Reposted by Jabroni McPhonyJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter. 674483656
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonyMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 25/01/2026The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement. 7693758011751
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 29/12/2025I keep catching my coworker looking at me 👀 #yikes 000
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonyThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2025Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words 414148992388
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonyChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 15/06/2025Whoa! Hats off to ABC News reporter Matt Gutman for keeping his cool yesterday. This LAPD officer needs to be relieved of duty if he can’t handle an alleged “touch” without snapping. 31323483210472
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonyRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 10/06/2025a woman just trying to get home gets shot 1217144857415
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Woke up on Friday and, for some reason, decided to officially join the 1000 pound club. I've never done these 3 lifts on the same day before, and I probably won't again for a long time, lol. 1st - 495 deadlift 2nd - 405 squat 3rd - 185 bench Total: 1085 lbs #1000poundclub #powerlifting 030
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonyArtist Formerly Known As Whoopty-Hell 🦋 @fanoftheland13.bsky.social · 29/04/2025#Letemknow 0163
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 28/02/2025If cockroaches are considered noble beasts, I'm in a whole mess of trouble 000
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 25/01/2025media.tenor.coma man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd .ALT: a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd . 020
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 23/01/2025I absolutely loved the portrayal of Johnny Cash in #acompleteunknown as a fun drunk 010
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonySickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 21/01/2025Hang the banner, Akron. 1547959
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/01/2025doinking an incredibly short field goal probably feels like walking confidently into a turnstile you didn't know was locked 18203072
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonySickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 21/01/2025OHIO STATE WINS THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP 1022530
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonyArtist Formerly Known As Whoopty-Hell 🦋 @fanoftheland13.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Ohio State joins Northern Illinois as the only teams to beat Notre Dame this year. 1222
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonydr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 18/01/2025texans should bring caitlin clark down to the field because she can actually hit a 3 1022825
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 18/01/2025There's just a completely different set of rules in Kansas City, huh? #chiefstexans 000
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 17/01/2025William Henry Harrison was a real patriot because he was inaugurated outside in the cold without a coat. Modern presidents are too feeble to do so. I fear, because of #woke 010
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonyStrictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Juuuuuust a bit outside... RIP Bob Uecker 💙🕊 1757390
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 13/01/2025One upside of emergency preparedness is looking like #bane #LosAngeles #wildfire 120
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonyslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 12/01/2025in order to restore our company’s masculine dominance we have decided to pander to every male authority figure and do whatever pleases them 1064631552
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/01/2025The scientific method served humanity well for hundreds of years but it was rendered obsolete in 2013 with the discovery of Vibes 8588171209
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonySarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Please share: I have a friend with access to food trucks in LA that is looking for locations to set them up this weekend that will be useful to the largest number of people and will allow a food truck to park there. Not looking for suggestions but actual contacts 3824421083
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonydell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 11/01/2025mark zuckerberg’s entire adult life has been a revenge tour against women 651256603280
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 11/01/2025People from Ohio misreading something is on brand, unfortunately. #gobucks 010
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 11/01/2025media.tenor.comtwo knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse .ALT: two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse . 020
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonyThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/01/2025theonion.comMark Zuckerberg Defends Decision To Fly Confederate Flag At Facebook HeadquartersMENLO PARK, CA—Claiming that the banner embodied the spirit of the company’s values, Mark Zuckerberg defended his controversial decision Friday to fly a Confederate flag at the Facebook headquarters. ... 21935741211216
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonySickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 11/01/2025Player A Team with a big play. 932720
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonydawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 11/01/2025Ben Franklin would post nothing but tiddies all day long. you know this. 3654485
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonyCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11/01/2025TreVeyon Henderson... he gone 1531040
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonyjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/01/2025i don’t understand how, psychologically, a person gets to a place where they interpret sign language as some kind of attack or imposition on their life. like, what the fuck is wrong with you? 2297417706494
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonybobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 10/01/2025congratulations to meta platforms for creating the nation’s first sundown social media platforms 284075627
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 10/01/2025My uncle used to coach college basketball and gifted this to me for Christmas. I'm enjoying it so far! @johnhollinger.bsky.social @davidaldridgedc.bsky.social 000
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonyUAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 10/01/2025 321464
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonyDavid Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 10/01/2025See this map? This map is why — when you call a friend in LA to say “Hey I’m gonna been in Los Angeles next week. Wanna get together?” — there’s a long pause. 471241310
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonyChy @chyhere.bsky.social · 09/01/2025LA restaurants offering free meals to fire evacuees: Yeastie Boys (Multiple locations) Bar Etoile (East Hollywood) Fiorelli Pizza (Venice) Bé Ù (Silver Lake) Danny Boy's (Downtown + Westwood) Oy Bar (Studio City) Sunday Gravy (Inglewood) Dudley Market (Venice) LaSorted's (Silver Lake) 13475883426
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonyChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 10/01/2025While LA firefighters were running out of water… Rick Caruso, the real estate developer and former L.A. mayoral candidate, hired private firefighters to save his upscale shopping center in Pacific Palisades on Tuesday night. The question is: did he use public water for this? 1152167855793
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Glad to get a blaring, "Oops, disregard the #evacuation notification," notification. #la #fire 000