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Phil Catelinet

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IT professional, musician, cyclist, bourbon enthusiast, home chef. I was on the Today Show once. He/him. Signal philcatelinet.92 linktr.ee/philcatelinet

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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 21h
i hate this stupid thing type-click-type.ghost.io/liberty-bibe...
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Liberty Biberty Is My Enemy
Get it out of here.
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Ani Bundel @anibundel.com · 21h
Muse Can See Everything
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Phil Catelinet @philcatelinet.com · 29/09/2026
@glitterburrito.bsky.social happy birthday! Hope it's a great one!
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Phil Catelinet @philcatelinet.com · 28/09/2026
Someone a few seats down from me at the NY Philharmonic on Saturday was not-so-surreptitiously taking videos of parts of the performance. And that's the least annoying of the things I've seen and heard there w/r/t phones.
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Second Ave. Sagas @2avesag.as · 28/09/2026
A full minute for emergency response travel reductions is considerable. That's great.
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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 28/09/2026
The GOP is an opposition party even when it's in power, the idea that they are the perpetual underdog is central to their internal mythology and can't be disturbed by facts or the results of elections. It's also why they're bad at, you know, governing.
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Phil Catelinet @philcatelinet.com · 28/09/2026
I had to go find a recap of her s1 storyline just now.
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Phil Catelinet @philcatelinet.com · 28/09/2026
That was two years ago for me! (I assumed she had been on the show before and I’d just forgotten.)
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Phil Catelinet @philcatelinet.com · 28/09/2026
It’s the Hightower queen from House Of The Dragon. I wasn’t expecting a crossover from these two shows, but I’ll let them cook.
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Phil Catelinet @philcatelinet.com · 28/09/2026
My experience has been that Times Square is still a mess but the rest of the city has improved a bit. I am also a Brooklyn resident who only goes into Manhattan a few times a week. Now if they would implement congesting pricing out here, I'd love it.
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Phil Catelinet @philcatelinet.com · 27/09/2026
My PA hometown got hit by a massive thunderstorm before Labor Day that brought down lots of trees and caused long power outages. Multiple commenters on the local newspaper's FB page thought that "they" were trying to control the weather and messed up, bc that area never used to get storms like that.
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Phil Catelinet @philcatelinet.com · 27/09/2026
I only left my building to get groceries this morning. I might not leave it again until Tuesday.
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Phil Catelinet @philcatelinet.com · 27/09/2026
I didn't get to see it but I assume that's another game that the Steelers didn't deserve to win but got lucky.
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Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am an old man whose music tastes ossified in the mid-90s. If you are preparing music discourse think pieces, please do not mistake my unfamiliarity with any tunes released since then to be a cultural signifier of anything other than my oncoming descent into the grave.
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Phil Catelinet @philcatelinet.com · 27/09/2026
I’m so sorry for your loss. Fuck cancer.
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Phil Catelinet @philcatelinet.com · 27/09/2026
I assume I’ve heard “Choosin’ Texas” at the grocery store or some other retail establishment and just didn’t notice it.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026
I apologize to Rolling Stone for not, to my knowledge, having heard “Choosin Texas”, the most popular song in history. I will do better next time
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Phil Catelinet @philcatelinet.com · 27/09/2026
CLANGA!!!
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Phil Catelinet @philcatelinet.com · 26/09/2026
I can’t believe that onside kick worked!
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Chris Todd @iamchristodd.com · 26/09/2026
Timekeeper from comedy bang bang in front of a bunch of clocks.
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Phil Catelinet @philcatelinet.com · 26/09/2026
Tonight’s movie was a 10th anniversary show by 5 Seconds of Summer. It was weird: lots of songs, some sketches, some interviews, it was made in 2021 during Covid in Australia so only the band was on camera for most of it. Some of the songs are catchy.
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Phil Catelinet @philcatelinet.com · 26/09/2026
Tomorrow’s weather might be rough but tonight we get a show.
Sunset from a rooftop in Brooklyn Sunset from a rooftop in Brooklyn
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think that you should be able to bring an Old Fashioned into a job interview so long as you are willing to make one for the interviewer and i don't think that anyone really disagrees
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well let’s see how this goes. I’m constructing a new hour of standup and I need some people to watch it. Could YOU be a people? Saturday 11/28 at the Elysian. Tix: bit.ly/cbwpft1126
Prompt artwork for the show: in the style of a pulp novel cover, a bedraggled man (me) crawls through a grimy alley towards a microphone
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Did this actually happen?” I don’t know “Is it specifically *iced* coffee” I don’t know “Do you actually have a strong opinion about this?” I genuinely do not know
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the iced coffee at an interview debate is the perfect example of something impossible to explain to your friends and loved ones who are far less online
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Phil Catelinet @philcatelinet.com · 25/09/2026
Doctor Zaius and I agree that you should get your flu and COVID shots.
A white guy with a beard wearing a Georgetown University T-shirt with the left sleeve rolled up to show two red band-aids. There's a photo of Dana Gould dressed as Doctor Zaius from Planet of the Apes on a bookshelf behind him.
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Phil Catelinet @philcatelinet.com · 25/09/2026
First selfie I took with the new phone last Friday.
A selfie of a white guy with a beard in a black t-shirt with sunglasses tucked in the collar. He’s in a park with trees behind him.
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Phil Catelinet @philcatelinet.com · 25/09/2026
John Entwistle John Paul Jones is a close second Duck Dunn is right there too.
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Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This skeleton motherfucker — who has been a big part of the Democrats’ messaging problems for decades — needs to fuck off, as he lacks the balls to leave the party as promised after DSA successes in the primaries.
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Second Ave. Sagas @2avesag.as · 24/09/2026
No. They're adults. They can figure it out.
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Doug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gotta love the idea contained in here that outdoor dining spaces are making it harder for teachers driving in from Long Island to park in Queens. I doubt many school buildings also have ground-floor restaurants.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm under no illusions about how things are or what the trajectory is. But I'm also excited for the future because that is where I will hang out with the people I care about and do the things I like doing, or haven't done before. Weird but telling that this holds less appeal for much richer people.
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Phil Catelinet @philcatelinet.com · 24/09/2026
I always have to remind myself that Columbus has a NHL team.
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jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
leaving a horse head in timothee chalamet's bed
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 24/09/2026
guys please stop falling for this, this is not “rogue AI” it’s “environments with lax cybersecurity controls”
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/09/2026
Average Facebook enthusiast definitely needs a dedicated AI agent to increase their productivity. What with all the things they are doing
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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Erik Noonan @eriknoonan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cities should be paying people to bike. Cities should be buying people e-bikes. Cities should be rewarding people for convincing neighbors to ride bikes. Every trip by bike is a net financial gain socially. And it compounds, the more people who do it.
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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Imagine accepting these first two sentences from the NYT piece as a normal feature of American life: "What can a laid-off worker over 50 do to get health insurance? Besides staying healthy until Medicare kicks in at age 65, the answer is: Not a lot."
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Meatwad Ron: Summer of Ron @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Got notice last week that the construction company building the new condos across the street (yay!) will be tearing up the road all week between the hours of 9pm and 5am Why, you ask, would they jackhammer all night near thousands of people trying to sleep? So they don’t inconvenience drivers!
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
so i may be out of my depth here but hes at 30% approval, you elites can stop capitulating now
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 22/09/2026
I'm just amazed at how, amidst catastrophic polling, the current administration continues to try to make the midterms as bad as possible for themselves.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/09/2026
As Yom Kippur came to a close this evening, I was privileged to join my friend, Ruth Messinger, at a break fast in her home. It was an honor to celebrate this moment of renewal with many of our Jewish neighbors. May it be a year of justice, joy and peace.
Mayor Mamdani, Ruth Messinger, and two children hold challah bread.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 20/09/2026
Pretty much every country outside of the United States got the memo that to avoid being held hostage by a dictator, they gotta wean themselves off of fossil fuels. And no, I don't think Democrats got the memo either, given how many have sandbagged the most basic electrified public transit projects
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I actually came up with the idea of filling the triumphal arch with "sniper ammunition" and drones. My thought was, since it's going to be hollow inside (?) there's a lot of great storage space in there that would otherwise be going unused. Simply put the sniper ammunition and drones in there.
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Phil Catelinet @philcatelinet.com · 20/09/2026
As a Bulldogs fan I can’t root for Ole Miss but this is tremendous content.
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Phil Catelinet @philcatelinet.com · 20/09/2026
Thank you! She said “this recipe has to go in the rotation” and I thought “I made it up as I went along!”
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Phil Catelinet @philcatelinet.com · 20/09/2026
We walked over to Park Slope to the wine store near our old apartment to get that wine. It’s an old favorite.
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