Reposted by Jabroni McPhonyJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter. 674483656
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonyMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 25/01/2026The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement. 7693757911751
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 29/12/2025I keep catching my coworker looking at me 👀 #yikes 000
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonyThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2025Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words 414148982388
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonyChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 15/06/2025Whoa! Hats off to ABC News reporter Matt Gutman for keeping his cool yesterday. This LAPD officer needs to be relieved of duty if he can’t handle an alleged “touch” without snapping. 31323483210472
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonyRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 10/06/2025a woman just trying to get home gets shot 1217144857415
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Woke up on Friday and, for some reason, decided to officially join the 1000 pound club. I've never done these 3 lifts on the same day before, and I probably won't again for a long time, lol. 1st - 495 deadlift 2nd - 405 squat 3rd - 185 bench Total: 1085 lbs #1000poundclub #powerlifting 030
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonyArtist Formerly Known As Whoopty-Hell 🦋 @fanoftheland13.bsky.social · 29/04/2025#Letemknow 0163
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 28/02/2025If cockroaches are considered noble beasts, I'm in a whole mess of trouble 000
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 25/01/2025media.tenor.coma man says glass house white ferrari live for new years eveALT: a man says glass house white ferrari live for new years eve 020
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 25/01/2025media.tenor.coma man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd .ALT: a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd . 020
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 23/01/2025I absolutely loved the portrayal of Johnny Cash in #acompleteunknown as a fun drunk 010
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonySickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 21/01/2025Hang the banner, Akron. 1547959
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/01/2025doinking an incredibly short field goal probably feels like walking confidently into a turnstile you didn't know was locked 18203072
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonySickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 21/01/2025OHIO STATE WINS THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP 1022530
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonyArtist Formerly Known As Whoopty-Hell 🦋 @fanoftheland13.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Ohio State joins Northern Illinois as the only teams to beat Notre Dame this year. 1222
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 19/01/2025media.tenor.coma man with a mustache is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and saying `` i regret nothing '' .ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and saying `` i regret nothing '' . 010
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonydr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 18/01/2025texans should bring caitlin clark down to the field because she can actually hit a 3 1022825
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 18/01/2025There's about 3 plays or so that this could apply to, lol 000
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 18/01/2025I have no dog in this fight, but this is shameful, lmao 000
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 18/01/2025There's just a completely different set of rules in Kansas City, huh? #chiefstexans 000
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 18/01/2025No, not really. I guess it would depend on the trade package, but I think we'd have to give up valuable role players 000
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 18/01/2025media.tenor.comDis Belief Surprised GIFALT: Dis Belief Surprised GIF 010
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 18/01/2025media.tenor.coma man with a beard is sitting on a couch wearing a gray hoodie and says ghouls .ALT: a man with a beard is sitting on a couch wearing a gray hoodie and says ghouls . 020
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 18/01/2025After slightly editing: 54792f1c84d0pn45233f(1).png 110
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 17/01/2025I will be supporting the Buckeyes at the bar in Hollywood, which I also can't afford 010
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 17/01/2025William Henry Harrison was a real patriot because he was inaugurated outside in the cold without a coat. Modern presidents are too feeble to do so. I fear, because of #woke 010
Reposted by Jabroni McPhonyStrictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Juuuuuust a bit outside... RIP Bob Uecker 💙🕊 1757390
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Haven't you heard the saying of having your ice cream and jerking off too! 010
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 16/01/2025No worse than any other Dilbert comic 🤷♂️ lol 000
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 16/01/2025This is a recent phenomenon, probably caused by socialism! 060
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 16/01/2025They should be careful, I've heard Uranus is a hostile environment 010
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 16/01/2025media.tenor.coma man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying wut .ALT: a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying wut . 010
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 16/01/2025media.tenor.coma man with a beard and mustache wearing a green hat and holding a sword .ALT: a man with a beard and mustache wearing a green hat and holding a sword . 040
Jabroni McPhony @phrancis2.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Excuse me ma'am, could you please unlock the glass for my giant butthole rash cream? 000