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@phoenix.omg.lol
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Phoenix @phoenix.omg.lol · 1h
watching my English degree go from a punchline to a superpower over the last 20 years sure has been Something.
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Phoenix @phoenix.omg.lol · 4h
can i be real a sec: every time some gop asshole talks about kids going to school one gender and coming home another one, all i can think is, "goddamn i WISH it was that easy"
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Phoenix @phoenix.omg.lol · 14/10/2026
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Its Happening: Michael Scott Stay Calm Meme
ALT: Its Happening: Michael Scott Stay Calm Meme
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Happy Indigenous People's Day
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 09/10/2026
In case you missed it last night: we are seeing reports all over the country of immigration surges and state violence. If you need whistles for your community, we will send you 100-3000 3d printed for free, and we will love doing it. 3dwhistles.com
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you know you only need a small brain to make silly little drawings?
4 panel comic:
Panel 1: pink blob guy on a table, pencil in their hands. Grey circle on a piece of paper and a glass of water on the table. They say “look here”
Panel 2: Proudly, they hold up the drawing of a grey blobby character on two stick legs up in the air. The pink blob says “I drew this!”
Panel 3: Satisfied they sit back down on the table. They now go “it’s not much, but..” The grey drawing looks a bit peeved because the drawer is calling it “not much”
Panel 4: But it’s okay, because now the pink blob is very pleased finally. He says “it came from my brain!” Holding the pencil up. The grey drawing blob is happy again, too. End well, all well!
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Phoenix @phoenix.omg.lol · 05/10/2026
i can't even post a picture because TO THIS DAY i flinch at the sight of him: gossamer from looney tunes. i am almost forty-two goddamn years old and was thisclose to covering my eyes at his cameo in coyote vs. acme. i don't know what it is about that mfer that imprinted on my fear centers but!!!!
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Phoenix @phoenix.omg.lol · 16/09/2026
never has it been more obvious my web design skills are 20+ years out of date than thinking, "how hard could it be to pull the data from my PDS repo and display it on a static website?........ oh."
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Phoenix @phoenix.omg.lol · 12/09/2026
what i've always appreciated most about "come from away" is how, in a musical revolving around the unity + compassion of neighbors after 9/11, it took pains to show how gutwrenchingly often that unity did NOT extend to our muslim friends. anything less in a retelling of 9/11 is revisionist bullshit.
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Solaire 🔜 GATEway FATE 🐏 @solairelunaire.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i hope we all write, oomfs
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Phoenix @phoenix.omg.lol · 09/09/2026
oh, cool, now i'm going to look like a massive creeper whenever i wear my 3-year-old apple watch, even though i only use it for step tracking + paying for metro trips thanks apple (recommendations for alternatives v much welcome)
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Phoenix @phoenix.omg.lol · 08/09/2026
it's september, which means i go "hm, what if i completely rearranged the blog i haven't touched in a year and ported it to yet another platform" (look, offprint.app looks like my open protocol jam and is WAY less janky than my current setup)
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
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Phoenix @phoenix.omg.lol · 26/08/2026
may we all be as generous as dolly and as weird as tim. what a brutal couple of days, man.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A digital illustration depicting one large capybara which has a little dicorated saddle on and is being ridden by a smaller capybara that has a little knight's helmet with a visor and a feather plume perched on their head. The little one is also holding a yellow and orange striped tilting lance and there is a shield hanging from the saddle which is decorated with a blue and yellow heraldic device including checkers, an hourglass, and a feathered wing. Streaming off of the lance is an orange banner with gold lettering on it reading 'Maybe it will happen today'.
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Phoenix @phoenix.omg.lol · 21/08/2026
i completely missed the MCR boat 20 years ago bc the black parade came out when I was drowning in (a) grad school (b) horrific untreated depression (c) a folk-pop & acoustic fixation (also i kept mixing them up with panic at the disco)
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Phoenix @phoenix.omg.lol · 25/07/2026
start low-dose T, get a promotion seven months later. coincidence???? .....yes absolutely but hey guess who got a promotion :D (frankly miraculous considering all the [gestures vaguely] but i ain't complaining)
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Phoenix @phoenix.omg.lol · 12/06/2026
i had to say goodbye to cassie last night. she was 17 years old -- 17! what a life!! -- and all she wanted these last few months was to be near me. i'm glad i got to give her that at the end, at least. she was the sweetest cat, a gigantic pain in my ass, and i'm going to miss her so, so much.
A brown tabby looking offscreen.
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Phoenix @phoenix.omg.lol · 31/05/2026
a salute to this patriot: "Look… we all have fantasized about it. But this time I did it. The shirtless CCC statue… it did things to me I couldn’t explain. It had been too long since I’d felt the carnal union of iron and flesh. Me and that statue - we didn’t just have sex. We *fucked*." 🫡
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Phoenix @phoenix.omg.lol · 24/05/2026
🎵welcome to the jungle, we've got lots of bees holy shit i've never seen so many bees🎶
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Phoenix @phoenix.omg.lol · 08/05/2026
two bsky posts in one day? what is this, 2021?? but: GANG, MY SISTER-IN-LAW IS IN LABOR SOON THE PROPHECY WILL BE FULFILLED
Tweet from Carmen Maria Machado: "Hi, it's me, your weird gay aunt. I'm coming to Christmas in my Subaru while drinking an unsweetened espresso beverage and listening to a podcast about the sinking of the Lusitania. I got you books."
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Phoenix @phoenix.omg.lol · 08/05/2026
i hope alan alda is having a nice day today no reason in particular, he's just a cool dude
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Phoenix @phoenix.omg.lol · 31/03/2026
in the interest of being more v on this tdov, i am sneaking back into bsky to say i started tgel about three months ago and it's fucking awesome current plan is to stay on it for about a year as i live my best nb life, then see where to go next (if anywhere!)
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Phoenix @phoenix.omg.lol · 11/09/2025
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First panel of the ''This is Fine'' meme: a cartoon dog placidly sitting in a room full of flames.
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Phoenix @phoenix.omg.lol · 28/02/2025
hey gang -- as my radio silence probably made plain, i'm off bsky for the duration. might come back, might not. love you all. ❤️
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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 19/06/2023
Your friends only like you because you are a singular, irreplaceable light in their lives and the fabric of their existence would be diminished without you in it
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Few countries on Earth deserve a moment of joy more than Syria. Today was the first Friday prayers & day of rest without an Assad at the helm for 53 years. The scale of celebrations reflecting the tyranny ended. Up to 1 million killed who never got to see this day. 🟢⚪️⚫️
Tens of thousands gather in Damascus
Photo was posted by Taha BaliUmayyad Square in the Syrian capital Damascus. Photo taken by Fared Al Mahlool. Thousands gathered in the main square in Homs. Photo was posted by Qasem on XA sea of faces at Umayyad Mosque in Damascus. Photo posted by Qasem on X
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Emily Brand @emilybrand.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
Little maps hiding in the bindings of other books 😍
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