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@pizzaforever.bsky.social
160 followers 188 following 555 posts

I am pizza. I am words.

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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pray to your God that we're getting delivery for Milwaukee v Tampa.
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pour hot melted cheese all over em.
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Games 1 and 2...no pizza Game 3.....had pizza Gonna have more pizza tomorrow. Go Padres
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Rest is punk as fuck in a world that profits off your exhaustion. Shoes off, pizza on the table, rest. All we need
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Biola is garbage. Apprentice can ball. Webster is called the Gorlocks. Watch ball, eat pizza
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That was "eating pizza crying over the sink at 3 am" the game.
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Waffles and tire irons?
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Read this as thermite and was VERY confused. Great way for a fast pizza though
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
121 PI in 146 games is crazy. I'll skip the pizza date with him lest he slap the slice away from me
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Please do not share a pie with the Astros. Cheaters don't deserve pizza. Shove their face in a cactus instead. Nopales are delicious
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Forever amazed how willingly shoving your brain into a vat of molten aluminum ages you as quickly and harshly as it does. I hope these people never feel the joy of a nicely folded slice again
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hi. I'm not too stupid. And please don't hold the newer far worse Celeste pies against me
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When I was a younger slice I was in Greek Life. Aepi, Jewish fraternity. Great experience and we took pride in not hazing and being a safe spot for the women in our lives and we were very aware we were an outlier. We'd here stories of other houses and just never get it. Nor surprised though.
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But Vance 'n Shit would lead to legendary memes. Just keep em away from the pizza. Don't need men complaining marinara is too spicy
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hell yeah. Congrats. You absolutely deserve to treat yourself to a pizza. I can put in a good word.
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To even bring up potentially optimizing for mental safety, ease of life, and balance makes YOU the nuts one. What is tradition but so many generations passing down trauma that no one remembers there are other options?
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This match influences my whole life. The idea that "funny isn't money" goes out the door with this one. Be funny. Be whimsy. Stand on business for your vision and your vibe. I take that energy Into everyday. No pizza joke tonight. Not the time.
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When people show you who they are FUCKING BELIEVE THEM
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Verlander was a romantic moonlight dinner. Scherzer is hand to hand combat with a rabid raccoon for the last slice in the dumpster
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My person!
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Explaining to Lil Slice what Spike TV was is gonna break my brain. Also, remember Next on MTV?
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is Tate McRae a pop star or the backup quarterback at Furman? Idk. I don't need or want to know. I hope they're a good egg regardless. Not everything needs to be mine except for the low moisture mozzarella.
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why do they always look like they think Domino's is too spicy?
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This dude cuts a round pizza into squares.
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Weak brisket. Weak spirit. Terrible coach. Would not invite over for a pizza
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But does he have a Town's House of Pizza?
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Be a stromboli
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We need to stop calling them elite. Call them the money hoarding class. And always spit on their papa John's. Lord knows they don't have the taste for the good stuff
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She's this close to having an album called Skyline with the lead single called Red Right 88
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He wanted to fuck the eagle. I have no pizza joke here
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sick? Get some pizza. Always helps.
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two more teams would be nice too. And leadership that isn't opaque as a god awful papa John's slice would be ideal as well. And let em play nine. Or make it nine for the playoffs.
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm just a slice that wants more opportunities for women in sports. Real money. Barnstorm the league (even just a little). Broadcast on cable somewhere/ouTube and not on ESPN+. If they can get those then it has legs. I just want a year two & for Hunters green gear to get back in stock.
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The cool party foods are all here watching. Go Bells
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hell yeah pal. Hell yeah! Calls for you treating yourself to a good meal. I could make a recommendation.
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Rain enriches the earth. Earth grows tomatoes Tomatoes make pizza sauce. It's a rational, reasonable thing to feel when the rain covers the land.
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thank goodness Mr and Mrs Pizza didn't buy Disney+ ad-free a day ago so Lil.Slice could watch that movie library without ads.
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I regret ever dreaming of writing for the times. Transmogrifying into pizza was the move. Get a slice today
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Excellent post
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hasan Piker? Nah Have some pizza? Yeah.
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
BAMA AIN'T NEVER WON DEM PRECINCTS IN LIVONIA, PAWWWWWLLLLL!
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Treat yourself to a whole pie, Kofie. You keep hitting home runs with the stuff you're doing. Excited to see it. And get a cold Sprite too.
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I'm the best I've ever been, that's for damn sure.
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You want a slice or the whole pie? Bring the pineapple, I don't give a fuck
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I love what you do. I pray I'm never featured by you.
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sup
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Vitaly Potapenko deserves love. And a pizza.
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
8 total shots max. Angry eating of slices will ensue
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Platner comes and goes. Pizza is eternal. Vote Troy 4 Maine, ayup
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Pizza @pizzaforever.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Thinking about pizza
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