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Jabroni McPhony

@phrancis2.bsky.social
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My dad named me Jabroni right before he left. It's "A Boy Named Sue" type of situation. Comedy writer and stereotypical Hollywood bad boy. Please believe me!

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I keep catching my coworker looking at me 👀 #yikes
Silly Puppy
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2025
Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 15/06/2025
Whoa! Hats off to ABC News reporter Matt Gutman for keeping his cool yesterday. This LAPD officer needs to be relieved of duty if he can’t handle an alleged “touch” without snapping.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
a woman just trying to get home gets shot
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Woke up on Friday and, for some reason, decided to officially join the 1000 pound club. I've never done these 3 lifts on the same day before, and I probably won't again for a long time, lol. 1st - 495 deadlift 2nd - 405 squat 3rd - 185 bench Total: 1085 lbs #1000poundclub #powerlifting
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jaycie rae ✨ @princesssjaycie.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
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Artist Formerly Known As Whoopty-Hell 🦋 @fanoftheland13.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
#Letemknow
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
If cockroaches are considered noble beasts, I'm in a whole mess of trouble
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
They're chanting "Kendrick" at the bar lmao
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Drake's gotta retire lmao
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
We've got rain in Los Angeles!
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd .
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
SMH, this is such mid English
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I absolutely loved the portrayal of Johnny Cash in #acompleteunknown as a fun drunk
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 21/01/2025
Hang the banner, Akron.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
doinking an incredibly short field goal probably feels like walking confidently into a turnstile you didn't know was locked
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 21/01/2025
OHIO STATE WINS THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Ohio State logo beveled. Ohio state logo embroidered
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Artist Formerly Known As Whoopty-Hell 🦋 @fanoftheland13.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Ohio State joins Northern Illinois as the only teams to beat Notre Dame this year.
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
WHERE IS HE?
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Doink! #ohiostate
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
It's a Cavalanche! #Cavs
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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a man with a mustache is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and saying `` i regret nothing '' .
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 18/01/2025
texans should bring caitlin clark down to the field because she can actually hit a 3
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
There's about 3 plays or so that this could apply to, lol
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I have no dog in this fight, but this is shameful, lmao
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
There's just a completely different set of rules in Kansas City, huh? #chiefstexans
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
ctrl-alt-deleted his own self
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
No, not really. I guess it would depend on the trade package, but I think we'd have to give up valuable role players
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I heard they like it ruff!
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Yikes, lol
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Fucking got their ass
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I will be supporting the Buckeyes at the bar in Hollywood, which I also can't afford
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
William Henry Harrison was a real patriot because he was inaugurated outside in the cold without a coat. Modern presidents are too feeble to do so. I fear, because of #woke
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Juuuuuust a bit outside... RIP Bob Uecker 💙🕊
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Haven't you heard the saying of having your ice cream and jerking off too!
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
No worse than any other Dilbert comic 🤷‍♂️ lol
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
This is a recent phenomenon, probably caused by socialism!
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
They should be careful, I've heard Uranus is a hostile environment
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
2 fast and 2 furious it may concern,
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Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Excuse me ma'am, could you please unlock the glass for my giant butthole rash cream?
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