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Pizzaguy of the Dead

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I’m Chris, delivery guy at Mario’s, home of the best Eggplant Parmigiana in the RVA. We serve anyone, living or dead. Just don’t be a jerk! (He/Him)

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Dr. Katya Vrtis @purplezebrav.bsky.social · 10h
We are going to be doing something amazing in Heilbronn at the end of this month. If you are in the area, come and meet the leading scholars of contemporary Monster Studies!
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30 Years of Monster Studies | Theater Heilbronn
Jetzt neu im Spielplan des Theaters Heilbronn! Erleben Sie unser talentiertes Ensemble im Schauspiel, Musiktheater oder Tanz: 30 Years of Monster Studies
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Dr. Katya Vrtis @purplezebrav.bsky.social · 10h
US Monster Scholars are meeting soon at UCSC! The conference is open to outside audiences, so come hear me talk about language of monstrosity and the boundaries of the human!
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2026 Festival of Monsters — The Center For Monster Studies
The 2026 Festival of Monsters academic conference (Oct. 14-16 in Santa Cruz) will explore how monsters and language intertwine with panels on monsters and communication, cursed texts, monster poetry a...
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Pizzaguy of the Dead @pizzaguyofthedead.bsky.social · 22h
People seem to always want to ignore them, but I think The Matrix 2 & 3 have interesting things to say, and I should give them another watch.
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Pizzaguy of the Dead @pizzaguyofthedead.bsky.social · 22h
Happiest of Birthdays to @alasdairstuart.com ! Here’s to many more!
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Darrell | Building Better Men @buildingbetter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some states let you register and vote in one trip, but not all. Don't assume you can walk in if you haven't checked. Head to vote.gov to be sure. Let’s get a real turnout this year. #VoteNov3 #Election2026
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Register to vote in your state | Vote.gov
Find the information you need to make registration and voting easy. Official voter registration website of the United States government.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 06/08/2023
not October yet and this dog has already won Halloween
a blue eyed Husky with a prosthetic of guts hanging out and the eyestalk creature from John Carpenter's The Thing riding on its back
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 29/09/2026
"Can a rapist’s prose elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect what empathy and accountability might look like so undergrads may successfully mimic them on paper in pursuit of avoiding just punishment." buff.ly/5na4oMY
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Announcing Cornell University’s Newest Writing Course: Rape Essays 101
“Can a rapist’s prose effectively elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect wh...
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Pizzaguy of the Dead @pizzaguyofthedead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No AI. Not even when it’s “low” art.
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Pizzaguy of the Dead @pizzaguyofthedead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes it’s an uneventful shift. And sometimes you watch a dude chasing another dude down the street stop to grab a big rock and you just gotta call 911.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please help if you can! Queen City Cat Lounge is an adoption center I visit frequently here in Vermont and their window was vandalized last night. Fortunately they had double glass for the cats' safety, but the broken outer window needs to be fixed ASAP. www.gofundme.com/f/repair-and...
Poster with a black and white screenshot of security footage showing a man peering into the front window of a cat adoption center. Text says "please help Queen City cat lounge recover. last night someone broke the window at Queen City cat lounge - an adoption center that has placed hundreds of cats in loving homes. the cats are all safe but the window needs to be replaced quickly!"
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Alasdair Stuart @alasdairstuart.com · 28/09/2026
Just stared a really fun looking ttrpg jam in the eyes for like 10 minutes, remembered what else I have to do this year and stepped away. You should do it though. itch.io/jam/sci-fi-d...
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Collaborative Derelict Jam 2026
A game jam from 2026-10-02 to 2026-11-02 hosted by Glitched Tabletop. This is the UESG Endurance, calling anyone... Mayday, Mayday... trapped in a spatial anomaly ... main engine is screaming... shiel...
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Chris Plante @plante.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Casting a very narrow line, but... Are you a historian/filmmaker/artist/academic with a deep interest/expterise in any of the Universal Monster Movies... Who also lives in SoCal and would be interested in attending an event in October?
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Pizzaguy of the Dead @pizzaguyofthedead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just saw my first Halloween decorations! Day made!
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Darrell | Building Better Men @buildingbetter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We talk a lot about the kind of country we want to build. But building that vision starts with getting the right people into office. Voting isn’t the finish line, but it is the essential first step. Don’t sit this one out. #Progress #Midterms
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Pizzaguy of the Dead @pizzaguyofthedead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hell yeah!
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Pizzaguy of the Dead @pizzaguyofthedead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Neat!
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Pizzaguy of the Dead @pizzaguyofthedead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Neat research!
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 21/09/2026
Early voting has started in some states! Vote as early as you can. In person, if you can. Be as obnoxious as possible about spreading this message. Get everyone you know to the polls. Be That Friend but for voting.
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Register to vote in your state | Vote.gov
Find the information you need to make registration and voting easy. Official voter registration website of the United States government.
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Pizzaguy of the Dead @pizzaguyofthedead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Don’t mind me, just gibbering like a Lovecraft protagonist.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 17/09/2026
Do NOT vote for anti-transgender Democrats. www.erininthemorning.com/p/the-guide-...
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The Guide To Anti-Trans Democrats In The 2026 Elections, By State
These are the Democrats that LGBTQ+ people may wish to avoid this election cycle.
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pretty BOO!!!👻👻🎃🎃😈😈🎃👻!!!😈g @inyourculture.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
wait fr??
Governor Abigail Spanberger quietly ended a rulemaking process initiated in the waning days of former-governor Glenn Youngkin's administration. The rule would have limited transgender students' ability to play sports and use facilities.
But Spanberger said over the weekend the rule is now dead.
Governor Abigail Spanberger told a crowd at Virginia Pridefest Saturday she was moved by the story of a transgender child and the issues their families face.
"And I tell you I burst into tears because of the fact that I want to make members of the
LGBTQ+ community know that you have a governor that values your community," Spanberger said from the Pridefest stage.
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Pizzaguy of the Dead @pizzaguyofthedead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tagging @blumineck.bsky.social because I think he should see the support when it’s there.
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Amy-Leigh Shaw @diveamydive.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
All that “put the fries in the bag” stuff ever does is reveals that online reactionaries believe everyone is as afraid of hard work as they are. I worked almost every role McDonald’s has, and it was a great job full of interesting, supportive teammates. Never look down on the people who feed you.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I can't believe I lost over a million followers for saying that billionaires are bad. Please repost and follow me if you agree billionaires are bad.
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Kurt Busiek @kurtbusiek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The people with the most power in the world are targeting the people with the least, and I think they should all burn in hell.
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Pizzaguy of the Dead @pizzaguyofthedead.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This sounds about right.
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Darrell | Building Better Men @buildingbetter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Folks, it’s September, and November is coming up fast. If we want to move things in a better direction, showing up to vote is step one. It’s not the whole journey, but it’s the necessary start. Make sure you’re registered today. #Vote #Midterms
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tragically today, it’s the 386th anniversary of the death of René Descartes’ daughter Francine at the age of just five—to which he responded by building a robot daughter he took everywhere with him until she was murdered by superstitious sailors, hastening the philosopher’s own death Well... 🧵
A dramatic illustration showing a man in 17th century clothes raising an automaton/doll above his head as he prepares to throw it over the side of a ship
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Pizzaguy of the Dead @pizzaguyofthedead.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sometimes the universe syncs up and gives you something you need. This popped up on the iPod of Doom right as I’m kicking myself and feeling down. Maybe this will get to someone else that needs it. I hope so. youtube.com/watch?v=WC5F...
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Audioslave - Be Yourself (Album Version)
YouTube video by AudioslaveVEVO
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Pizzaguy of the Dead @pizzaguyofthedead.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Court advisors can never be trusted.
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Pizzaguy of the Dead @pizzaguyofthedead.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yay!
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Pizzaguy of the Dead @pizzaguyofthedead.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Pass. Don’t really see any really useful way to “both sides” Ebineezer Fucking Scrooge.
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Pizzaguy of the Dead @pizzaguyofthedead.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Doing my best to be so.
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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
ORPHANED CATS NEED FOREVER HOME IN NORTHEAST (PLEASE READ *ENTIRE* THREAD) My wife's childhood friend died Thursday, leaving his two *mildly* special-needs cats. The elder, Wally, is about 13. ABSOLUTELY affectionate cat; GLORIOUSLY dim. His only issue is that he poops in bathtubs if given a chance
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Pizzaguy of the Dead @pizzaguyofthedead.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Heads up coffee and tea folks. Solidarity.
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Pizzaguy of the Dead @pizzaguyofthedead.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
In the House, In a Heartbeat, from 28 Days Later fame, just came in the iPod of Doom and I got to thinking about The None Temple. Especially the last beat, when [REDACTED] is asked “ Do we help them?” and his response is “Yeah, of course we do.” This might be a small thread.
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Pizzaguy of the Dead @pizzaguyofthedead.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Joining in Grabby Hands.
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The Intercept @theintercept.com · 16/08/2026
Somewhere in a sweltering desert, cockroaches scurry around the cell of Carlitos Ricardo Parias. He holds up a plastic bottle, gazing at the worm-like creatures swimming in his water. His other arm is turning purple from a gunshot wound for which he says he hasn’t received proper medical care.
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Pizzaguy of the Dead @pizzaguyofthedead.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
You never really k ow what you’re going to find on a delivery run. Sometimes you score more than just a tip.
A DVD of Terminator: Dark Fate, held triumphantly in hand.
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If Bluesky was really as dead as they say, could I do THIS?? (okay I am going to need this to do big numbers)
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
CSA/DV survivors: mute Max Miller right now if you are not in an okay place.
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Pizzaguy of the Dead @pizzaguyofthedead.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=i18G... When the groove kicks in o. Your delivery run and things become cool. Thanks iPod of Doom!
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Nine Inch Nails x Portishead - Sunspots / Machine Gun (Dreams of Collapse Mashup)
YouTube video by Dreams Of Collapse
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Cleo👠✨ @ozgib.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Jeanne Gibson, known worldwide as Rosie the Riveter, passed away on 29th July 2026 at the remarkable age of 100. Thank you Jeanne for giving women a symbol of strength when we were told we had none. 💋💪🏻💘
Image of jeanne in her 90's doing her famous pose with the famous outfit onOriginal rosie illustration poster
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Pizzaguy of the Dead @pizzaguyofthedead.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Road ghosts. Driving places that are half-remembered and thinking about the ghosts associated with the places. Not all of it good, so trying also to let it rest.
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Pizzaguy of the Dead @pizzaguyofthedead.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Big thanks to @pseudopod.org for sharing their invite link! Awesome stories and awesome people.
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Pizzaguy of the Dead @pizzaguyofthedead.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I want to take these anti-trans fucks and fucking, I don’t know, Ghost Rider Penance Stare them or something.
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The ghost is often a truth trying to be known. - Trad. Hookland maxim #Ghosts
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Alasdair Stuart @alasdairstuart.com · 17/07/2026
I'm not saying don't talk about the bad stuff. You have to, because people need to be warned. I AM saying that if we spent the same amount of time boosting the good stuff people missed, the bad stuff would die faster. Like it deserves to.
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Will Weaver ⛈️ @willweatherrva.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The air quality alert for the #RVA area (and in fact much of Virginia) has been upgraded to code purple. This means that the air quality has reached very unhealthy levels that could be dangerous for all people. Avoid strenuous outdoor activity if at all possible. #vawx
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