Kari Race @pizzakari.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Hey quick Q for this guy. Can you fuck the fuck off you fucking fuck? 010
Kari Race @pizzakari.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The Legend of Billie Jeanne Dielman, 23, quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles 1113
Reposted by Kari RaceThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/10/2026“His name was Alexander, never Alex, and his hair and his suit were always immaculate.” — Agatha Fuller, local grandmatheonion.comGrandma Fondly Recalls Once Working With HomosexualGREENSBORO, NC—Growing increasingly whimsical as she unearthed the memory from decades ago, local grandma Agatha Fuller fondly recalled Friday how she had once worked with a homosexual. “His name was ... 876443
Kari Race @pizzakari.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I mean, I would rip Jackson Churio’s shirt off too if given the chance, but the man just won you the game. Let his shirt be. 020
Kari Race @pizzakari.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Disraeli is a Swiftie but also a contrarian; his favorite song from the tour was Majorie 010
Reposted by Kari RaceNick Eyeball-Bones @spybrunch.com · 02/10/2026Fred Schneider: Well it’s set way back in the middle of a field, just a funky old shack Uber driver: Sir I need you to type in the address 1102
Reposted by Kari Racelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026(boomhauer voice) yeah man I tell you what, that dang ol cheeto in that dang ol white house 593282
Kari Race @pizzakari.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I thought you were talking about children’s entertainer Raffi and was very confused 110
Kari Race @pizzakari.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I GET IT (no thank you for all the information. Truly can’t believe they didn’t censor this information) @adam807.bsky.social 010
Kari Race @pizzakari.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Every time I see a headline about Musk, I just think about Tusk, that movie by Kevin Smith about a guy either fucking or becoming a walrus (I never saw it). Any hoo, they’re the same, right? 010
Kari Race @pizzakari.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Forget about Two of Hearts (or don’t, it’s fine) and listen to Synthicide by SSQ, Stacey Q’s band before she went solo. 000
Kari Race @pizzakari.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Here’s how the best Wisconsin nights start: you’re walking to one bar and pass a different bar you’ve never been in and stop there instead. 010
Reposted by Kari Race🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota. 125123765272
Reposted by Kari RaceEmily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend 5695713412
Kari Race @pizzakari.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Naked Eyes’s debut album is PERFECT. Listen to it tonight. 110
Reposted by Kari RaceHey Remember the 80s Podcast @hrt80s.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Grab your party hat and get ready to celebrate some birthdays with Kari and Joe. Toni Basil is turning 83 (and can probably still fit into that cheerleader outfit from the "Mickey" video), Tracey Thorn is celebrating and Jennifer Rush is blowing out some candles as well.buzzsprout.comEpisode 306 - Birthday Bash - Hey! Remember the 80's?Grab your party hat and get ready to celebrate some birthdays with Kari and Joe. Toni Basil is turning 83 (and can probably still fit into that cheerleader outfit from the "Mickey" video), Tracey Thor... 101
Kari Race @pizzakari.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Joe when the crowd erupts in reference to the Bears game in the beer garden we are at, “are men okay?” 111
Kari Race @pizzakari.bsky.social · 07/09/2026This is so fucked up, I felt actual despair watching this. this is evil 000
Kari Race @pizzakari.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Ban the carceral state but also put Nathan Fielder in SUPERMAX PRISON WHERE HE BELONGS!!! 020
Kari Race @pizzakari.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I believe Celine’s best friend is her gay makeup artist but if I am expected to believe she let him live in a two-room (not two bedroom!) apartment while doing her makeup nightly during her Vegas residency, then she’s a straight up monster. Buy your GBF a fucking house Celine. 020
Kari Race @pizzakari.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I’m am extremely pissed this was not depicted in the movie. 120
Kari Race @pizzakari.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I believe that Rene proposed by putting a ring in gelato and then Celine ran around screaming I’M GETTING MARRIED in an Italian piazza. I believe Celine told Rene she was pregnant by writing B B in carrot puree. I believe Celine would threaten to eat the shit out of her babies’ diapers. 110
Kari Race @pizzakari.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I got high and watched Aline last night and holy fuck. It’s “not a true story” but I believe every fucking lunatic thing in it. I believe they listened to Celine Dion’s record nonstop AT THE VATICAN. I believe Celine was STRAIGHT UP OBSESSED with Rene from the moment she met him when she was TWELVE. 140
Kari Race @pizzakari.bsky.social · 05/09/2026“Honey Jack single with Diet Coke out of the can and mushrooms please” - only at American Legion bingo in Wisconsin 010
Reposted by Kari RaceAL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This is absolutely @pizzakari.bsky.social behavior. 111
Reposted by Kari RaceMari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Don’t go changing Ontario. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to. 011
Kari Race @pizzakari.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I’m sorry, what? Just leave your stupid fucking spouse who still plays GTA, you don’t need to make up a fake excuse. 010
Kari Race @pizzakari.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I’m sorry to have to be the one to tell you that Shrek raves are a common occurrence nationwide. 100
Kari Race @pizzakari.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Very disturbing coincidence on the timeline. @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social @rilaws.bsky.social 010
