jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026you are not allowed to say "peptides" at me unless you can describe to me what a peptides is 000
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 09/09/2026want to feel old? Delilah from Hey There Delilah has just retired and is now collecting social security benefits 020
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 31/08/2026“i wonder how many credit cards they let you have before they stop you” — me after one margarita at the cheesecake factory 230
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 30/08/2026do we think there’s gonna be a “MAKE LAKES GREAT AGAIN” hat? 000
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 30/08/2026let’s talk about how nathan cofnas looks like a failed attempt at cloning mark zuckerberg. let’s talk about THAT 110
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 14/08/2026just got a youtube ad for mike lawler and man does that guy ever sound like squidward 010
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 11/08/2026right now my life is way too kiki, i need it to get a bit more bouba ASAP 120
Reposted by jawn cenaMr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Ladies and gentlemen...this is Woke No. 5 211904269
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 04/08/2026[walking up to my amigara fault hole] wweeelp, this is me 000
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 30/07/2026if we're doing jared leto again can we please finally get him this time 021
Reposted by jawn cenaJared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 29/07/2026every day it’s some fucking thing 16815
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 21/07/2026hang on give me 85 minutes, i just need to peel a hard boiled egg 010
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 21/07/2026there are people out there who have decided they don’t like me, probably for valid reasons. and that is Intolerable 000
Reposted by jawn cenamathew olson @mathewolson.com · 17/07/2026ask not for whom the purple bell goes bong 011
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 09/07/2026excuse me, waiter? i’m sorry to bother you but you put too much O in my OCD 000
Reposted by jawn cenaAlex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026 51415306
Reposted by jawn cenaEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 21/01/2024Oh is the sportsball on? I was just reading 𝔗𝔥𝔢 ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔱𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 181898186
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 20/06/2026i tried to reach down and grab a paint chip but one of the NPS guys who was vacuuming the pool yelled at me 030
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 18/06/2026having a too-full mouth is really chic actually. taking way too big of a bite is extremely sophisticated 020
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 17/06/2026i am going to DC this weekend and i will drink the green water 130
Reposted by jawn cenamolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 15/06/2026joe rogan won’t see your mean comments about his steroid induced head shape problems but i will and i think they’re all very funny, keep posting them 896019649
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 19/05/2026i yearn for a day when i no longer have to hear or read the word "agentic" 010
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 29/04/2026[sitting bolt upright in bed out of a sound sleep] popular knapsack with many locations 020
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 12/04/2026i should be legally allowed to throw rocks at cars that drive too fast on my street 120
Reposted by jawn cenaLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 02/04/2026This is NOT what I signed up for 305680867
Reposted by jawn cenaJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 31/03/2026the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum i am going to the store 241516240
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 29/03/2026tired: stealing a cop’s gun wired: stealing a cop’s car inspired: stealing a cop’s horse 110
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 25/03/2026i'm not exaggerating my true feelings when i say anyone who proposes this or promotes it should be permanently banned from education of all kinds!! 102
Reposted by jawn cenajawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 10/02/2026[steely dan voice] 🎶 the sorbo gold 🎶 174
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 12/03/2026it would have been so much more interesting to just do actual gnosticism. confront the demiurge. spend some quality time with the berlin codex 000
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 08/03/2026watching venue security catch crowd surfers makes me so emotional. wait. is this what catcher in the rye was about 000
Reposted by jawn cenathe hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 07/03/2026we need to weirdalize being normal 0413
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 05/03/2026hello police? yes i’d like to report a crime. i’ve been mogged 090
Reposted by jawn cenaTony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 04/03/2026“Love” is one of the most popular tropes in the Romance genre 826968
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 01/03/2026thinking about all those yellow “support our troops” ribbon bumper stickers. for no reason in particular 010
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 27/02/2026it's da freakin weekend time to drink half a bottle of cava and run around the house with a screwdriver and a can of WD40 000
