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@pocketshrimp.bsky.social
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monster hunter, armored core, and i guess warhammer now

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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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SuperRAD 🍋 @superrad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
gigginox deserves better
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 6 Steam Early Access codes for SHROOM AND GLOOM from @teamlazerbeam.bsky.social and @devolverdigital.com. Giveaway ends Sept 14th - 6 PM PT. Early access available now on Steam store.steampowered.com/app/3271280/...
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Project Kinodämmerung: Noel @ Wings of Theve @venomnoel1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
post by leyawn

jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
jordan
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A few more tweets from members of Congress condemning a streamer in defense of Israel and then Americans will be able to afford groceries. Keep posting. You're so close.
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 11/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky, here’s your copy of the Communist Manifesto and here’s your first Warhammer 40k box set.
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pocket_shrimp @pocketshrimp.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oh god not again
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
such a classic scene
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this
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JessEviltelli @mamavitelli.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
We’ve set up a video game hot take show inside of Big Walk. Welcome to Big Talk Our first episode is up on the Restart.Run socials IG/TikTok/YT Shorts We would love to bring more people on the show
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Joey Ferris @ferriswheelpro.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"Let PlayStation have a Wii U generation" goes so hard.
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pocket_shrimp @pocketshrimp.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Its a great episode and i think you did a great job tying in your guests specialties and how it influences their experience with fighting games. Bro you were trying your hardest to get bowling some airtime. Fuck the haters
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
he puts me through so much bullshit man
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Letterbox is the best social media app because it’s 99% finding cool new movies from friends and 1% like a Free Willy Stan gets mad at you
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Mom @milph.mom · 09/07/2026
Everyone imagines in an Armored Core setting, they’d get a Red Baron-esque intimidating nickname like Nineball Seraph or White Glint whereas if it was the enemies realistically watching you fumble about, in order to besmirch you, you’d probably get called Dipshit-2 or The Scrunt.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 07/07/2026
degrowth larry summers on Twitter
@nkulw

Great time to be a hater, many things suck and many people are stupid
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The Weeniest YO HO HOI 🏳️‍🌈 @ssj3goku90.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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pocket_shrimp @pocketshrimp.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Silent Hill ass baseball game
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Infant Annihilator Change Name to Avoid Association with Israel thehardtimes.net/music/infant...
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Infant Annihilator Change Name to Avoid Association with Israel
HULL, U.K. — Extreme metal provocateurs Infant Annihilator are changing their name in an effort to minimize any association with the State... Read the full masterpiece
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Essem @essem.space · 16/06/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK
Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole @andrewfleer.com actually collecting the ingredients for this for some reasonIt's so wet

An unbaked Gatorade casserole 
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‪Fleer‬
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Update: 30 minutes later, it's still very wet.

Maybe 20 more minutes?







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We're going to try just a little longer. 

For the record, it smells horrid

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After an hour, I think this is the best we're gonna get

Baked Gatorade "casserole" 
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Gatorade casserole soup in a bowl 
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It smells like hot tuna, with a lingering sweetness of the Gatorade
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Cullen 💖💜💙 @cullensart.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The prophecy has been fulfilled.
Screenshot of a tweet of Harada at Waffle House in Atlanta. Tweet text says “I finally made it to WAFFLE HOUSE. The staff are always friendly, and when I asked if they would sell me a menu, they sold me one for $5. Next time, I will be back at 3 a.m. for fight time. #WAFFLEHOUSE

There are also photos of him in front of Waffle House, him posing menacingly with a chair, him inside Waffle House, and his waffle.
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😈™ @cooltimesonline.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Lmao
Chart showing share of federal filings by pro se litigants spiking from 10-12% to 17% upon the release of ChatGPT
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
a lot of gaming is just playing dolls
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
figuring out that geiko (geisha) are basically party princesses for adults
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Tom Schalk - Voice Actor Guy @tomschalk.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Gamestop: worst thing they could say is no Ebay:
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Iron Pineapple @ironpineapple.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
lock in bro, we’re whimsy-maxxing and curiosity mogging
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pocket_shrimp @pocketshrimp.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
It's only NOS if it's from the Toretto region, otherwise it's just nitrous oxide
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Peach Saliva @peachsaliva.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Playing with our kid and @patstaresat.bsky.social taught our son to tell me I have "children's puzzle cope" and I'm mad about it.
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 23/04/2026
good morning!! it's that time again!!
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It's Chaos, Be Kind @atomicovermind.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
For the 90s headz, From @jakearmy_ on Instagram.
A three panel comic. In the top panel a colorful orange crab raises both its claws and says "YOOOO! Mezzanine beetle! What's up my brotha! In the second panel a stag beetle says to himself "this fucking guy, here we go." The third panel features both the stag beetle and the crab. The stag beetle says "sigh. Hey prodigy crab.) the joke here is that the crab is from the cover of an album by the techno band the prodigy, and the stag beetle is from the cover of the album mezzanine by massive attack. And boy, writing this out has me thinking it sounds like Werner Herzog telling a joke.
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Archi 🛜 @archimedys.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
LMAO... HEAR.. FEEL.. THINK.. JOLLIBEE...
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note
"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope."

Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war.

A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic.

Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope.

https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"
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pocket_shrimp @pocketshrimp.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Bad time to be a car boy living in carlifornia
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pocket_shrimp @pocketshrimp.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
My gas is 6.08 🙃
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
SEGA
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Here comes all the unfunny shit
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Goss Sheridan @ SPX @katesheridanart.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
taking a few bird + plant sprig commissions! email katesheridanart@gmail.com with your bird, your plant, and any relevant reference
Commissions, $150 single $200 pair. Pay on sketch approval, minimal edits. Three exmples are shown of drawings of a scissor tailed flycatcher with a sprig of Indian blanket, a male and female cardinal with goldenrod, and california quail and poppy.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Your brain: do I hear an encore?
You, in bed "shut the fuck up, holy hell"
Brain " Right about now it's time to rock with the bickity Buck Bumble"
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Perfect
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I respect Luigi of Mario & Luigi more than I do Mario, because while Mario is naturally gifted and full of courage Luigi is a timid humiliating creature who still endeavors to protect those around him
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D Feit 🎃🧛 @feitclub.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Leon S Kennedy in Resident Evil 4 dashing through a village with a word balloon
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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SuperRAD 🍋 @superrad.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
More than once I have gotten a comment saying "capitalism can't be bad because it gave us fallout and Bethesda" which already sounds fucking hilarious and juvenile, but I would gladly give up product for better living.
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James @nitrorad.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
you KNOW she was the kid that wouldn't shut up about hacking her PSP
grace Ashcroft
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