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Fury Pops

@popsfury.bsky.social
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Lover of dad jokes, craft cocktails, and pop culture. Probably the coolest guy named “Todd” you know. Recommendations for Seattle cocktail bars accepted.

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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Lily Allen wearing the latest in CVS Receipts
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Still Furday here
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
When I think of Ben I always think these are the two roles that really embody his spirit. (Although I do like him in a lot of things)
Ben Affleck in Mallrats, where his character has a reputation for pressuring women into intimate acts they normally would reject. 

Ben: “some place very uncomfortable”

Ongoing joke: “Like the back of a Volkswagen?”Ben in Dazed and Confused, where no one really likes him and he gets a lot of pleasure from spanking the butts of 8th Grade boys.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Wife and I had our first childless vacation in 20+ years. Here’s what we did.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
How your email finds me
Head of a boy vomiting a snake while protruding from the rear end of a fantastical twisted tiger. The tiger is hugged by a João’s with a broken neck and human Huns and feet where its genitals should be. Other weird stuff is there too.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Umm, @wendy-s.bsky.social , are you threatening me?
Wendy’s restaurant sign that says, “SEE YOU IN THE MORNING… EARLY”
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I’m fascinated by resealable packaging when it isn’t necessary. Why do paint trays need built-in freshness but not cereal?
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Self care day. Two different films at the Seattle International Film Festival, with some treats in between.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Cheers! Bourbon Grapefruit Sidecar.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Found some in Woodinville, WA.
A pallet full of large ceramic frogs.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I mean, he's done such a GREAT JOB strengthening America's economy. He's the greatest at strengthening economies. Everyone is saying so.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I can’t wait to see to Popemobile transform into Voltron.
Version of the Popemobile from the Cars franchise, where the pope himself is a car with an impressive hat. Voltron. Mechanical warrior which could be formed by the Popemobile and four archbishop-mobiles, in my fantasy world.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Special edition print from this year’s Emerald City Comicon that I finally hung up. I think a green felt frame is appropriate. Artist is @sarahcosico.bsky.social
Art print of The Muppets Take Seattle with Sweetums atop the Space Needle while othe Muppers fly planes around him.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Lot of similarities between these two cartoonish villains, but I do believe one actually wants to improve his community while making himself richer.
Two images side by side, the first of Donald Trump, evil incarnate, the second of fictional character Wilson Fisk, the Kingpin, as played by the great Vincent D'Onofrio
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
People seem excited about the "downfall" of Pam Bondi. She's uber-wealthy. She'll be a Fox commentator or a Lobbyist by the end of the week. Her book trying to make herself look like a victim will publish soon. And I think you need a soul to feel embarrassment? So she's good.
I'm sorry to use AI, I feel terrible about it. But I wanted to capture the true essence of Pam Bondi. 

But my god this image blows.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Hunted a few trolls this weekend.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
My lawyers will be in touch for infringing on my nickname
Todd scowls in front of a Costco pallet of products named "BBQ Daddy"
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Keeping it simple, but also pink, this Valentines Day with an Empress Elderflower Rose Gin & Tonic.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Trump and ICE have infiltrated General Mills and are now trying to make it a “game” to lock up the Irish. DO NOT NORMALIZE THIS!
Back of cereal box with the words “Trap Lucky in the Magic Forest”
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Seattle Cocktail Week is coming up in about 2 months, and I was checking out the website where I saw the below. And to that, I must reply, "No".
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The world is horrifying, but I just found joy dropping a 7-letter word on my last play thanks to three blank tiles.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
It’s a good night for a Brandy & Bourbon tasting!
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
The cat was not a huge fan of this gift. The rest of the family found it whimsical and delightful.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Please don’t make fun of my wife’s pickle fingers, she is very sensitive about them.
Attractive woman who unfortunately has had her fingers replaced with pickles.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Trump just announced he was personally going to help design the Navy's new warships as he is very "aesthetic", and the first designs already leaked.
Navy warship with a ridiculously large, phallic-shaped turret, as though the Navy needs to compensate for some kind of shortcoming.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
The engineer who decided the button to close the tailgate should go ON the tailgate obviously never had to try and reach up with five bags of groceries in each hand.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Got myself an early Xmas present of this amazing 3-D printed display for my Muppet minifigs. Michael Gaccione is the artist
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Cinnamon Pear Gin Gimlets. They go down a little too easily.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I’m looking so cozy and huggable, I’m afraid to leave the house!
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Whipping up some Cinnamon Pear Simple Syrup for holiday cocktails.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Perfect product design. Zero notes.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Are they organic mango loca?
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Who wore it better?
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
This guy will have candy for the kids, but is offering a little something something to the parents as well to ease the burden of Halloween.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
This is where I meet your mom
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Finished my shelf for my Buffy Pop Figures. When the first set of Buffy pops came out, I said, “No! I do not need a bunch of stuff cluttering up my place.” So if you have any OG Buffy pops, I’d be happy to take them off your hands.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Wow. One casual insult at this towel and now it is telling me what to do.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Working on a grilled peach simple syrup.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
The thing about me, if you put one of these guys in front of your new restaurant, imma gonna stop in.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I built a gate door. Feeling very competent. (of course, I still need to hang it, so disaster could ensue)
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Feeling fancy, made some halibut.
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
As I’ve always said, I’d make more delicious feasts if manually crushing Corn Flakes wasn’t so much doggone work! Who has the time or the musculature? Let me tell you how thrilled I was to see these. Just imagine the countless hours of back breaking labor now saved!
Box of Corn Flakes Crumbs
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Went to Prohibition Lounge in Calgary. While I’m not an influencer, here are my thoughts. Drink presentation A+, 12/10 Creative cocktails A+, 10/10 Inventive cocktails A, 9/10 Ambience, A+, 10/10 Service A++, 15/10 Food A+, 10/10
Cocktail presented on a tray with old fashioned balancing scale, quill, and other stylish accoutrements Cocktail presented on a light up tray with a saxophone and vintage sheet musicBees Knees and a Painkiller“Bonnie & Clyde” cocktail presented on a tray with and old car model, bullet casings, and a bag of cash
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
All I said was “Vanessa isn’t all that” and he went insane!
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Boom Boom Room
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
2) Da Tiki Hut
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Drinking my way through Tacoma. 1) Boom Boom Room
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
New insults just dropped.
Picture of a fish called a “Spiny Lumpsucker”Picture of a “Spotted Ratfish”
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Fury Pops @popsfury.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
My daughter and I are twinning for the protests. Thanks Penzey’s for the cool shirts.
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