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Justin Seagull

@pocketseagull.bsky.social
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Video games, fantasy football, karaoke, and rasslin.

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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 7h
That was my first thought actually. “Trejo’s in this? That clocks. He never says no to anything.”
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 7h
Do you have any stats for just how bad Cam Ward has been? Or do we just have the eye test and the numbers are actually promising?
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Too much time for…DeShaun Watson?
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Once you pick up the controller, absolutely. But everything it takes to get you to that point is fucking awful.
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They spent two straight minutes in the Miami game with play stopped while a chain gang holder fainted in the heat. I was like “guys I hope he’s okay too but there are literally 7 other games happening right now.”
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That was a first down on the second effort, no?
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And that was a first down and they marked it short?
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“We essentially did full-price early access.”
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I heard this once and it made me chuckle: Interdimensional travel exists, it’s just that nobody comes here because we are known throughout the other dimensions as “that one.”
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was into him when he was simply in NXT and feuding with Adam Cole. I always respect celebrities that respect the craft. That’s all I’m willing to cop to.
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’ve had this memory and this guy burned in my brain for 35 years (plus Macaulay, who Gorilla Monsoon referred to as “that youngster.”)
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“They’re not going to kidnap or kill me.” That’s your answer.
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This was a George Carlin comedy bit in the 90s. Wouldn’t surprise me if a company decided to sponsor the execution too. “Budweiser would jump at that shit in half a minute.”
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If Team America isn’t on the list I’m gonna be upset.
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Matt Damon Puppet Dancing
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Look how fucking far down the list Gaetz is lol
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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State Farm: Gotta Be Quicker Than That
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Even from a strategic standpoint, the type of people this stuff moves the needle for were never going to vote for her in the first place. And she risks alienating a group of people in South Carolina who probably would like her to stand up for the disenfranchised. I just don’t get it.
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Unless somebody forces him out he has no incentive to leave. And who is going to actually put hands on him? He probably thinks the biggest mistake he made in 2021 was deciding to leave.
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good get. I couldn’t finish the interview. He was giving me a headache.
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It could also be Michael Jordan’s “Republicans also buy sneakers” thought process but instead of just “Republicans” it’s now “Racists, Fascists and Nazis,” so…congrats Glen?
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I do feel like if you paid him enough, Alex Jones himself would totally do it.
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oui!
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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DeAndre Jordan's Iconic Dunkface
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We need to try and bring Tony to the ‘Tory @tonyheyl.bsky.social @backyarddinosaurs.bsky.social @kennyevil.bsky.social
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The answer to your question was no. Nobody remembered Trump’s first presidency. I don’t know why anybody is surprised what’s happening today is happening. Did people forget he tear-gassed protestors in order to hold up a Bible?
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah that’s what I think he means. Take out the average gas prices in big cities and the average isn’t too bad. Which is completely wrong too.
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean it was the Titans and Cardinals. And the Commies are coming up. Hardly a murderer’s row of teams.
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My concern lies not with the AI, but with the cretins overseeing it. You’re absolutely right that it can be turned off. My concern is that the Musks and the Altmans and the Amodeis and the Huangs will refuse to have them turned off.
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just like most catastrophes in 24!
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Digital Countdown | Contagem Regressiva
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My first thought was “no, not President Palmer!”
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24 David Palmer
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Human Behavior music video by Bjork. Still can’t watch it to this day. And I’m 43.
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Same I knew there was a scenario a few years back where the Jets were involved, but because it was the Jets I assume they were not the beneficiary of if.
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m just gonna read the first six words and not a word more.
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hmm. Must have heard me.
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Doubs has been atrocious since coming to New England.
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My culture is not your quarterback!!!
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Yakk (Wakko Warner) Dances on World Map
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t trust anything a blue check says that they actually mean because there is a monetary incentive for engagement, no matter what kind of engagement.
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well I think he changed his mind about how his base feels about Hitler, and considering how things have gone in this country the past decade or so, he might be…right?
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@rjcity.bsky.social Just heard your comments on Ben. I too wish he would have beat the shit out of you on Hey (complimentary). Maybe that should have been the last episode?
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think people just expect their shiny new toy to drop every seven years, without an understanding of the changing landscape.
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Donald Glover Reacts with 'Good'
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Candygram for Bryce!
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Take a breather, Aubrey. You guys earned it. Well done show. Hopefully the last one of these for a long while.
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That was HEAVY.
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That was a wonderful tribute show and I hope I never have to see another one of these for a long long long time. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When an asshole dies and people demand we not speak ill of the dead, I always respond with “you should live your life that nobody has to be reminded not to speak ill of you after you pass,” and it seems like those three did just that.
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The imagery has really been beautiful tonight. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Man poor @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social. You’re doing great, buddy! I know this is incredibly difficult!
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Justin Seagull @pocketseagull.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, must I?
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