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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 1h
Thomas Edison: Behold! it is I! The Bringer of Light! The Inventor of Modernity! A veritable god on earth! Poe: King: Koontz: Barker: Lovecraft: Edison: allow me to introduce myself Edison: i am thomas E. Edison Edison: geeeeeeenius
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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 2h
Socialism is when you step on a Lego with bare feet. It's being stuck in a huge traffic jam when you're already late. Socialism is the restaurant having Pepsi but not Coke. It's that annoying tickle in your nose but you can't sneeze. It's your childhood pet dying. It's a terrible sunburn that hurts.
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The Almighty Tallest @spooknine.bsky.social · 1h
Somebody is bold today
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The Almighty Tallest @spooknine.bsky.social · 2h
Hello Mr Fox
A fox on a sun-dappled lawn
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Clayton @explorersdesign.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Public Domain Art is the lifeblood of small tabletop rpgs, but it can be a nightmare trying to find the right art and license. This week, I’ve re-uploaded my old list from 2020 (with updates) of public domain websites. That's 500,000+ public domain paintings, photos, maps, and film. Link below 🔗👇
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 14h
Streetwear Muppets or something
Sketches of Fozzie, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, and Kermit all stylized as humans wearing street clothes.
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Erika Chappell 🏳️‍⚧️ Stop Asking For STLs @opensketchbook.bsky.social · 5h
valkyrie sergeant! trying to show as much of the weight of the weapon as possible with this running pose
a valkyrie sergeant with boltgun, running forwardalternate view showing the bionic eye and pouches
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Discount Supervillain @discountvillain.bsky.social · 14h
#SamuraiJack #Rokurokubi
Samurai Jack drawing back as he pulls his blade, shocked by the reveal that his lovely host was in fact a roborokurokubi working for my good friend, Aku.
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Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 5h
Not only is the new and expensive dishwasher fucked up the new and expensive car we just bought has a flat. Oh the same tire that went flat with under 100miles on the odometer. The only thing you can buy in the U.S. that works like it’s supposed to and will last forever is a gun.
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Boston Tom Levenson @tomlevenson.bsky.social · 5h
Ice is a criminal gang.
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"They're making D&D an MMO" is old enough to run for congress @pharniel.bsky.social · 5h
Are some of the guys hurling abuse at the cosplayers the same paying them? Possibly. But it does really feel like the 2d guys feel like they're in a "stole your girl" meme. RW Meme cosplays pay, someone in chudsville is funding it, 2d bros feel betrayed by the world yet again.
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"They're making D&D an MMO" is old enough to run for congress @pharniel.bsky.social · 5h
I'm sure that's the root but it looks like there's an alienation engine where 2d-only bros come up w/a hollow fantasy & then the RW bros w/money+taste for real women feed a machine designed to make dreams real while the 2d kids feel like their ideals are stolen from them, again.
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"They're making D&D an MMO" is old enough to run for congress @pharniel.bsky.social · 5h
It just further drove home the ludonarrative dissonance between "extra classes are why the world is rejecting you, fuck you for summoning them" & "Hey, here's a billion extra classes & all your favorite and most powerful characters are one. Spin that gatcha for business daddy!"
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"They're making D&D an MMO" is old enough to run for congress @pharniel.bsky.social · 5h
But also they did Nictorus super dirty by having her come back after her tragic self-sacrifice, only to get shuffled off stage super fast. I have no problem with Dantes leaving the stage - He played his part & it was time for his big anti-heroic sacrifice. That part was great.
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"They're making D&D an MMO" is old enough to run for congress @pharniel.bsky.social · 5h
Also too, Soleri was great as an interrogation of how the Throne of Heroes changes & alters personalities based on pop culture consensus. Also, much like Hans Christian Anderson, world class snark. Part of me thinks we need Charles Dickens so Anderson can get flustered.
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"They're making D&D an MMO" is old enough to run for congress @pharniel.bsky.social · 5h
Feels very much like a direct meta snub by the developers because JAlter's popularity bugged them somehow. Fate in general is not gentle with its characters, but this felt even more crass than usual. It could have been a genuine send-off curbstomped by executive meddling but felt mean spirited.
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"They're making D&D an MMO" is old enough to run for congress @pharniel.bsky.social · 5h
Don't get me wrong, Xu Fu is *AMAZING* & I'm always happy when she's on screen, because she is such a fucking disaster wobbling between comedic pathos and legitimate threat, but JAlter was kinda the proof of the protagonist's thesis - That conflict isn't 0 sum & we can build a better world.
Avenger Xu Fu's first from from Fate: Grand Order complete with Yu Mei-ren yandere doll & chainsaw.
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"They're making D&D an MMO" is old enough to run for congress @pharniel.bsky.social · 5h
Got around to completing OCII & fuck me, burning three of the best characters in F:GO w/"Avengers can't follow you through the barrier" was A Choice I could respect if it wasn't IMMEDIATELY followed by "New Lesbian Space Wizard dropped, check out her swimsuit Avenger! Isn't she fun!"
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"They're making D&D an MMO" is old enough to run for congress @pharniel.bsky.social · 5h
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Robin Hood (1973) - Not in Nottingham [UHD]
YouTube video by Paolo Maggiorelli
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Blueroses78 @blueroses78.bsky.social · 6h
This song still makes me cry whenever I hear it. It's also by Paul Williams who did the music for Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas and more.
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Secret of N.I.M.H. OST: Flying Dreams (Paul Williams) (vinyl)
YouTube video by VinylisNotOrdinary
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"They're making D&D an MMO" is old enough to run for congress @pharniel.bsky.social · 6h
grrr year=yearn.
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"They're making D&D an MMO" is old enough to run for congress @pharniel.bsky.social · 6h
I'd love to see a study, but my guess is there is a pipeline of right wing online chuds who only year for 2d women generating characters that the larger reactionary bros who pay for hot women to dress up really like and it infuriates the meme-bros on every possible level.
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Mezentine @mezentine.bsky.social · 6h
I don't actually think that's specific to this one meme, but I think the relationship modern right wing men have to, say, OnlyFans, is a little underdiscussed. They clearly hate it, but enough people seem to find them an audience worth farming that I have to assume they also engage with it.
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Mezentine @mezentine.bsky.social · 6h
Second: a small number of adult content models have jumped on the trend with cosplay content, even SFW stuff. It does fairly good numbers, as far as I can tell, but there's also a lot of insults and sexist bile thrown at them in the comments, variations on "Keep your hands off Malfoid"
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Reverend Chapman @wadatahmydamie.bsky.social · 20h
AWS runs most of the Internet, unfortunately
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Dexerto @dexerto.bsky.social · 22h
Here's how to check what it thinks about you
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Amazon users discover bizarre “About You” page detailing their interests: How to check yours - Dexerto
Amazon users have discovered an “About You” page that reveals some of the surprisingly specific assumptions the company has made about them.
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Houthi Beach Volleyball League (official) @owlbear-camus.bsky.social · 6h
they're on to me.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 6h
Make your passion into your job* and you’ll never work another** day in your life. * and have tech bros decide that your work is incredibly valuable as data and also high value for audience attention but monetarily priced at zero ** paid
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Mezentine @mezentine.bsky.social · 6h
Two addendums: first, the majority of the art just depicts Malfoid and Harry, but occasionally Hermione will show up. Less so Ron. Rarely Snape, in sort of a father figure role. Conspicuously absent in *any* capacity are Crabbe and Goyle, despite there being naively obvious ways to incorporate them
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Mezentine @mezentine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Its very much a product of mid-century continental philosophy, in ways that are useful and...at times less useful. A lot of Deleuze and Guattari, which means that while its very critical of classic psychoanalysis its still operating in a psychoanalytic mode. *Lots* of symbol analysis.
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Mezentine @mezentine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
His theory is that you can understand what, by the end, he will call the Fascist Male or the Not-Yet-Fully-Born by examining their memoirs and accounts of their own experiences and, in particular, the violent adventure pulp stories written by various high and low profile Freikorps members.
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paulreda @paulreda.com · 07/10/2026
Makes me think of Vivian James, the GamerGate waifu. They were doing this even at the beginning.
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
nope, and it being Harry Potter is just pouring poison into an already poisoned well
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Mezentine @mezentine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Continuing my thoughts on this specific thing here:
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Mezentine @mezentine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Quite honestly the sheer amount of fanfic these guys are writing, as a source of written fiction from a demographic who largely *does not write fiction* anymore, makes this case for analysis even stronger.
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Mezentine @mezentine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Conservatives only have joke" except its "Nazi kids only imagine one woman" and she's the most boring un-character you've ever met.
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Mezentine @mezentine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I guess the stroke of genius is taking the only female character these guys are interested in, one who's entire internal life revolves around the male protagonist, and applying it to Malfoy, who seemingly exists only to be upset about Harry Potter
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Mezentine @mezentine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh wow its a young woman who's personality appears to be a series of nigh-childlike cartoonish affectations alternating between performative haughtiness and embarrassed indignation and between deliberate utilization of and innocent naivete about her own sexuality? Transgressive. Groundbreaking.
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Mezentine @mezentine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One of the recurring topics in the Male Fantasies vol I+II book club this year was “What body of text/media could you analyze today comparable to the war-themed adventure fiction produced and consumed by men in the Freikorps?” and I maintain that it’s anime-styled fan-art and comics.
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Mezentine @mezentine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Okay so Male Fantasies is a 1977 book written by Klaus Theweleit, a sociologist who grew up in post-war Germany grappling with the male culture of his parents and grandparents, essentially, and how it led to the Freikorps and eventually the Nazis.
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Chris Hoffman @mutumborumble.bsky.social · 21h
None of the comments have mentioned the name of Deters company which amazes me. Snappy Tomato Pizza! As opposed to the slow, non-tomato places
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JDHLaw @jdhlaw.bsky.social · 21h
I can't believe (and can also totally believe) that this was Eric Deters, Kentucky Bulldog.
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 20h
"The prayer hands emoji?"

THE FALL GUY
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Hungee Squirrel🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @powerloudgirl.bsky.social · 7h
youtu.be/U3NoDEu7kpg?...
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The hunchback of notre dame - Hellfire HD
YouTube video by MrHJona
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 7h
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The Grouch Anthem
YouTube video by nostalgiateenable
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 20h
I'll tell ya the thing that's gonna turn me into an insufferable Marxist isn't being ruled by rich psychos it's being ruled by rich psychos who are actually totally fucking broke.
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Calpain (Bday Oct 19) @calpain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oops...Guess who forgot to schedule out posts for today, heh. This pony is getting old and forgetful. More pony posts tomorrow everyone! #mlp #mlpfim
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Juan (he/she/they). @mrrodriguez89.bsky.social · 7h
The Resident Evil fans being annoying about how the new movie isn’t just like the games makes it so clear to me that these shitheads don’t understand Resident Evil. These kinds of fans never understand anything they love. They are in a one sided relationship with art that reduces it to slop.
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Calpain (Bday Oct 19) @calpain.bsky.social · 18h
I guess hoodies aren't for everyone, heh. Artwork is by Kibate! kibate.tumblr.com/po... #mlp #mlpfim #art
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 20h
with SpaceX planning on running rival frontier models on NVIDIA chips, it's not clear what the company even does in the AI space anymore besides raise insane amounts of cash, buy GPUs, and rent them out... after decades of pretending to be an "engineer," Musk is finally becoming a pure finance bro
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