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I'm here to howl into the void, not to build an audience. If I follow you, it's because you posted something great.

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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The guy doing the dogpound to this is certainly making a choice.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wait until you learn that most "financial advisors" and "wealth planners" just use basic investment software and have no special insight into much of anything, and that 99% of their actual job is acting as hand-holders for wealthy people as they endlessly worry about things like what new car to buy.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wait until you learn that most "financial advisors" and "wealth planners" just use basic investment software and have no special insight into much of anything, and that 99% of their actual job is acting as hand-holders for wealthy people as they endlessly worry about things like what new car to buy.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
2 Pretty 2 Woman
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just watched a block of raw '90s MTV that someone clearly uploaded from an old VHS. There was an ad for one of those discount long-distance cards. Jesus ... remember having to use phone cards? Kind of better in some ways. Kept check-in calls to the fam short, at least.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What is the purpose of this post?
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bummer. So what's your plan? Assuming a blue wave in the midterms, what are YOU going to do to fix this?
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Let's. Get. Dangerous.
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
i'm tired of seeing “escalating ai capabilities” reported as if it is a fact. let's be clear this claim does not rest on transparent, well-defined, independently validated metrics, but is inferred from model behaviours elicited by humans and measured through opaque, poorly designed evaluations
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ME: it is the middle of September and it is almost 80 degrees outside. it still feels a little early to be drinking pumpkin spice coff- STAPLES: merry christmas you piece of shit
K cup display with peppermint bark coffee and peppermint Swiss miss in goddamn September
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm not even suggesting that we stop using these technologies. What I am saying is that we need to start getting comfortable telling the dipshit, rent-thirsty wannabe oligarchs "No thanks, we're good." We need leaders and representatives who will tell them "Nah, not interested."
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I get that it would be a real loss for many people, and that it would be a hassle for virtually everyone, but as a society we need to remember that all of this tech stuff is optional. It doesn't need to come at the cost of the stuff we care about, like health care and social justice.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One of the best parts about coming of age before the internet is being 100% confident that we don't need any of this shit. Not just AI, crypto, IoT and streaming media, or even social media and smartphones. Email? Don't need it. Online retail? Nah. Websites? Meh. We can just stop this at any time
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Report Reveals Jesus Christ May Have Benefited From Father’s Influential Position To Gain High-Powered Role As Lord And Savior theonion.com/report-reveals-jesus-c…
Report Reveals Jesus Christ May Have Benefited From Father’s Influential Position To Gain High-Powered Role As Lord And Savior
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh hell yeah!
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Batman Day, you say? Well, here is the 1926 Old Dark House horror-mystery-comedy THE BAT.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The best part about Saturday morning Bluesky infighting is that you can just unfollow everyone involved and get on with your life. Which person has the true moral highground? Who was rightfully offended, and who needs to grow up an apologize? Doesn't matter. Both lose access to my attention.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cool. The people in charge of those projects should be held criminally liable. The AI isn't the issue, the lack if accountability from the people using the AI is.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/09/2026
This is such a great thread because it tells you instantly how to answer the supposedly intractable regulation problem: liability, potentially joint liability, for the person who set up the AI system.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not exactly. Brain-friend opportunist and autocracy supporter Joe Rogan three some spaghetti at the wall in an attempt to salvage his podcast's declining download stats so he can retain his unmerited wealth.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Brain-friend opportunist and autocracy supporter Joe Rogan three some spaghetti at the wall in an attempt to salvage his podcast's declining download stats so he can retain his unmerited wealth.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dong Board Meeting
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dong Board Meeting
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The fix is to hold AI companies criminally liable for the damage their products do. If OpenAI made blenders that occasionally exploded into shrapnel, they'd be found criminally negligent. They could be sued for obvious harm. This WILL happen to AI companies eventually. That's the fix. Accountability
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There is nothing of substance here. This lady has no idea what the tour contracts say, she's just talking generally about contract law. All she says is "it's complicated."
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
But they were all of them deceived, for another Duran was made
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have just learned about "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality"; and, y'all,
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fuck it, let's get weird.
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Andrew Pope @andrewpope.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
An ally in his own way.
Batman demands someone is pumped full of testosterone.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Compare to Ezra's active ingredients
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hardest of hard passes.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
To live—perchance to mas. Ay, there’s the rub! For in that life of mas what chalupas may come
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lemme save you a click: It's a promotional item at Slim Chickens, a chain I've never heard of.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Weird how the answer to bad AI policyy always seems to be "we need more money for AI." It's almost like this whole thing is a scam.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's also helpful to remember who these lo-fi things are for. They're for young people doing things like homework. It's basically a video game soundtrack for real life.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You put it on in the background while you're studying or working. It's familiar and calming, and the animation gives you something to look at if you need to zone out for a moment. It's not all that different from putting on a playlist of familiar songs and having a window to look out of.
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Robots asking humans if they're robots, humans asking robots if they're humans what are we even doing lol this sucks
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One day, my genius will be recognized.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Make a band deadly: Portiswarhead
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Make a band deadly: Stone Temple Kamikaze Pilots
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
James Dean seemed like the kind of guy who would have developed some troubling behaviors and personal views had he stuck around.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I thought this was COSTCO at first, and was immediately like "Yeah, they could probably make that work."
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When they eventually make a movie about this time, please don't put the male politicians in good suits. IMO, the ugly, low rent tailoring should be part of the story.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran has been officially dropped from my future attention and listening time due to his de facto support of the genocide of Palestinians. Fuck you, Ed.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Make a band deadly: Hootie & The Blowfish Toxin
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Make a band deadly: Iron Butterfly Knife
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Make a band deadly: Silverelectricchair
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
that a Sysadmin at a mid-sized company would NEVER allow typical users to have for normal operations. The AI isn't tha good, OpenAI's team is that bad.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The issue is that OpenAI's own people didn't bother to check the permissions they'd given the agents, or spend a few minutes thinking through how the permissons allowed could be adapted and misused. In other words, OpenAI's bad computer science allowed their agents to "escape" conditions ...
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