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My name is Akimbo. Titties Akimbo.

@khlamydiacolada.bsky.social
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not interested in conservatives, third-party voters (including bernie fuckbois) or lady whorebots. gay AF, so expect porn. i don't care how hot you are, if you have naked ladydoodles on your TL, i'll block you no longer on Twitter, so be careful

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AlexandriaSweet @alexandriasweet.bsky.social · 13h
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bauxzy @bauxzy.bsky.social · 21h
finally flannel season🏁
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 18h
Correct!
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Failed congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh sits on top of a sign with her friends in Bridgeview, Illinois that calls Jake Lang a pedophile.


@DRSABHAFIERCE video depicting me, her, and Demi sitting atop her truck with a screen showing Jake lang’s texts to minors and the words JAKE LANG IS A PEDO
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 13h
Today is my birthday. My birthday wish is for everyone to check their registration and vote in the midterms. Also donate to your local animal shelter. 🩷 Thank you.
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 22h
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RN Mayhem @mayhem1994.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At an Atlanta Hawks concert!
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 15h
Spirit Halloween finally found something scarier than the prices.
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Otter beef. 🦦🍯 @zekeytheotter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"You attract what you fear." I’m so scared of a big bear holding me. 🫣
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everything Pedolf Shitler says is bullshit. He couldn’t tell the truth to save his worthless, shitty life.
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Strike daddy Zach 🌈🎳❤️ @strikedaddyzach.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Come cuddle, get a smell, get a taste 👅😉
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know what a woman is. It's someone who covers their drink when Alex Mitchell walks by.
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dropkick Murphys—organized labor’s favorite band—just brought out IUPAT President Jimmy Williams at Power to the People Fest. Big cheer for unions!
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
OK then 👍💥
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m saving the oars.
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Bruce Little @brucedlittle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐎𝐛𝐚𝐦𝐚, 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Insanity 😡
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LESams @lsam22.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Dyan London @dyanlondon444.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐎𝐛𝐚𝐦𝐚, 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Joanne Freeman @jbf1755.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Welp. Rosie and I are at the Animal Medical Center. Last weekend she was panting strangely. A lot. Then she seemed fine. Yesterday afternoon, tried to regurgitate. For awhile. Stopped moving for a bit. Today, weird droppings. Strike three. We’re at the vet. Wish us luck.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I'd rather get free money from the government than have socialism, which just teaches lazy, stupid folks they don't have to work for money they get, y'all!!!"
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Fergi Jo Lisa 🏳️‍🌈 👻💀🎃 @lolafaglana.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm not enjoying AHS 13. I had high hopes, but I don't think Ryan Murphy is interesting, anymore. It's bad. I was so excited. Jessica Lange is terrific, but it seems she can't settle on an accent so she sounds like Constance Langdon and Elsa rolled into one.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 04/10/2026
There’s a special place in hell for women who betray other women. Angela Paxton appears to have the address.
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Jim Robert @mollygrub.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Donald Trump posted Tom Cotton’s cellphone number. So I just sent him a text. Will report back.
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My name is Akimbo. Titties Akimbo. @khlamydiacolada.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ok, guys, if you're going to post feet pics, post GOOD ones. i want to see in-focus, well-lit and close enough that i can almost touch them with my tongue.
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My name is Akimbo. Titties Akimbo. @khlamydiacolada.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
can i just say, i'm looking forward to paris baby being eliminated because they don't need the drama anymore. cuz it sure ain't talent keeping her
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“So many people came out to see me in Alabama last night. The Fire Marshall threatened to shut the rally down because we were so bigly over capacity. And I was told that there were over 300,000 outside, crying because they couldn’t get in to hear me. We could hear them all crying from inside. Sad.”
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My name is Akimbo. Titties Akimbo. @khlamydiacolada.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i wasn't criticizing! i was just saying that i've never seen a butthole that looked like the open end of a cupcake wrapper before.
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My name is Akimbo. Titties Akimbo. @khlamydiacolada.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i just realized that my neighbors probably hear me sing-song "i see your butt" pretty often during the day. *cat is 'hiding'
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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
peek-a-boob 🫣
GenericGayGuy™️ in blue shorts and a grey tank lifting up his tank to show his stomach GenericGayGuy™️ in blue shorts and a grey tank lifting up his tank to flash his tits
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My name is Akimbo. Titties Akimbo. @khlamydiacolada.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i have NEVER seen a guy's bush and thought "could use a trim." i FREQUENTLY see them and think "whomp whomp, at least it will grow back"
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If they were immigrants, black, trans or gay, Republicans would be screaming it to the ends of the earth and pushing for the death penalty.
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Coach Thom @spark.fit · 02/10/2026
There. Home. Absolutely *saturated* with generosity, warm and kind words, thoughts, feelings, and so many beautiful photos and moments from this entire day. Best birthday so far? YES. THANK YOU.
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 01/10/2026
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There aren’t a huge number of folk in my industry I truly, truly admire. DENZEL however is one I very much do. “So what a responsibility you all have, to tell the truth. Not just to be first, but to tell the truth.”
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Strike daddy Zach 🌈🎳❤️ @strikedaddyzach.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel handsome when I’m 🎳 especially when I’m 🎳 well!!! Hey hunnies strike daddy here 🏆🥇🙌
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Norm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING: Davey Hearn reflecting pool prosecution dismissed WITH PREJUDICE That means the case cannot be brought again  Huge victory for Davey, for us at @democracydefendersfund.org & our legal team colleagues Washington Litigation Group and Steptoe--& for rule of law More to follow!
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Fergi Jo Lisa 🏳️‍🌈 👻💀🎃 @lolafaglana.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😂😂😂😂
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 01/10/2026
The moment Katie Britt realized Eric Schmitt was talking about the wrong game.
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My name is Akimbo. Titties Akimbo. @khlamydiacolada.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i'm not sure what to say to reddit gheys that post hole and say "would you wreck me?" when i can see the light coming in from the other end... "looks like someone already did" seems harsh
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Furry Daddy @furryfun.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#Fursdsy morning bits
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But her emails
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My name is Akimbo. Titties Akimbo. @khlamydiacolada.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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My name is Akimbo. Titties Akimbo. @khlamydiacolada.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
shout out to my doctor for explaining a test result is "this is elevated; best solution is to lose fat." bitch
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Sukie 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🌊 @froggybottompond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
''I'd like to go ahead and solve it. The Atlanta Hawks.''
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Ben Franklin’s ghost @ben-franklin-ghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They (GOP) know this to be true and it will always be true.
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My name is Akimbo. Titties Akimbo. @khlamydiacolada.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
unsolicited AARP membership cards mailed to my home is TERRORISM.
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Buffalo Temple of Music, Sports, and Whatever @sethfromthe716.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eric Schmitt is going to lose his shit when they tell him about the Chicago Blackhawks, Seattle Seahawks, Miami RedHawks, or the Kansas Jayhawks.
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Ragnarok Lobster @eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Schmitt: "Did you attend a Hawks game on February 3rd?" Smith: "That is incorrect. I was in Hollywood attending a dinner gathering at the home of actor Ethan Hawke." Schmitt: "AHA! WE GOT YOU!"
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