Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 1hJust a heads up, you probably don't want to open my moderated media if you don't want to see me naked I know I have some cishets now. Just thought I'd warn ya. 120
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 1hTetrapods being the best thing since lungs 030
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 1h"Will you call out Piker and have him call me?" 120
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 1hSmoking a joint while watching LawTube is a definite choice. I play with the idea of law school If I didn't have to do that, I'd just study and pass the Bar. Civil Rights 020
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 1hCats Wolves Crocodilians Cetaceans don't sleep much, completely. Nor sharks. 020
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 1hWhy don't we sleep like other apex predators? 120
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 1hAlso, the book is almost 50 years old, no spoilers 000
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 2hCarrie wasn't a terrible person, she was abused. That abuse affected her social standing in school and bullies bullied. Carrie had one person supporting her and when she thought she betrayed her, she snapped. The book is the power fantasy of every underdog in high school 100
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 2hIt feels like we should have had smartphones for a lot longer than we have. 040
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 2hExcept people fill the gaps with fear 110
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 2hI learned how to dial on a rotary phone and our cable box was a giant knob on top of the TV 010
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 2hBefore being an English language purist, remember Shakespeare invented words all the time 050
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 2hSome non-binary people and others prefer to use that as being a variant of folks. Kewl? 000
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 3hThe Federation is a Homo sapiens only club 110
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 3hHe doesn't have the brains to preemptively plan for problems let alone disasters. NASA specializes in having a plan for everything or folks on hand to solve. A Musk base will kill people 010
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 3hI think some people just like to bitch I have that tendency, the negativity feeds off itself so I work to not do it. I like to bitch about work. 110
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 3hIn response I've described in detail how getting packages works in an apt building. 010
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 4hIt makes me think they're only my friend for the chance to screw 010
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 6hIf I can't be your friend when you have a boyfriend, I'm not sure I want to be one when you don't 2100
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 7hHear me out, CC for Trustworthiness Impaired 110
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 7hOomf made me cum yesterday with a couple vids I'm going to bait you all with the knowledge that I sent him the video and I'm feeling a little generous 0140
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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 7hIn other news, I get why I can't always deal with my mom. She makes shit so fucking esoteric. 050
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 7hDart, wasn't your birthday three weeks ago? Yes, yes it was 040
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 7h"I got you a surprise for your birthday did you get it?" No, you have to tell me when you do that so I go get it. It's been a week? Yea... Also, don't buy me clothes I can't wear them 130
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 8hThe past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared 1103
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I've learned that people abuse scarecrows just because they can. AI companies are putting safeguards to keep us from abusing their products. We're the only remaining human species I think I'm seeing a pattern 030
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I was always annoyed by the Peanuts cartoons and didn't watch Christmas Story until I was an adult and lack nostalgia for it. I also have avoided It's a Wonderful Life because I can't stand to hear Jimmy Stewart. The holidays are so fucking weird 070
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I learned about asylum the first time with him. Mainly for other people. I'm currently glad that I moved to WA. Close enough if I need to I can while also maintaining rights longer 010
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Know anyone looking for a husbear? 110
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026There are so many gay men in Seattle... 130
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I think they just powered down after a recent batch of tests. Or they're getting ready to power up. I listen to a podcast that has a physicist that works there 010
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This seems like the part of SimCity where you've created a thriving metropolis and then you unleash chaos 030
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026We deserve restitution! Make it part of the highlight reel 110
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I promise you her shoes are off under the desk too 010
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I once Spider-Manned catching a plate someone dropped while holding my own lunch tray inches from the ground. No one I knew was around to see it 110
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I liked those, but loved his Incarnations of Immortality. 010
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comSeven Of Nine: Every Damn Day Of My Life QuoteALT: Seven Of Nine: Every Damn Day Of My Life Quote 000
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026And that's in the EU with open borders between members. 230
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I can't afford imaging 100
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I fell on my left shoulder in January. It still hurts 100
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026They're having trouble because of a prolonged drought. The fresh water lakes they use are becoming dangerously low. 130
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The way I was disappointed when I finally got to watch an episode of "Scarecrow and Mrs. King" He looked like a human 190