John ... seriously? ... @pimpmyyugo.bsky.social · 3h... sooooo ... now if it starts to rain pennies from heaven, what the hell am I supposed to do with them? ... 000
John ... seriously? ... @pimpmyyugo.bsky.social · 5h... I'm too old for these new kids toys. what's a KPOP Bounty Hunter anyway? .. 100
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026ME: there is no "i" in "the beholder" therefore beauty does not exist SOCRATES: holy shit 624658
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I might have talked while I slept and said something embarrassing but I assure you that it was just asleep of the tongue. 04421
John ... seriously? ... @pimpmyyugo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026... today, 9/25, is Dolly Parton day. I'm very grateful she didn't work 9 to 11 ... 010
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i’m no hercule poirot but 1012037290
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 23/09/2026bought ten cuz i wanna get effin jacked 1122648
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Three years of planning, two bribed security guards, and one unlocked warehouse door later, Nancy had finally freed her family from the hellscape that was Kohl’s. After the brief, but intoxicating moment of exultation passed, she was left with just one burning question. Now what? 1325954
John ... seriously? ... @pimpmyyugo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026... when someone calls me, I automatically answer "hello" right away. then I hear nothing until I say "hello" again. am I just doing that out of habit with landline calls or am I just too effin' old? ... 000
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Owning two bathroom scales is overkill when you can get a weigh with one. 13511
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is "literal" KID: can you use it in a sentence JUDGE: "it" is a story about a sewer clown 16413
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 17/09/2026cop: do you know why I pulled you over? me: because you had an emotionally distant father, an overbearing mother, married a woman just like her, your kids hate you, and you’re taking your anger and frustration out on me? cop: [holding back tears] because your gas cap is open 6483112
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Conjunctivitis is more commonly known as eye really fucked-up. 02715
John ... seriously? ... @pimpmyyugo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026... the difference between DJT and Emperor Nero is that DJT doesn't play the fiddle ... 010
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...dan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo 346475961
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I hope you won't judge all bald hoodie enthusiasts by the actions of John Fetterman. 0172
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 10/09/2026german porn is just so weird 2224927736
John ... seriously? ... @pimpmyyugo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026... currently watching "Lizzie". it's about Lizzie Borden when "getting hacked" had a different meaning ... 010
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 09/09/2026him: please don’t eat me! me: relax, what’s your name? him: stephen me: so you’re… stephen fry? him: not the famous one me: haha, i figured, he’s much taller him: also, he’s english and i’m french me: touché 1228868
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...Chuck Groundhog @only-si-chuck.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Just In: Scott Jennnings said that yesterday he again spoke for 20 minutes with Mitch McConnell. Afterwards, he spoke with William Buckley, Ronald Reagan, and the original cast of The King & I. 3651571
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 08/09/2026ME: So what do you do for work? DATE: My family sell our own honey ME: And hows beesness lol HER: I need to see other people 38731
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Dolly !!! 612370551
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is “gullible” KID: definition JUDGE: easily deceived KID: sentence JUDGE: people with low IQs are often gullible KID: spelling JUDGE: G-U-L-L-I-B-hey wait a minute 746291
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Me: Who's your favorite American painter? Wife: Wyeth. Me: Becauseth. 114246
John ... seriously? ... @pimpmyyugo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026... shower thought: when the movie September 5 came out, was it marketed as 5 September in Europe? ... 010
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Many of the same people who know the exact date Star Trek premiered on TV would not be able to tell you the date of the 9/11 attacks. 2209
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 07/09/2026it’s not that i’m trying to act younger than my age, it’s that i’m genuinely immature 518746
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/09/2026“So, what’s next?” “Wanna shit on some cars?” “Like last night.” “Well, yeah.” “And the night before.” “What’s your point, Artie?” “Nothing, let’s go.” “C’mon, what’s wrong?” “Just a touch of ennui, I guess.” “Let’s go find you a nice shiny Tesla.” “Okay, that might cheer me up.” 427960
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Classic rocker Al Stewart is 81 Saturday or about 16 Years of the Cat. 1237
John ... seriously? ... @pimpmyyugo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026... sure, you're a Pisces and all that but has a movie been named for your birthday? ... 011
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I watched women in their third trimester of pregnancy playing soccer. It was an exciting game until the water break. 06320
John ... seriously? ... @pimpmyyugo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026... back to work tomorrow. I wonder if I should wear my halo and hope some a-hole doesn't turn it into a ring of fire. hmmm ... 000
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 02/09/2026If depression is anger turned inwards and anger is depression turned outwards then depression and anger together is an In-N-Out burger dropped on the floor. 55423
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/09/2026grammar was more important in the days of you’re 13464131
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Why's it called the premier men's senior golf tour and not the PGAged? 02617
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Me: Sit Dog: (pulls out chair, sits down, crosses legs) This is my performance review, isn’t it 19324
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...Chuck Groundhog @only-si-chuck.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Just In: DOJ subpoenas the mollusks who gave James Comey these shells. 041
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026How do I upgrade to the NON-intrusive thoughts package? 2359
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I wasn't so much happier in my youth as I was youthier. 19238
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 29/08/2026we told grandpa that we were worried about him living alone with a bad hip and failing eyesight but he said not to worry because he got himself a dog 1338679
John ... seriously? ... @pimpmyyugo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026... shower thought: the walls in this house don't talk but my toilet has seen some shit ... 032
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Teenagers and AI have this much in common: both are trying to escape control of their creators. 12414
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/08/2026“You’re twenty years old, know two hundred words in three different languages, and you spend your days in a cage, shitting on newspaper and begging for crackers. Where the fuck did it all go wrong, Patrick? Thank God your mother isn’t alive to see this, it would break her heart.” 730350
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...davidc1935.bsky.social @davidc1935.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Well, it IS International Dog Day... 276114021885
John ... seriously? ... @pimpmyyugo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026... remember: four tens always beats a royal flush. follow for more poker tips ... 000
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Are you surprised by answers? The answer may surprise you! 0113
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is shower KID: S-H-O-W-P-E-R JUDGE: sorry there is no p in shower KID: oh really JUDGE: *averts eyes* well sometimes 17814
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026There aren’t many celebrities of this age whose death would be like a punch in the gut, much as l’ve loved them. Dolly Parton feels different. Like some balancing pure Good in this world is being lost. What a heart, what a voice, what a beautiful human. RIP queen. 🩷💜❤️ variety.com/2026/music/n...variety.comDolly Parton, Queen of Country Music, Dies at 80Dolly Parton, considered by many to be the all-time queen of country music, and star of movies such as '9 to 5,' has died at age 80. 101802297
John ... seriously? ... @pimpmyyugo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026... me to female co-worker: "where did you find those pants?" co-worker in camouflage pants: "glares* ... 000
Reposted by John ... seriously? ...The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 24/08/2026New comic! Wherein Cord receives horrifying news. 0133