive a little topsy-turvy it isn’t my fault. We live in an upside down world.

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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Now I’ll be singing “Randy Raccoon, stepped into his room…” all day.

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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

For the Pope who has everything.

Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Sure, but they also got richer.

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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'd rent a video or a motel room from that bird.

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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Using your platform to say you are against murdering children should make everyone feel safe, Ed. Art is inherently political.

Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Hard to listen to Ed anymore.

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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I think Natalie Harp will be buried with her master.

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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Sounds made up.

Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

But of course!

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Commander Data: Pardon Me, Grey Poupon?

ALT: Commander Data: Pardon Me, Grey Poupon?

Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

When I need Dijon I just have my limo driver take me around town until we find another limo.

Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It’s a gambling opportunity.

Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

A white man would get a parade and his own show on Fox. Or a cabinet position.

Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I saw that model at Chuck E Cheese

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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Because, and I quote, “Fuck you”

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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

To be fair, it wasn’t all about him.

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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I have my platypi in a pivot table

Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I tried to play recently but only had a trackpad, and that just did not work.

Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Honestly the banks should be punished for giving loans to people they KNOW can’t afford farms*

Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

But you need to start collecting NOW

Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Loved COYOTE VS ACME, and Willow makes an excellent point. In fact, if Bugs cared so much, he could have taken down ACME with a wig or a barber's chair in a matter of minutes.

Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

That’s 17 more minutes they get to spend with you.

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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

And this is the America some consider the good ole days.

Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I love superhero movies, yet I cannot bring myself to watch this one. (And I watched Morbius)

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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Sounds made up

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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

*winks* as I form my chrysalis for metamorphosis

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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I aim for at least one whimsy a day. Thank you, Skelator.

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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Churro Daddy’s only workout routine

Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Manhattan clam emulates blood.

Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Stay cool, Bucko

Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Other tomatoes need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps

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