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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨

@orso-xl.bsky.social
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34; trans non-binary any/all “Zesty” queer Southerner in Seattle; Mostly will skeet about music; Hot Dog Lover; Kirby stan; Hot Take Enthusiast BLM | TRANS LIVES MATTER | ACAB | FUCK ICE | FREE PALESTINE 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 leaflet.pub/p/orso-xl.bsky.social

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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 1h
It’s okay to have another iced coffee when I still have 2-3 hours of work to do today… right? Idk why I’m asking y’all. I already made the iced coffee.
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🖖 @truedrew.bsky.social · 1h
One of the fun ways Mississippi implements voter suppression is there’s no online site to register. You have to physically print out the form, fill it out, then mail it to your local circuit clerks office or hand deliver it yourself. So if you don’t have access to a printer or car you’re fucked.
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 5h
I never do #mcm! Modeling with the Peaches fan I got at the Robyn show a few weeks ago where Peaches was the opener 😌 (ignore the bags under my eyes)
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 8h
Just dropped @jofig92.bsky.social off at the airport for his lil work trip in San Antonio and will be home alone for the next couple of days, and now I’m in line at Dutch Bros. Will my broista boyfriend be here today?
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 17h
Painted my nails for the first time in months tonight
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This station opened 4 days ago and already there’s an elevator outage…? LMFAO
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My 9 Series 🙂‍↕️
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Been thinking about Peanut Butter Baby a lot lately
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Peanut Butter Baby Mess
ALT: Peanut Butter Baby Mess
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good morning
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Angel #48 by aespa on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:15
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I would do anything to be here right now
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Literally the entirety of our screening of Verity, the people on all four sides of us were all talking full ass volume and laughing throughout the whole movie. What happened to theater etiquette??? I'm about to bring back public shaming at Nicole Kidman's AMC.
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Now seated for Verity!
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What a world to live in where I can **** **** and then blast this song in the bathroom
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Almond Chocolate by ILLIT on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:21
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I uh… might have went a bit overboard this week… BUT!!! This was my last week as an hourly employee, hopefully for the foreseeable future.
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At the point of not being able to sleep through the night where I’m considering asking my PCP for sleeping pills
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve given her a few more shots and I can now say that she is great!
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This just in: fat (complimentary) white (derogatory) bald (enthusiastically) posts lewd pictures on the internet. Starting my #jocktober and #locktober a day late 🫣
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This just in: fat (complimentary) white (derogatory) bald (enthusiastically) posts lewd pictures on the internet. Starting my #jocktober and #locktober a day late 🫣
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For me, it’s not officially spooky season until Megan posts these pictures
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Had a dream I was giving oomf major h**d while they played the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV? With an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award winning Shadowbringers expansion up to level 80 for free with no restrictions on playtime.
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Forgot that it’s the first day of Locktober
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As if I didn’t have enough new music to listen to… olá Pabllo… irmã…
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LOST IN LUST by Pabllo Vittar on Apple Music
Album · 2026 · 12 Songs
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve been listening to so much K-Pop that now that I’m trying to earnestly give Adéla a chance, it just sounds like gibberish
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look at the shirt (and card!!!) that my favorite bald @smoothheaded.bsky.social has bestowed upon me! I have been having a rough go of it today, and he knew, and this was the perfect way to lift my spirits.
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How my day started versus how it’s going
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The beanie scene (which is the very beginning of the movie) gets me every time… my sweet angel has no idea what’s in store for him…
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
CRJ not coming to Seattle, but coming to Vancouver, BC and Portland, OR… Might have to go to Vancouver for this 👀
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was so tired yesterday that not even my mid week 48oz AMC movie theater Diet Coke could keep me awake when I got home
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Review:
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Dog Crying Meme: Doggo Crys
ALT: Dog Crying Meme: Doggo Crys
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We are SEATED for Ha-Chan Shake Your Booty!
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remake this in this exact color scheme and make it a hot swappable low profile mechanical keyboard and I will pay any amount of money to make this mine
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@jofig92.bsky.social approximately 4-6 hours after I have a meal that contains beans
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To that persons credit… I do, as you all know, suffer from resting bitch face… But I am just a baby… an almost 35 year old, 6’1” 240lb baby…
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A coworker just now said “you look so mean today, you must be listening to metal or something on your AirPods” Meanwhile I have listened to this song 6 times on repeat
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Very Very Very by I.O.I on Apple Music
Song · 2016 · Duration 3:23
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DJ @deeeg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“When you get a chance…” “Hey, can you…” “Do you think you can…”
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All of my friends from back in South Carolina, even the one I met up with in Chicago when I went to the Robyn concert, basically pretend like I don’t exist… That’s okay!
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He was working this morning and called me handsome…
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Kitty Cat
ALT: Kitty Cat
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SoundTransit rant… I didn’t realize how close the new Pinehurst station on the 1/2 Line was to the Shoreline South station… Was adding Pinehurst really necessary?
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tinashe could compose The Sinfonia Concertante but Mozart could never come up with something like this track
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Too Easy by Tinashe on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 1:54
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pitchfork is very rarely right, but when they’re right, they’re RIGHT!
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jomi informed me today that one of my biases (Winter) has contracted shingles and might be absent from the Seattle tour date
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Popstar is a bop from beginning to end. IT’S WHAT SHE DESERVES!!!
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wasn’t paying attention to the earthquake in Seattle. I was a little busy.
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Spoiled myself and had @jofig92.bsky.social tell me the AESPA setlist so that I knew ahead of time how much levitating, vibrating, and screaming I was going to be doing at The Climate Pledge Arena when we go see them next Friday
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A third Mini Cooper (this time, a British Racing Green John Cooper Works F60 Mini Countryman All4) has landed at my apartment complex 😍
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New Jimothy media has hit the r/JimothyTheRaccoon subreddit. In other news, my heart has just grown three sizes.
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m such an old big fat dilapidated piece of trash that when I stood up from the dinner table my ankle popped weird, and it’s hurt to put weight on it since then
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me when I go to bed
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Decided to give Adults a second chance and I am SO glad I did. The finale of season 2 literally made me scream.
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