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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 8h

@rjcity.bsky.social Just heard your comments on Ben. I too wish he would have beat the shit out of you on Hey (complimentary). Maybe that should have been the last episode?

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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

That was a wonderful tribute show and I hope I never have to see another one of these for a long long long time. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Man poor @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social. You’re doing great, buddy! I know this is incredibly difficult!

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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Welcome to the suck, John Harbaugh.

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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Maybe the Chiefs Defense should find a way to cover 28. Just a thought.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

every single republican president of my lifetime has started a war in the middle east and destroyed the economy

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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Now hearing word that the Jolly Green Giants have pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour. Still awaiting a response from the Shitty Beatles.

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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

We’ve had two unsportsmanlike conducts after the trailing team scored today: Stefon Diggs and Javonte Williams. Both cost their respective team a crucial point. The crazy part is that both are veterans (Diggs especially) and should know better.

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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

the Singletary swing passes will continue until morale improves

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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

If that isn’t OPI on CeeDee Lamb I don’t know what the hell is.

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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

have never related more, my girl

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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

My buddy took Eli Raridon in the 12th round of a redraft league. WHAT DID HE KNOW?!?

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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The NFL hot takes are a-flowin’ on the other app. And I like both Kay Adams and Adam Schein but this is ridiculous.

Back to back tweets from Kay Adams and Adam Schein that directly contradict each other on the success of the Green Bay Packers. Kay tries to make a case for Jordan Love for MVP and Adam says the Packers won’t win more than six games. Both takes are insane.

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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Preshow card could be a Pay Per View on its own! #AEWAllIn

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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 20/08/2026

Republican President

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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

A narrative I’ve seen over the past two years is how shocked everybody is at Trump’s 2nd term. I think we are all memory-holing just how awful Trump 1 was and that we barely survived it and our institutions barely held based on the heroic actions of a handful of people who are no longer in power.

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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

“I’m worried if I get the Covid vaccine, the government will use 5G to track my whereabouts at all times.” - Sent from my iPhone

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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Facebook is beyond cooked. Feed is nothing but this WNBA trans shit. And a bunch of people in the comments section cheering it on. This is a literal made-up boogeyman that conservatives need to invent because they’re going to get their shit pushed in in November.

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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win one of two $25 Gamesplanet credit (US Store) courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway ends on August 7 at 6 PM PT Summer Sale is live until August 10th buff.ly/PPrdUgT #ad

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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Anytime best tweets get brought up, this one is my go-to response.

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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

@seanshards.zone I *think* it was you who gave me the code?

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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea

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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

@drewmagary.bsky.social With France all but out I’m starting to think that it might be comin’ ‘ome.

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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning. He said…”3 o clock.”

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

You’ve heard of the Midas Touch? Well this is like that, but it’s poop. He turns everything into poop.

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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

BAHHH HAHAHAHA EVERYTHING TRUMP TOUCHES DIES

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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

It’s okay @lucyjames.games everybody shits their pants at one point or another.

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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

My sister in law is stranded at the airport with an indefinite delay because of Trump’s masturbatory day of flyovers. Happy birthday America!

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

stopping a one on one messi shot with your dick is a generational story to tell

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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

mad how the defining cultural image of Steamboat Willie is Mickey whistling and driving the boat, and not the bit where he plays a pig's nipples as a musical instrument while it shrieks in pain

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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

You cannot convince me at all that the Knicks lose that game if Trump doesn’t attend and the fans are forced to go through TSA lines hours before game time and no foot traffic is allowed in Midtown and no watch parties outside the garden. Just immaculate fucking the vibes up. Great job Dolan. SMD.

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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! FUCK YOU GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY CITY! #nbafinals

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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 04/06/2026

"FOR TONY SCHIAVONE! FOR TAZ! FOR EXCALIBUR! FIX YOUR HEARTS OR *DIE*!!!!!! *THIS* IS ALL ELITE WRESTLING!!!!!" - @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social #AEWDynamite

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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

@bowensofficial.bsky.social I’m at the show. You did fucking awesome tonight congrats on a great match!

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