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RoxyQueen (Charlene)

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She/her•GenX•Happy Cynic•Progressive/Leftist (non-negotiable)•Will absolutely have a conversation with your pet

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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 17h
The penultimate chapter of my fic, “In Suco Nasali, Veritas” is up! What if Ed and Stede are desperately in love with each other, but only realize it when they’re drunk? Hijinks, calamity, and mayhem, at the very least. archiveofourown.org/works/661383...
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A little WIP Wednesday, in hopes I might actually publish the next chapter of “In Suco Nasali, Veritas” before the end of September. 🤞🏼😬
“Ed! Dad!” Louis cried, upon spotting them. 

“Note the order,” Stede observed wryly. 

“Hush. I’m just taller. Easier to see.” But when Louis also moved to hug Ed first, there wasn’t much doubt who the favorite was. Ed gestured Stede to crowd into the hug as well, and Louis drew back in shock. 

“You guys touch now?” he asked. 

“What do you mean? We always touch!” Stede’s voice went a little shrill with the lie. 

Louis sent a quick voice note to his sister. “Do Dad and Ed ever touch?”

Mere seconds later, she responded: “Hmmmm, I guess if they’re, like, drunk. I saw it once.”

“Are you two drunk?” Louis asked, doubtful. 
“We would never!”

Louis side-eyed them, and turned his attention to the baggage carousel that had just started. “Sooooo, what changed with you two?” 

“Ed and I… we’re a couple.”

“A couple of what?”

Well, there was the question of the hour, wasn’t it?

“No, he means we’re official,” Ed explained. 

“Weren’t you always? I thought you were just being modest to protect my sensitive little kid eyes.”

Ed and Stede grinned at each other like they’d found their bank account balances suddenly had an extra zero at the end. 
“Right! So, it won’t bother you if we… errr, hold hands? Kiss?”

“Pffft, ‘course not! I may be aro-ace, doesn’t mean the whole world is. Oh. Dad, your hand’s in Ed’s back pocket.”

“Well, my front pockets have my wallet and phone in them,” Ed reasonably countered. 

“His back pocket looked lonely,” Stede offered at the same time. 

“So weird,” Louis muttered. 

“Oh, no! Your pocket’s eating my hand!” Which was a pretty good excuse for Stede to feel up Ed’s luscious ass. 

“Nom, nom, nom!”

“Wait, is it too late to go back to non-touching?” Louis asked in a mortified whisper.
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Seeing RD speak such praise for RCD makes me think they both chose very well. 🙂
Screenshot of a video of Rhys Darby (above) introducing his wife, Rosie Darby (below), during a podcast.
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If anyone is willing to Educate an Old Broad, I’m curious how you get notified of new Taika photos. Is there a “search term alerts” on IG? Or do you get it all through a Googs alert? Thank you!
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We interrupt the Dickfuck Day festivities to celebrate Ginger Cat Appreciation Day! Poor Rhys Darby is definitely feeling under-appreciated.
An orange cat sleeps on the green satin cushion of a dining chair.
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The kiddo and I were driving to school, and she’s said, “It’s ’Heathers’ Day!” then quoted Veronica’s diary entry with that date. I said, “No way, it’s Dickfuck day!” and quoted Ed’s and Izzy’s conversation. The we high-fived our fandom overlap.
A car interior. Driver is a blue-haired woman. Passenger in the center rear is a child whose face is covered by a smiley emoji.
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I follow an IGer named PrincesssJeremy, who’s a delight. He’s been weeding out his very impressive clothing collection; nonetheless, this closet collapse occurred. I imagine this is how Stede started keeping an auxiliary wardrobe.
A screen capture of a bald, beautiful, bearded Black man standing in front of a walk-in closet. One shelf in the closet has colllapsed, spilling clothing everywhere. The screen data tells us this video was posted by PrincesssJeremy.
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I would *love* to get up and be productive today. But Rhys Darby won’t let me. Sorrrrrry!
An orange cat snuggles against legs on a purple sheeted bed.
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Grammar Tips for Fic Writers These tips are not meant to criticize fic writers. We love and appreciate yummy, free stories about our favorite characters! Nor am I asserting myself as the authority on grammar. This thread merely looks at some common errors, and may help, if you wish to avoid them.
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I generally don’t mention my bday here, but it’s a big one today! I look forward to my new hobby of asking businesses if they offer a discount for 55+, then staring expectantly (like this) at the employee until they act SHOCKED I am so old.
A close up of a blue-haired woman reclining on a pink pillow. She is making a silly, expectant face.
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Our family has started watching “Ted Lasso” season 4. No spoilers here! There is a running joke that Ted hates tea, and we always joke that maybe he doesn’t know you can add sugar. So, of course, in my mind, Ted will finally like it when he tries it with “a dollop of milk and seven sugars.”
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Our Flag Means Death: Seven Sugars Tea
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This snippet from an interview crossed my path on IG. I would def let this man yell at me. 🤭 www.instagram.com/reel/Dbk2TSe...
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The fact that Frenchie attributes his peanut allergy to a cursed suit is particularly odd when you remember that he was certain Swede’s scurvy was communicable through [checks notes] breathing. 🤔
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
@bonnypitty.bsky.social I hope life is going well for you! I just wanted you to know that I’ve been taking your advice to write one paragraph within each WIP, and it’s really helped me to move forward on unmotivated or “writer’s block” days. Thank you! 🩵
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Ed grew up with physical violence. He uses it as a weapon. What truly hurts him is passive aggression and cruel words. Stede grew up with insults and sneers. He uses them as weapons. What truly hurts him is physical violence.
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Our Flag Means Death Ofmd
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My kid needs to slough sunburnt skin that’s peeling off her back. I told her to try my African net sponge, ONLY on her back, because you shouldn’t use products that touch other people all over, no matter how well you know them (your mom, your bestie). I concluded my lecture with, “Trust No One!”
A tan-skinned man sits on the ground facing arched windows. His dark hair is up in a bun, and a tattoo covers his entire back. The tattoo is of a skull with a snake slithering through it. Under, the words: Trust No One.
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Ever the lapdog to the GOP, I see Lindsey Graham has died to take the heat off Mitch McConnell.
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
A man, and his behind, ahead of the times. Taika posted this on IG in 2017, but it was originally taken in 2008 by some very, very, very lucky person.
A dimly lit photo of a man’s torso in a white t-shirt and orange underwear, photographed from behind. The butt area of the undies has writing: “Legalize Gay.”
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I love how we’ve all decided that Ed’s sweet tooth extends far beyond the “seven sugars” tea. It’s canon! Furthermore, I like to think that he only gets to have sweet tea on the Revenge, because Izzy is that nagging spouse who won’t let Ed eat stuff that’s clearly bad for him.
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The Speech Prof (IG, FB, TT) made a video about the horrors of sensory deprivation tanks, especially for a neurodivergent person, so *NATURALLY* I thought of @mustardwrites.bsky.social Yellow Mustard’s “Free Space.” 🩵 archiveofourown.org/works/614230...
A freeze frame of The Speech Prof’s video, with a caption: “I’m seriously considering going back into a sensory deprivation tank.”
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
We’ve had a PS4 for {mumblety} years. I use it to play DVDs. The sleek face has 2 buttons: ON/OFF and Eject. This is how I’ve always distinguished them: [Deep Voice] I’m the top. I have all the power. 🤨 [Soft Voice] I’m the bottom. I decide who goes in or out. 🤭 Anyway, Ed and Stede, switches
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I currently don’t have a single AO3 tab open, and it’s… weird. (* I know we have lots of RBBs starting soon. ** And I could always read a random older story.) Feels a bit like when you become obsessed with a game, and you play it all the way through. 😳
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Opinion: In “The Innkeeper,” S2E3, there’s no reason for Izzy to say they dumped Ed on an island, other continuing the dramatic tension of Ed being in limbo/comatose; i.e., we, the viewers, still believe a little longer that the Hornigold convo is real (although that lighting is a HUGE tip-off).
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
CW: Loss of a parent On Friday, May 22, my mom died peacefully in her home after a long illness. We had a complicated relationship, but we loved each other, and I’ll miss her forever.
A youngwoman lying on her side next to a baby A young woman holding a toddler. Both are laughing. A middle aged woman with her arm draped around an older woman
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I’m not normally one to complain about amateur authors, but whoever is writing this depraved, dystopian RPF AU timeline is a sick fuck, a shitty author, and I would like to block them on AO3 (photo cropped to remove most offensive element).
A photo of members of the White House, grinning like idiots because they think people bought that ridiculous fake assassination attempt.
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
And WHOOOOOO is going to photoshop these two images together for a little gluck-gluck-gluck moment? 🤭
Rhys Darby sitting in a chair, legs splayed. Ed Teach, seated in the ground, shirtless
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I was not aware of this one until Kit Connor posted to his IG. “Charlie vs. the Chocolate Factory,” written by Taika from Roald Dahl’s material. www.imdb.com/title/tt1199...
Image from Kit Connor’s Instagram. In the upper left corner, and photo of Kit Connor, a young man with dark red hair, wearing a white t shirt. In the upper right corner, a photo of Taika Waititi. He is a middle aged man with curly gray hair and a black mustache, wearing a white t shirt with a blue jacket. The lower image is a digital rendering of a young person overlooking a large city. A factory in the city has bright walls and spews colorful smoke from chimneys. It may be concept art from the upcoming “Charlie vs. the Chocolate Factory.”
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
This ice cream was made for Ed Teach, and vice versa.
Images of blue ice cream containers. The ice cream flavor is Cookie Kraken. It is Great Value brand and its mascot is a purple octopus.
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Now, Peepaw, you *know* those Pepsi folks paid you to make an ad for their products just a few months ago!
An image from Taika Waititi’s IG 4/11/26. Taika has a white beard and gray mustache. He wears a brown baseball cap, turned backwards; pink sweat pants; and a red letterman-type jacket with Coca Cola logos.
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Nathan Foad clearly learned some professional habits from Taika Waititi. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
A man reclines on the bench of a dining booth. His eyes are covered by a ball cap. He is napping. On the table are a computer, food, headphones, and smartphone,so this appears to be a quick work break.
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Twenty-something? Correct, Jackie is 25.
Scene from “Our Flag Means Death” of the character Prince Ricky. A sandy-haired man in profile. The man wears a blue coat with gold trim, styled in an 18th century fashion. He has an artificial porcelain nose strapped to his face. The closed-captioning reads, “Those 20-something brigands… took my nose.”
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Three years ago, when I was still trying to preach the gospel of OFMD to my Facebook friends (only one is a huge fan).
A blue-haired person stands in front of a TV showing images from the wonderful show “Our Flag Means Death.” The person’s hair coordinates well with the blue suit Rhys Darby wears. The person’s hairstyle is similar to Darby’s.
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Now that I have *finally* published chapter 9 of “In Suco Nasali, Veritas,” I can pull one of my favorite snippets: Lucius kissing and telling, so to speak. Horescock Stede Truthers, rejoice! archiveofourown.org/works/661383...
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In Suco Nasali, Veritas - Chapter 9 - RoxyQueen - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Lucius gets mad at Izzy for claiming a shark ate his leg, when his own first impulse was to lie about Ed throwing him off the ship. “I fell.” Perhaps neither wants to think of himself as a victim.
A brunet man in sailor clothes (Lucius from “Our Flag Means Death”) smokes a cigarette on the deck of a ship. The ship’s rigging is behind him, as is a view of the sea and the cloudy sky.
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I’ve seen a few headlines about how the Oscar after-parties fashions were all about sexy and risqué, and it’s official: we’re reliving 1930s Germany. Everybody’s fucking before Armageddon.
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Kitten Rhys Darby reminding me it’s bedtime. (I get very tired, OKAY?)
An orange cat standing upright on a mantle. He appears to be looking at a large clock on the wall.
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
A friend has hemorrhoids she was asking about possible causes. I mentioned three. She had questions about the last one. Anyway, everything reminds me of OFMD.
A text conversation about causes of hemorrhoids.
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I’m a pop culture loyalist. Unless an artist commits an ethical breech, I will adore them forever if I once liked something they did. So there are lots of artists/works I gladly cheer on; still, I have never loved any show the way I love “Our Flag Means Death.” Happy 4 years! #CrewForLife
Two men are underwater, gazing at each other intently. One holds a trident.
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget? The contemplation. The decision to say it. The quiet courage. “What makes Ed happy is… you.”
First Kiss scene from “Our Flag Means Death.” Two men sit in a beach, facing each other. Their faces are very close together because they’ve just kissed.
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Edward Teach (Art credit: Purr In Ink, found on FB)
A cute drawing of a black cat with huge eyes. In the top frame, the cat says, “Just so you know… “ and, in the bottom frame: “You’re pretty biteable.”
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Don’t think I’d heard anything about this one until seeing the ad below. m.imdb.com/title/tt3188...
Ad for a new movie called “Fing!” Taika Waititi, in luxurious pajamas, sits at a table with several beverages on it. The room is expensively decorated. He holds what appears to be a small young alligator.
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Hornigold’s choice to wear a sail with dangling ropes (despite having an outfit underneath) made me think of this quote from Dicken’s A Christmas Carol: “I wear the chain I forged in life,” replied the Ghost. “I made it link by link, and yard by yard; I girded it on of my own free will… “
An older man stands on a beach, wearing ragged clothing. Scene from “Our Flag Means Death.”
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
You can argue all you want whether Stede Bonnet is a hottie; but these two stone cold foxes were rubbing their tits the second they caught sight of him.
Edward Teach (Taika Waititi) in “Our Flag Means Death.” He wears black leather and is running his hand from his chest down to his stomach. Anne Bonny (Minnie Driver) in “Our Flag Means Death.” She wears a green blouse and brown leather corset. She’s rubbing a silver sugar bowl against her impressive bosom.
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Doing an OFMD rewatch, and giggling that they were *immediately* hinting this is an LGBTQ+ show. 😄
Scene from “Our Flag Means Death.” A man in fancy pirate dress struggles down a rope ladder, telling two men in a small boat below, “Can you two down there just hold the bottom?” Scene from “Our Flag Means Death.” Lucius and Oluwande look over the ship’s rail. The closed captioning reads, “Keep it straight, if you can.”
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
THIS SHOULD’VE BEEN THE SET OF “Our Flag.” And 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️. Obvs. (From Samba’s IG.)
An instagram story about Samba Schutte shooting a nude scene with six models on the show “Pluribus.”
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
From Rosie’s IG this morning. Shhh, no one tell her my Rhys Darby is a constant butt-offerer.
A screen shot from Instagram about cats putting their butts in our faces to be friendly. A blue haired woman with an orange cat’s tail way too close to her face. A blue haired woman with an orange cat’s tail way too close to her face. A purple haired woman with an orange cat’s tail way too close to her face.
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Lil WIP of chapter 9, In Suco Nasali, Veritas I am *certain* someone thought of this before, but I was remembering how my gay friends call each other girls’ names, as in: “Okay, settle down, Gina.” And I started thinking about “Who’s this Mary?” as a snide, gay-re:-gay comment. Thus:
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Lucius, thrilled to be holding court, began. “So, there I was, a mere slip of a lad, farrrr too beautiful and talented to be languishing in the secretarial pool at BonneTech. I’d see this one,”—he jerked a thumb dramatically toward Stede—“sashaying past every day, with his fluffy hair, his clingy suits, and his fucking mauve ascots, and think, ‘Who’s this mary, then?’” He smirked, and paused for the usual laughter response. Ed started cracking his knuckles. 

“Then one day, I got called up to the big show: personal assistant to the CEO! … ‘s son,” Lucius concluded drily. “Talk about a career dead end! No one’s ever going to promote the nepo-baby—sorry, Stede—or his P.A. No chance of marrying my boss, because I heard the guy’s straight as spaghetti.”

“That guy?” Archie asked with a laugh, pointing. “St-Stede Stede?”
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
This crossed my Facebook timeline in an article about Sarsgaard. Seems this could be another modern AU Ed Teach with a horny blond rando moving in on Stede’s man.
Taika Waititi and Alexander Sarsgaard in formalwear. Taika, in an all-black tuxedo, stands mostly facing the camera. Alexander, in typical white shirt and black tux combo, is mostly in profile, staring at Taika. His tongue is poking out of his mouth and he looks smitten.
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Modern AU Ed would totally be staring at the Stiddies like this. No arguments accepted.
Black and white image of Taika Waititi and Rita Ora in evening wear. He wears a white jacket and shirt, and black pants. She wears a white plunging dress.
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I just need to tell you that, maybe three weeks ago, I had precisely ONE fic tab open, and I was genuinely worried OFMD fan writing was waning. And then the Big Bang hit, plus many new fics, and now I have 40-odd tabs open. I love you guys.
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