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@pizzaforever.bsky.social
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I am pizza. I am words.

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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Games 1 and 2...no pizza Game 3.....had pizza Gonna have more pizza tomorrow. Go Padres
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Please do not share a pie with the Astros. Cheaters don't deserve pizza. Shove their face in a cactus instead. Nopales are delicious
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
You love to see it. Maybe even more than a fresh margherita
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Once saw him score live. Did not have pizza that night. Mistakes were made. Michael Parkhurst.
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Art. Pizza. Culture. Invest where it matters and get the rewards
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
@hankgreen.bsky.social William Hanklin Harrisgreen, I must ask an important question: where do you stand on pizza? Does your brother claim full pizza control in the family? Why do you only publicly talk about pizza commercially and not personally? Do you like me?
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
I think the only ad I've ever for that was the Jamie Lee Curtis Activia catalog. But pizza is for you when you're cozy, chilling, complacent, cool, cruising on the couch.
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
When will Kamala guarantee hand-tossed pizza in every school in this great nation??? We must send the cuddles straight to hell
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
@chrislhayes.bsky.social many are saying they want you to publicly spread the word of pizza's endorsement of Kamala Harris and the Dems. Will you do the right thing and find a slice of time on your show to do this? Be cheesy if you must. I'm not here for the upper crust. I'm a pie for the people.
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
I asked Erica out on a date for a Tuesday. She was sunshine and full of excellent energy. We had coffee. She introduced me to her keychain, Scott the dinosaur. I was gonna ask her out to dinner that weekend. Are was dead Thursday. DUI crash as a passenger. She was 21.
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
media.tenor.com
a pizza with pepperoni and cheese has a smiley face on it
ALT: a pizza with pepperoni and cheese has a smiley face on it
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
And in the summer we should take another hour of the workday for a pizza lunch
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Pizza, pizza, pizza, fresca, pizza, oreos
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Can't be worse than that snoozer Dave neal from umass-State. Dude could ruin a pizza easily.
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Pizza is love. Polar Seltzer is life.
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Pizza for me. Pizza for you. Nate silver is a piece of poo.
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Porn, Pizza, Puck. All you need
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Don't blame me. I am forever blameless
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
This is beautiful. This is the type of person who deserves a pizza. Follow the creatively passionate people in your life and you'll have a fulfilling existence
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
What if I pulled out some favors and it was pizza out of the trunks and garlic knots out the exhaust?
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
I hate being brought up by that fool. Eat pizza but just not weth the mini soldier
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #99,220! Pizza for everyone
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 30/04/2024
What's cool about looking back at the history of college protests is that 19 year old students have been right about every single American war, and the esteemed Harvard educated opinion writers at the New York Times have been wrong about every single American war.
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
Had a frozen pizza tonight. You know it went down nice. Did burn a finger though. Pizza through the pain.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
spending time with coworkers doesn’t make you less lonely because your coworkers aren’t your friends
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
Somehow had a code and I snagged it on a whim. Was one of the first 100,000. Initially posted legit now I am pizza, bringer of slices, followed by many SWers and Stovey. And I hang out with the college football freaks too. Calzones are trans pizza. Support all pizza.
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
A calzone is a pizza that's transitioned. Support them today on national calzone Day
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
The world needs more dick appreciation. Just the boys talking about a good hog they saw when sneaking a peek in the bathroom or in a porn scene. Uh, I mean, any fruit is good on me. I'm a food of the proletariat. If someone sells me for $10 a slice, firebomb them.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 24/10/2023
one thing I don’t think a lot of people have internalized is how much worse a second Trump term will be they aren’t neophytes anymore this time they have plans, one of which is replacing basically every federal bureaucrat with a 25 year old groyper it will get very bad very fast
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Boo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 23/10/2023
One of the most important things to understand about rich libertarian-types is that they view the concept of social goods and human rights as a deep affront to their "liberty". The most hardcore ones fundamentally view human life as a luxury good.
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ApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
I think there's something to the theory that the AMPTP agreed to negotiate after they saw the backlash against Drew Barrymore 10 yrs ago, social media would've been full of bitching about fave TV shows being on hiatus. Now everyone is going after scabs even if they're cute lil white ladies
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
@jonathanchait.bsky.social is here. Blue sky was missing a spineless lap dog to launder the right's talking points to *Checks notes* A site full of trans folk and leftists. He's as useless as a henway. Fuck outta here. Pizzeria ain't open for you.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
the history of science
newton doing a prism alongside assistant. speech bubbles:
newton: i like them thicc af 
assistant: but sir newton we can’t write that
newton: then write this: the greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Amazing work everybody, keep it up!!
Fox: Police shortages reported nationwide amid record-low morale and recruitment
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
I can't post hole. I can't post ass. I can't post hog. The sadness of being a slice of pizza.
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
What do I want to see from you here? "Account no longer exists" and nothing more. I know you (the person posting) is just some low-level social drone but your transphobic editorial board can go fall down a well. Don't order me.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 16/09/2023
If you've made it to the end of this thread, my only request is that you share it with others. So many people suffered because of this denialism, and it frankly burns me up that this dark legacy has been made to disappear without a fuss. www.motherjones.com/politics/200...
motherjones.com
Foo Fighters, HIV Deniers
A platinum-selling alt-rock group may be endangering their fans by promoting a dangerous myth.
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
a capybara on a trans pride flag background with the text

"EVERY TIME YOU RESKEET THIS CAPY

A TRANSPHOBIC STATE LEGISLATOR DIES"
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
A local police union suffered another election loss tonight: its endorsed-candidate in the Nashville national race, Republican Alice Rolli, lost nearly 2 to 1 to Freddie O'Connell, who’ll be the next mayor.
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
The day this app allows for video it's just gonna be two factions: puppy and opossum videos on one side. Everyone else getting railed to the max on the other. I'll be sharing pizza with everyone.
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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
Do you believe in using AI to liberate humans from the artificial need to work or are you trying to disrupt the quikserv industry to help some rich jagoffs make the entire world worse for everyone in it because its the only way they can cum
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
People who genuinely care if you put pineapple on me are the most boring, mid motherfuckers on earth
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
Well there’s some good news! 😍
America's small towns are disbanding police forces, citing hiring woes
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Sean Rose the World’s Strongest @jabronisean.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
the Bluesky Experience tm
Man saying “Excited to try Bluesky, the friendlier Twitter alternative! Let me just follow some suggested popular accounts and-“Screenshot of a poster named demonicalf.freak skeeting “THE MODS BANNED DANIEL FOR SPEAKING OUT AGAINST CRULB, MEANWHILE JAMIE IS TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME AND DOGDICK BEHIND OUR BACKS?? ARIEL VALIDATED ONCE AGAIN!!!!!”Man: wh.. what the Fuck
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
Delicious to read this recap of a summer where audiences rewarded movies thst were interesting and ignored the usual slop and particularly the executives panicking they might need to figure out how to have good taste
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
new study from the No Shit Sherlock Institute just dropped
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
Made millions as a ground floor marketing VP at AOL back in the day. Got high on his own supply and pissed his money away on bad investments. Eventually stole $50,000 from his mom and, as a result, drove his sister to suicide. I'm not supposed to know the previous sentence.
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
I turn to my wife. “It seems Kafui and ‘Da King’ nuked their BlueSkys after some drama that occurred in ‘Posters Discord.’” She looks at me, frowns. Touches my ear. “Honey?” I look at her fingers. My jelly brain has finally begun to flush itself from my skull. Goodbye brain
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