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Pope Francis (Not Alive)

@pontifex1.bsky.social
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Welcome to the BlueSky page of not Pope Francis There is no earthly punishment sufficient for the crimes of the US regime pfp: the pope on blue Alt Text banner: the pope pumping up a crowd by holding my hand up to my ear and yelling that I cant hear them

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Dylan Macri, Cadhla182, Commissions Open @dylanmacri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know how y'all love that homoerotic crucified Jesus!
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Dylan Macri, Cadhla182, Commissions Open @dylanmacri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey Big P I can do some bondage shit hit me up!
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Pope Francis (Not Alive) @pontifex1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
im the AGP Pope
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we need chicago pope to step in and say "you will follow the rules or you will get a visit from [pulls down sunglasses] the Batican"
Pope Leo with a black baseball bat. Do not mess with Chicago Pope!
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
OH SHIT DUDES THE VATICAN HAS WEIGHED IN AND THEY ARE BIG MAD 🔥🔥🔥
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Excommunication decreed for Lefebvrite episcopal ordinations - Vatican News
A document signed by Cardinal Víctor Manuel Fernández, Prefect of the Dicastery for the Doctrine of the Faith, defines the episcopal ordinations ...
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Vatican response! the gist is “they excommunicated themselves by doing this” and they quote a lot of the nastiest little jabs interesting to see where they call them “the Lefebvrists” and not the Society of St. Pius X, positioning them as a cult of personality rather than a legit-sounding order
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
a fun fact about SSPX is that the main founder was a Vichy regime sympathizer and one of his founding bishops was an outright Holocaust denier. both excommunicated in the 80s I’m no JPII stan, but you KNOW that was one thing former Polish Resistance member Karol Wojtyla was NOT going to stand for
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Pope Francis (Not Alive) @pontifex1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
im the AGP Pope
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Pope genuinely looking like he agrees with me
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
Pope Leo by a green glass orb the size of a med-large pumpkin
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
who pope ,? no clarifyings at this time
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Pope Francis (Not Alive) @pontifex1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
da orb
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 01/09/2026
Hey, I've been working on this article for a while. It goes deep into the theology and history of the Catholic church, particularly how it's reacted to potential opportunities to actually change and the caveats it always puts on its progressive-seeming statements. Please consider reading it.
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Trans News Network @transnews.network · 01/09/2026
Underneath the "progressive" papacy of Pope Leo remains a deeply reactionary institution, one of the biggest enemies of trans rights worldwide. @sjklapecki.itch.io, who survived the Catholic Church's bigotry firsthand, goes in-depth on why it's time to see through the propaganda and face reality.
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The Pope is Not Our Friend
Underneath the supposedly progressive papacy of Pope Leo remains a deeply reactionary institution that is one of the biggest enemies of trans rights worldwide. A trans survivor’s view: it’s well past ...
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
If I had become Pope I would be known as Pope John Paul McCartney
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Pope Francis (Not Alive) @pontifex1.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
JD Vance is excommunicated and also I call for a Butlerian Jihad. I know you said crusade but fuck that Jihad let’s fucking go
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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
calling the pope "WEAK on CRIME" is unfortunately objectively hilarious
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Pope Francis (Not Alive) @pontifex1.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
DOES THIS LOOK WEAK ON CRIME TO YOU
A photo of the Swiss Guard. In the front is a man in a red uniform made of a velvet-like material. Behind them are two ranks only men in yellow and blue striped uniforms. Everybody has ruffled collars and metal hats with poofs
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Pope Francis (Not Alive) @pontifex1.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
DOES THIS LOOK WEAK ON CRIME TO YOU
A photo of the Swiss Guard. In the front is a man in a red uniform made of a velvet-like material. Behind them are two ranks only men in yellow and blue striped uniforms. Everybody has ruffled collars and metal hats with poofs
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
POPE DRAFTS EDGE RUSHER FROM BYU
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The Pope has never had a #1 record. The Pope has no idea how to make a hit record. I think maybe The Pope should take a seat and listen to what Phil Spector has to say.
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I'm gonna be real with you. The Pope *is* soft. His secondary is giving up the most YAC in the league. The Pope will *not* be competitive in the postseason if he can't tackle.
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Trans News Network @transnews.network · 23/03/2026
Crossing state borders for HRT. Insurance denials. Missed surgeries. U.S. Catholic bishops imposed a ban on all trans healthcare throughout the church's massive networks. That's left working class trans people struggling even more. Our latest, by @davidforbes.bsky.social are some of their stories:
transnews.network
‘It’s a Nightmare’: The Human Toll of the Catholic Church’s Trans Healthcare Ban
Missing hormones. Canceled surgeries. Bureaucratic denials. Late last year the Catholic Church banned all trans healthcare across its sprawling networks. The impact on trans people's lives is devastat...
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Miss me with all the Pope praise until he does something about this.
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Pope Francis (Not Alive) @pontifex1.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
châteauneuf-du-pope
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Pope Francis (Not Alive) @pontifex1.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Avignon papacy? Yeah ill be be ‘avin one châteauneuf-du-pape
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Pope Francis (Not Alive) @pontifex1.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
If you are going to abdicate your leadership in the face of evil you have an obligation to resign your position and make way for those with the strength to meet the moment.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/04/2026
biblical scholar here, reply guying the pope adds 1000 years to your time in purgatory every time you do it[1] [1] Council of Trent, 1545-1563
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Pope Francis (Not Alive) @pontifex1.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
TUBE GOLDBERG
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Pope Francis (Not Alive) @pontifex1.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Im allowed to follow no gods no mayors because it has god in the title the bit is maintained
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No Gods No Mayors Podcast @nogodsnomayors.com · 26/03/2026
DO NOT FORGET
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Pope Francis (Not Alive) @pontifex1.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
To be clear when I say the pizza pope I mean the Chicago guy not Pierbattista “your favorite pizza baller’s” Pizzaballa
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Pope Francis (Not Alive) @pontifex1.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
yeag
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Killyana Hex @girldicta.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Isn’t “in our image” only comprehensible by comparison of the divine and creation?
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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Every day I wake up to some new person calling me stupid for something I didn't say but also I wouldn't have been wrong if I did say it Remind me not to comment on any more @maklelan.bsky.social videos, yeesh
YouTube comment chain --

Some scrub: God cannot be compared to anything in creation.

Me: Completely setting aside that "God cannot be compared to anything in creation" is not responding to the claim that I'm making despite what so many replies seem to think -- according to whom? Who says God can't be compared to creation?
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Pope Francis (Not Alive) @pontifex1.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Am I a saint yet?!? @pontifex1.bsky.social
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Pope Francis (Not Alive) @pontifex1.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Ex Cathedra: some popes are mayors (am I still allowed to make ex cathedra proclamations since I have this account?)
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Jodie Troutman @longtalljodie.com · 31/01/2026
It's weird that we all know the President of the United States did sex crimes and was at least an accessory to murder and it doesn't actually matter.
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Tom Basgen, Mr. Saint Paul @tombasgen.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
On the off chance someone who this applies to reads this: If you work for ICE you debase yourself. Your immortal soul will be hidden from the light of redemption. It’s Hell for you and frankly Hell is not hot enough.
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Pope Francis (Not Alive) @pontifex1.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Oh no I forgot about this account. No, shit sucks
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Elizabeth Wingfield @quirkygrrrl.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
@pontifex1.bsky.social You cool with this?
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it’s me AC @wellgoshacs.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
the guillotine is the humane option 🥰
me, grinning in the snow, holding a hand lettered sign that says ASK MUSSOLINI WHAT HAPPENS TO FASCISTS
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Dave Scheidt @davescheidt.com · 11/01/2026
Nancy undefeated.
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Pope Francis (Not Alive) @pontifex1.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
I’m* here** now*** *the pope **on BlueSky ***rarely
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Pope Francis (Not Alive) @pontifex1.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Also am i a saint yet or is Leo busy eating a pizza casserole and hot dog salad
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Pope Francis (Not Alive) @pontifex1.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Just trying to get that clutch apocrypals reskeet
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Pope Francis (Not Alive) @pontifex1.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
The Pope is in! AMA and I’ll probably respond in 4 months when I remember I created this account.
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Pope Francis (Not Alive) @pontifex1.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Leo how is implementing this going?
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Pope Francis (Not Alive) @pontifex1.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
She’s right
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Pope Francis (Not Alive) @pontifex1.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I died doing what I loved, telling a trans woman she was right
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