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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 1h
Just a heads up, you probably don't want to open my moderated media if you don't want to see me naked I know I have some cishets now. Just thought I'd warn ya.
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 1h
Tetrapods being the best thing since lungs
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 1h
Stupid sexy leftists
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 1h
😍
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 1h
"Will you call out Piker and have him call me?"
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 1h
Smoking a joint while watching LawTube is a definite choice. I play with the idea of law school If I didn't have to do that, I'd just study and pass the Bar. Civil Rights
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 1h
Definitely
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 1h
Got me with that ass video
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 1h
I wanna kiss you
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 1h
Cats Wolves Crocodilians Cetaceans don't sleep much, completely. Nor sharks.
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 1h
Why don't we sleep like other apex predators?
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 1h
Also, the book is almost 50 years old, no spoilers
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 2h
Carrie wasn't a terrible person, she was abused. That abuse affected her social standing in school and bullies bullied. Carrie had one person supporting her and when she thought she betrayed her, she snapped. The book is the power fantasy of every underdog in high school
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 2h
It feels like we should have had smartphones for a lot longer than we have.
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 2h
Except people fill the gaps with fear
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 2h
I learned how to dial on a rotary phone and our cable box was a giant knob on top of the TV
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 2h
I love my purse
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 2h
Before being an English language purist, remember Shakespeare invented words all the time
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 2h
Some non-binary people and others prefer to use that as being a variant of folks. Kewl?
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 3h
The Federation is a Homo sapiens only club
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 3h
He doesn't have the brains to preemptively plan for problems let alone disasters. NASA specializes in having a plan for everything or folks on hand to solve. A Musk base will kill people
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 3h
I think some people just like to bitch I have that tendency, the negativity feeds off itself so I work to not do it. I like to bitch about work.
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 3h
In response I've described in detail how getting packages works in an apt building.
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 4h
It makes me think they're only my friend for the chance to screw
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 6h
If I can't be your friend when you have a boyfriend, I'm not sure I want to be one when you don't
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 7h
Hear me out, CC for Trustworthiness Impaired
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 7h
Oomf made me cum yesterday with a couple vids I'm going to bait you all with the knowledge that I sent him the video and I'm feeling a little generous
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Don[ny]ovan @dgschell.bsky.social · 8h
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I’d like to know what Americans think a post trump government is going to do to reverse his presidency’s decisions, particularly regarding war and international affairs. Yalls fucked.


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Typically the pattern has always been a Republican president comes in, slashes taxes for the rich and cuts social programs to the bone, most of the time gets involved in a war, and by the end of their presidency, we have high prices and people get little to no help. Their taxes go to the war machine instead of social programs. 

People get fed up, vote in a Democrat, who then spends the majority of their time in office trying to reverse and cleaning up the mess of the previous administration, which is even harder if Republicans have a majority because they block and stonewall. Near the end of the Dem’s term, people get frustrated because they didn’t see as much change as they were promised. 

In comes the Republican candidate, promising to bring sweeping relief and change if voted in. People forget how they were burned last time, vote the Republican in, and the cycle repeats.
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 7h
In other news, I get why I can't always deal with my mom. She makes shit so fucking esoteric.
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 7h
Dart, wasn't your birthday three weeks ago? Yes, yes it was
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 7h
"I got you a surprise for your birthday did you get it?" No, you have to tell me when you do that so I go get it. It's been a week? Yea... Also, don't buy me clothes I can't wear them
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 8h
The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've learned that people abuse scarecrows just because they can. AI companies are putting safeguards to keep us from abusing their products. We're the only remaining human species I think I'm seeing a pattern
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was always annoyed by the Peanuts cartoons and didn't watch Christmas Story until I was an adult and lack nostalgia for it. I also have avoided It's a Wonderful Life because I can't stand to hear Jimmy Stewart. The holidays are so fucking weird
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I learned about asylum the first time with him. Mainly for other people. I'm currently glad that I moved to WA. Close enough if I need to I can while also maintaining rights longer
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Know anyone looking for a husbear?
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There are so many gay men in Seattle...
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think they just powered down after a recent batch of tests. Or they're getting ready to power up. I listen to a podcast that has a physicist that works there
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This seems like the part of SimCity where you've created a thriving metropolis and then you unleash chaos
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We deserve restitution! Make it part of the highlight reel
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I promise you her shoes are off under the desk too
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I once Spider-Manned catching a plate someone dropped while holding my own lunch tray inches from the ground. No one I knew was around to see it
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I liked those, but loved his Incarnations of Immortality.
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Seven Of Nine: Every Damn Day Of My Life Quote
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And that's in the EU with open borders between members.
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can't afford imaging
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I fell on my left shoulder in January. It still hurts
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They're having trouble because of a prolonged drought. The fresh water lakes they use are becoming dangerously low.
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Don't break it
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The way I was disappointed when I finally got to watch an episode of "Scarecrow and Mrs. King" He looked like a human
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