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I'm here to howl into the void, not to build an audience. If I follow you, it's because you posted something great.

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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The guy doing the dogpound to this is certainly making a choice.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wait until you learn that most "financial advisors" and "wealth planners" just use basic investment software and have no special insight into much of anything, and that 99% of their actual job is acting as hand-holders for wealthy people as they endlessly worry about things like what new car to buy.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
2 Pretty 2 Woman
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just watched a block of raw '90s MTV that someone clearly uploaded from an old VHS. There was an ad for one of those discount long-distance cards. Jesus ... remember having to use phone cards? Kind of better in some ways. Kept check-in calls to the fam short, at least.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Let's. Get. Dangerous.
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
i'm tired of seeing “escalating ai capabilities” reported as if it is a fact. let's be clear this claim does not rest on transparent, well-defined, independently validated metrics, but is inferred from model behaviours elicited by humans and measured through opaque, poorly designed evaluations
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ME: it is the middle of September and it is almost 80 degrees outside. it still feels a little early to be drinking pumpkin spice coff- STAPLES: merry christmas you piece of shit
K cup display with peppermint bark coffee and peppermint Swiss miss in goddamn September
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One of the best parts about coming of age before the internet is being 100% confident that we don't need any of this shit. Not just AI, crypto, IoT and streaming media, or even social media and smartphones. Email? Don't need it. Online retail? Nah. Websites? Meh. We can just stop this at any time
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Report Reveals Jesus Christ May Have Benefited From Father’s Influential Position To Gain High-Powered Role As Lord And Savior theonion.com/report-reveals-jesus-c…
Report Reveals Jesus Christ May Have Benefited From Father’s Influential Position To Gain High-Powered Role As Lord And Savior
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh hell yeah!
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Batman Day, you say? Well, here is the 1926 Old Dark House horror-mystery-comedy THE BAT.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The best part about Saturday morning Bluesky infighting is that you can just unfollow everyone involved and get on with your life. Which person has the true moral highground? Who was rightfully offended, and who needs to grow up an apologize? Doesn't matter. Both lose access to my attention.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/09/2026
This is such a great thread because it tells you instantly how to answer the supposedly intractable regulation problem: liability, potentially joint liability, for the person who set up the AI system.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not exactly. Brain-friend opportunist and autocracy supporter Joe Rogan three some spaghetti at the wall in an attempt to salvage his podcast's declining download stats so he can retain his unmerited wealth.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dong Board Meeting
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
But they were all of them deceived, for another Duran was made
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have just learned about "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality"; and, y'all,
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fuck it, let's get weird.
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Andrew Pope @andrewpope.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
An ally in his own way.
Batman demands someone is pumped full of testosterone.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Compare to Ezra's active ingredients
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
To live—perchance to mas. Ay, there’s the rub! For in that life of mas what chalupas may come
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Robots asking humans if they're robots, humans asking robots if they're humans what are we even doing lol this sucks
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Make a band deadly: Portiswarhead
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Make a band deadly: Stone Temple Kamikaze Pilots
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
James Dean seemed like the kind of guy who would have developed some troubling behaviors and personal views had he stuck around.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When they eventually make a movie about this time, please don't put the male politicians in good suits. IMO, the ugly, low rent tailoring should be part of the story.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Make a band deadly: Hootie & The Blowfish Toxin
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Make a band deadly: Iron Butterfly Knife
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Make a band deadly: Silverelectricchair
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Thought you'd never ask, my dude.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is an epic, reputation-ending level of cringe.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Change a letter, change a movie Pretty Homan
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Change a letter, change a movie The Kink's Speech
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Chang a letter, change a movie The List Dragon
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
More board games than I expected.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Surely, there must be some way to salvage the contracts we've made using the educational-AI grift. What about if it was just a little AI, just as a treat?"
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I watched L7 shave a guy's head after a 3rd stage poetry slam at Loolapalooza.
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tramp Stamp: Avengers ... ASSEMBLE!
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Huh ... that's worth knowning.
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Walter (🎃👻 RIP 🪦💀) @nedzeppelin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Read the fuckin room, guy
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Then they came for Milo Yiannopoulos and I said nothing because you know how when you’re trying to talk without laughing that just makes you laugh harder
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Change a letter, change a movie A Few Food Men
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Change a letter, change a movie How Stella Got Her Groove Wack
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Change a letter, change a movie Logan's Rum
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Change a letter, change a movie Yohimbo
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Change a letter, change a movie The Breakfast Chub
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Change a letter, change a movie The Princess Bribe
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: The King's Off-The-Cuff Remarks
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Poker Deck @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: The Hateful Seven Eighths
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