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Jabroni McPhony

@phrancis2.bsky.social
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My dad named me Jabroni right before he left. It's "A Boy Named Sue" type of situation. Comedy writer and stereotypical Hollywood bad boy. Please believe me!

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I keep catching my coworker looking at me 👀 #yikes
Silly Puppy
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2025
Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 15/06/2025
Whoa! Hats off to ABC News reporter Matt Gutman for keeping his cool yesterday. This LAPD officer needs to be relieved of duty if he can’t handle an alleged “touch” without snapping.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
a woman just trying to get home gets shot
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Woke up on Friday and, for some reason, decided to officially join the 1000 pound club. I've never done these 3 lifts on the same day before, and I probably won't again for a long time, lol. 1st - 495 deadlift 2nd - 405 squat 3rd - 185 bench Total: 1085 lbs #1000poundclub #powerlifting
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jaycie rae ✨ @princesssjaycie.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
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Artist Formerly Known As Whoopty-Hell 🦋 @fanoftheland13.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
#Letemknow
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
If cockroaches are considered noble beasts, I'm in a whole mess of trouble
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
They're chanting "Kendrick" at the bar lmao
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Drake's gotta retire lmao
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
We've got rain in Los Angeles!
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd .
ALT: a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd .
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
SMH, this is such mid English
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I absolutely loved the portrayal of Johnny Cash in #acompleteunknown as a fun drunk
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 21/01/2025
Hang the banner, Akron.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
doinking an incredibly short field goal probably feels like walking confidently into a turnstile you didn't know was locked
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 21/01/2025
OHIO STATE WINS THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Ohio State logo beveled. Ohio state logo embroidered
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Artist Formerly Known As Whoopty-Hell 🦋 @fanoftheland13.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Ohio State joins Northern Illinois as the only teams to beat Notre Dame this year.
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
WHERE IS HE?
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Doink! #ohiostate
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
It's a Cavalanche! #Cavs
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 18/01/2025
texans should bring caitlin clark down to the field because she can actually hit a 3
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
There's just a completely different set of rules in Kansas City, huh? #chiefstexans
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
William Henry Harrison was a real patriot because he was inaugurated outside in the cold without a coat. Modern presidents are too feeble to do so. I fear, because of #woke
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Juuuuuust a bit outside... RIP Bob Uecker 💙🕊
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
One upside of emergency preparedness is looking like #bane #LosAngeles #wildfire
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
in order to restore our company’s masculine dominance we have decided to pander to every male authority figure and do whatever pleases them
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
The scientific method served humanity well for hundreds of years but it was rendered obsolete in 2013 with the discovery of Vibes
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Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Please share: I have a friend with access to food trucks in LA that is looking for locations to set them up this weekend that will be useful to the largest number of people and will allow a food truck to park there. Not looking for suggestions but actual contacts
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
mark zuckerberg’s entire adult life has been a revenge tour against women
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
People from Ohio misreading something is on brand, unfortunately. #gobucks
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
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two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse .
ALT: two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse .
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Ah, this is so much simpler!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/01/2025
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Mark Zuckerberg Defends Decision To Fly Confederate Flag At Facebook Headquarters
MENLO PARK, CA—Claiming that the banner embodied the spirit of the company’s values, Mark Zuckerberg defended his controversial decision Friday to fly a Confederate flag at the Facebook headquarters. ...
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 11/01/2025
Player A Team with a big play.
They messed up the chryon and didn’t put Ohio State.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 11/01/2025
Ben Franklin would post nothing but tiddies all day long. you know this.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
TreVeyon Henderson... he gone
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/01/2025
i don’t understand how, psychologically, a person gets to a place where they interpret sign language as some kind of attack or imposition on their life. like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
congratulations to meta platforms for creating the nation’s first sundown social media platforms
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
My uncle used to coach college basketball and gifted this to me for Christmas. I'm enjoying it so far! @johnhollinger.bsky.social @davidaldridgedc.bsky.social
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
See this map? This map is why — when you call a friend in LA to say “Hey I’m gonna been in Los Angeles next week. Wanna get together?” — there’s a long pause.
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Chy @chyhere.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
LA restaurants offering free meals to fire evacuees: Yeastie Boys (Multiple locations) Bar Etoile (East Hollywood) Fiorelli Pizza (Venice) Bé Ù (Silver Lake) Danny Boy's (Downtown + Westwood) Oy Bar (Studio City) Sunday Gravy (Inglewood) Dudley Market (Venice) LaSorted's (Silver Lake)
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 10/01/2025
While LA firefighters were running out of water… Rick Caruso, the real estate developer and former L.A. mayoral candidate, hired private firefighters to save his upscale shopping center in Pacific Palisades on Tuesday night. The question is: did he use public water for this?
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Glad to get a blaring, "Oops, disregard the #evacuation notification," notification. #la #fire
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