jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026you are not allowed to say "peptides" at me unless you can describe to me what a peptides is 000
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 14/09/2026someone please transfer me to the reality where "duolingo owl ahegao" is not a thing 110
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 09/09/2026want to feel old? Delilah from Hey There Delilah has just retired and is now collecting social security benefits 020
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 06/09/2026this post has been brought to you by the Triangle Shirtwaist Company 080
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 01/09/2026you can tell he's a leftist because he is mourning the loss of infrastructure 040
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 31/08/2026“i demand to be taken to the factory floor to check for OSHA violations” — me after two margaritas at the cheesecake factory 010
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 31/08/2026“i wonder how many credit cards they let you have before they stop you” — me after one margarita at the cheesecake factory 230
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 30/08/2026you have GOT to be careful with your Randall portions!! 110
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 30/08/2026do we think there’s gonna be a “MAKE LAKES GREAT AGAIN” hat? 000
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 30/08/2026let’s talk about how nathan cofnas looks like a failed attempt at cloning mark zuckerberg. let’s talk about THAT 110
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 25/08/2026there is soooo much good stuff on tiktok and youtube, but a few of my favorite tutorial creators are sam chapman (tiktok and youtube), katie jane hughs (tiktok), natalie mcmillan (tiktok), and jackie aina (youtube) 011
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 14/08/2026just got a youtube ad for mike lawler and man does that guy ever sound like squidward 010
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 11/08/2026right now my life is way too kiki, i need it to get a bit more bouba ASAP 120
Reposted by jawn cenaMr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Ladies and gentlemen...this is Woke No. 5 211901269
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 04/08/2026[walking up to my amigara fault hole] wweeelp, this is me 000
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 30/07/2026if we're doing jared leto again can we please finally get him this time 021
Reposted by jawn cenaJared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 29/07/2026every day it’s some fucking thing 16815
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 21/07/2026hang on give me 85 minutes, i just need to peel a hard boiled egg 010
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 21/07/2026there are people out there who have decided they don’t like me, probably for valid reasons. and that is Intolerable 000
Reposted by jawn cenabat ghoulson 🎃 @mathewolson.com · 17/07/2026ask not for whom the purple bell goes bong 011
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 09/07/2026excuse me, waiter? i’m sorry to bother you but you put too much O in my OCD 000
Reposted by jawn cenaAlex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026 51415306
Reposted by jawn cenaEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 21/01/2024Oh is the sportsball on? I was just reading 𝔗𝔥𝔢 ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔱𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 181897186
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 23/06/202621 gun salute (firing a mcchicken out of a t-shirt gun) 050
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 20/06/2026i tried to reach down and grab a paint chip but one of the NPS guys who was vacuuming the pool yelled at me 030
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 18/06/2026update, i will drink the green water and i will eat the blue paint chips 030
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 18/06/2026having a too-full mouth is really chic actually. taking way too big of a bite is extremely sophisticated 020
jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 17/06/2026i am going to DC this weekend and i will drink the green water 130
Reposted by jawn cenamolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 15/06/2026joe rogan won’t see your mean comments about his steroid induced head shape problems but i will and i think they’re all very funny, keep posting them 896018649
