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jawn cena

@phipps.bsky.social
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jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
croissant feet is the new borby bones
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jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
i tried to reach down and grab a paint chip but one of the NPS guys who was vacuuming the pool yelled at me
my hand pointing at the big algae bloom in the national mall reflecting poolmy hand pointing to the peeling and flaking epoxy in the national mall reflecting pool
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jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
if rudy beefs it i know a great spot for the funeral
an exterior photograph of four seasons total landscaping where rudy giuliani had a stupid press conference because his team thought it was the fancy hotel
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jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
betsy ross will always be a two parter for me
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jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
jinni turned 10 and she got to help make her birthday cake
a little dog licking a measuring cup that once held peanut butter. she appears crazed
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jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
brother who is THIS
this is a green man with an orange nose and... mouse ears?? he is a sports mascot, but for whom?? who is this green man?
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jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
[steely dan voice] 🎶 the sorbo gold 🎶
a google search result for the website KevinSorboGold.com, advertising a comprehensive guide to help you navigate financial uncertaintyKevin Sorbo showing you a bar of his Sorbo Gold
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jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
mfw my boyfriend catches me watching my own tiktoks
a screenshot from the music video of More Than This by Roxy Music in which Bryan Ferry leans over a movie theater seat lip synching to camera while is own face lip syncing is projected on the screen behind him
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jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
an old favorite from @bransonreese.bsky.social
a branson reese drawing of the "don't tread on me" snake, except it says "don't make me take my diarrhea medicine" and the snake is wearing cool sunglasses
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jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
at this time i feel compelled to Post Jinni
A little pit-mix dog with huge ears and a slight underbite
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jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
A screencap from 30 Rock of the character Avery Jessup saying "And in food news: You've had enough to eat today." She has been kidnapped by Kim Jong-Il and forced to report propaganda to the North Korean populace.
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jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
sean baker accepting best director (in a nice way i like him)
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jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
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jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
she doesn’t even know there’s an election. totally oblivious
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jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 01/02/2024
No! No!!
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