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Harvey

@hsandstrom.bsky.social
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Ancient millennial. Negative emotions are emitted from this aperture when guards are removed and interlocks defeated. Avoid direct or reflected exposure. Do not stare into abyss with remaining eye.

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 8h
Yeah, that checks out
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 19h
C, but looking down, sobbing
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 20h
REJECT STRANGERS BEFORE THEY REJECT YOU. ITS NOT MISANTHROPY, ITS A PREEMPTIVE STRIKE.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Turns out their financials revealed they lost more money than the entire GDP of Iceland
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
can a dermal regenerator fix a leather couch
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They're so desperate to invent a new must-have product category, it beggars belief. They want to own the next product that everyone "has" to own to participate in society, like the car or the smartphone. But their product doesn't "solve" a problem, or even give the appearance that it does.
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
deafening misery.pdf
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Public Domain Image Archive @pdimagearchive.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Illustration by Henrique Alvim Corrêa, from La guerre des mondes (1906). Source: Duke University Libraries pdimagearchive.org/images/52b720c3-… #destruction #forests #warfare #aliens #machines #war #bookillustration #painting #drawing #art #publicdomain
henrique alvim correa war of the worlds illustration
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown theonion.com/vacationing-man-excite…
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't know euphor i a would like to meet her some day C'est la vie C'est la viiie
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Remember when starfugs had wifi, that you didn't sign into. I memba.
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't know euphori— uh would like to meet her some day C'est la vie "C'est la vie" by Weathers was the song I woke up with stuck in my head.
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't know if we can fix this. :: gestures broadly ::
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Action Required: Unmanaged emotions have now filled cesspit 377. Open a new cesspit immediately to avoid interruption of service.
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
:: nightmares intensify ::
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ive never met a husband, but I have met people and Im not a fan.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
that boy needs therapy
p1: “Life has been pretty intolerable,” guy in red chair says.

p2: “Have you considered therapy?” guy in blue chair asks while scribbling on a notepad.

p3: “Uhh…isn’t that what this is?” the guy in the red chair asks.

p4: “No, I just like to draw caricatures of sad people,” blue chair guy says, showing his doodle.

“I was wondering why my insurance covered this,” red chair guy says.
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The phrase "for they/them, not you" would be hilarious if it weren't so sad/dangerous
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
THAnk god it's Friday
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Am I supposed to be impressed by people using a fruit fly connectome to trade stocks? Ive been using a human connectome to look at porn for decades but you dont hear me bragging.
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sadly the heart rate sensor in the Pebble Time 2 is wildly inaccurate. I think the sensor in my Garmin was much better.
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Ayla @goobbue.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
just found out Marge's hair in The Simpsons Game is billboarded so her raw model looks like this
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The worst part of looking for a husband is they're all just some random person. Ew goss! What would I want with one of those???
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I bet a husband would have been neat. At times. Mostly just a living nightmare, but neat at times.
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RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 10/09/2026
Hey MSTies and Traxians who have just seen STING OF DEATH: thanks for coming to the show! Let's try and be wary of posting spoilers for folks who can't see it until Sunday or when the episode comes out on Oct. 9th. Fight your natural urge to circulate things!
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm confused by "negative self talk". What other kind would there be? Neutral self talk? "I'm such a plain person, I have no opinion of my abilities."
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drake duck @drakeduck.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The #mnstatefair Administration Building and its 50 year old sign is a must-photograph for me every time I'm at the fair.
The Minnesota State Fair administration building sign, lit up at dusk, featuring The word ADMINISTRATION and a cartoon likeness of Fairchild the Gopher. The sign is old and it shows. There are three faces, this is only one of them.
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Applications of movies regarding {n} weddings and {m} funerals where (n + m) >> 3.
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The grass might be green. The truth always hurts. He's all astro turf.
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Don't be sensitive. It isn't worth it. Trust me, I checked.
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Idea for a movie: Shot for shot remake of The Fifth Element but the part of Mila Jovovich played instead by Werner Hertzog. Peeeple eye!
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Werner Herzog: I Would Like To See The Baby
ALT: Werner Herzog: I Would Like To See The Baby
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Image notifications on @repebble.com are pretty cool. Or they would be if they actually worked and weren't just a grey square.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky.
Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Look at these people advertising their undamaged bodies. You disgust me.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
tits
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Age is just a number. Not a number of years: The number of seconds you need to get into or out of a bed.
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
skeptical of our AI future?
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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Thank you to whoever fixed the "LECO" font on @repebble.com so that "5" and "6" are no longer so easy to confuse. I could never tell if I was getting "5" hours of sleep or "6".
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lake Uhhhhhhhhhhm. Well not Michigan, so one of the others. How many are there?
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
may not look like much but that's over $1,000,000 for each resident of vermont
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Marko Bajlovic @marko.tech · 26/08/2026
State of SaaS
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Life (n.): Meaningless suffering which preceeds death.
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Me: Have a really great day. Also Me: «« rage stare »»
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Ben Affleck as Bruce Wayne: Intense Stare
ALT: Ben Affleck as Bruce Wayne: Intense Stare
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I have post Parton depression.
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Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
a time to be alive
p1: “What a terrible time to be alive,”the guy says. 

“Yeah the news has been so bleak,” the lady says.

p2: “Oh GREAT—there’s bad news too?” guy says.

p3: “Wait, what were you upset about if not the news?” lady asks.

p4: “It’s Tuesday,” he says.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
informative signs
p1: guy walks by signs for ‘weight room’

p2: now ‘weight room wait room’

p3: now ‘way to weight room wait room’

p4: and finally, ‘wait—two weight rooms await you? Way true. Mmm.
-Wade Rume
Weightroom director’
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The hospital charged me $395. The line item says "oxygen consumed by stupid useless face".
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Lori @alllori.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No one wants to wank anymore
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