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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 5h
Republicans Don’t Know Ball Update: A hockey blogger asked the two Michigan Senate candidates for statements on the Red Wings. Rogers: blah blah Michigan loves the Red Wings El-Sayed: angry rant about how the cheap owners MUST pay Detroit’s young star defenseman octopusthrower.com/what-each-mi...
"Hockeytown, USA will always be a coveted destination for the world's top players,"
Rogers said. "The Detroit Red Wings boast one of the league's most storied and respected histories, dating back to their days as one of the Original Six franchises.
Few professional organizations can match the tradition, legacy and rpestige that define this iconic franchise. GO WINGS!""I was at the game when Darren McCarty took on Claude Lemieux," El-Sayed said.
"The '97 and '98 Stanley Cup championships are still highlights of my childhood. The teams the last few years have been a far cry from the Wings I came to love as a kid. They're stacking losing season on losing season, yet the llitch family's wealth has done nothing but grow.
Michiganders are sick of sky-high ticket and concession prices buying them nothing but disappointment."The team holding out on Simon Edvinsson is just the latest example in a long series of ownership prioritizing their bottom line over the team and the fans. Our teams aren't just assets for billionaires, they're part of our culture and heritage. Hockeytown deserves better."
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Indigenous people are defying Canada's anti-LGBTQ+ laws and offering a safe haven for trans people on their land globalnews.ca/news/1205333...
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Alberta First Nation invokes treaty clause to set up gender-affirming care safe haven | Globalnews.ca
Saddle Lake Cree Nation says it aims to defy Premier Danielle Smith’s government by establishing a safe haven for gender-affirming medical care — contrary to provincial law.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 18/07/2026
put the email pronouns back
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Got upset and made this so hopefully people will actually listen. What the fuck are we doing here folks?
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 05/04/2026
“I will NOT sacrifice the Oxford comma. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They assimilate the em dash and we fall back. They capture ‘not just X but y’ and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!”
I know the tweet is Al generated when they use " ," before and.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 18/02/2026
here you go
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 30/01/2026
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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Gary Whitta @garywhitta.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Our politicians were able to get off TikTok -- so why not from Twitter? The platform is letting its users create non-consensual sexual deepfakes of women and kids. That can't be the price of public participation in our digital down square. Our government MUST act. For @thetyee.ca, here’s how:
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Gabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Eat shit
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23/12/2025
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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Gabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
You can't use generative AI ethically because it's built on stolen work.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 18/12/2025
The issue is not that we don't talk to each other. It's that some people think that "talking" means getting to debate your existence, and that's abusive and controlling.
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Dr. Jey McCreight 🏳️‍⚧️🧬 @jeymccreight.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
If any journalist wants to talk to a trans man with a PhD in Human Genomics who was trained in labs that studied the evolution of sex, I'm right here Or just keep platforming Republicans who have a 5th grade understanding of biology so they get more trans people killed, sure 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Ariel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
"there's a new serif in town"
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Scott Robertson @sarobertson.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Rachel Gilmore on the anti-DEI movement: "I think that to attack these notions is a dog whistle to the worst elements of society that are seeing a slide towards a more fascistic world. And every politician who engages in that should be ashamed of themselves."
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Gary Whitta @garywhitta.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I'm bored today so I decided it's time to announce the secret project.
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SECRET PROJECT REVEALED
YouTube video by Gary Whitta
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Emil Privér @priver.dev · 01/10/2025
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I think the proliferation of online betting apps and ads for them is a danger to society and requires much tighter regulation
much-used image of a man boldly standing up in a crowd to speak as others, seated, look up at him with an air of reverence
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 21/10/2025
As called on TUDN radio:
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Sean Murray @nomansbsky.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
No Man's Sky Voyagers 🚀Corvette Ship Class 🏗️Assemble Ships 💪Multiplayer Crew 📡Mission Radar 🧑‍✈️Autopilot in Space 🛰️Space walking 🪐New missions 🎨StarShip Interiors 🧑‍🚀New Spacesuit 🪂Sky diving 😍Graphical Improvements ✈️Varied Cockpits 🔱New Expedition A free update
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/08/2025
1 Onion Subscriber vs 20 Non-Subscribers, on our new series, Encircled. Subscribe at membership.theonion.com/totepromo/?… today and receive a free tote bag.
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
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Alanis King @alanisnking.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
“BYOB” by System of a Down kind of day
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Palestinians should not have to meet some standard of "kindness" and moral perfection for their human rights to be respected. ALL Palestinians - from the kindest grandma to the biggest asshole in town - still have human rights! They ALL deserve to have those rights defended!
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Lee Jae-myung, the South Korean politician who climbed the fence of the parliament to get inside and vote against martial law, has been elected president. Pretty cooool
Lee Jae-myung going beast mode
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 15/05/2025
nobody chooses where or how they were born and saying someone else born in this country is somehow less of a citizen than I am or not a citizen at all not only contradicts the plain language and intent of the amendment it contradicts basic logic
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Gabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Happy Mother’s Day nerds!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Dear god let this man cook.
Pritzker: It’s time for us to be done with optimism about their motives. Time to stop wondering if you can trust the nuclear codes to people who don’t know how to organize a group chat. It’s time to stop ignoring the hypocrisy in wearing a big gold cross while announcing the defunding of children’s cancer research… Autistic kids and adults who are loving contributors to our society don’t deserve to be stigmatized by a weird nepo baby who once stashed a dead bear in his car. Our military service members don’t deserve to be told by a washed-up Fox TV commentator, who drank too much before being appointed Secretary of Defense, that they can’t serve their country simply because they are Black, gay, or a woman.
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Alb3rt0 (4 days til 🎂) @albst3r.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Zelda Williams (the daughter of the great Robin Williams) sure had a lot to say about the “Studio Ghibli style” AI images that have been trending recently. I think those people should read these posts and really think about what they’re doing.
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Scuderia Ferrari F1 @scuderiaferrarif1.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
@LewisHamilton Iconic. @easportsf1 reveal: March 26.
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Canada is everything.
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Scuderia Ferrari F1 @scuderiaferrarif1.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Lewis sets a new a track record in Shanghai 😎
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 17/03/2025
why does everyone hate my car | patreon.com/lubchansky

PANEL 1: A GUY behind the wheel of a car. He squints. A speech bubble comes from an earbud in his ear.
GUY: Huh that's weird. 
VO: What's up?

PANEL 2: The GUY looks baffled.
GUY: Oh, everyone outside is flipping me off and booing?
GUY: I'm just a normal guy, going to work!

PANEL 3: A shot of the car from the outside at a stop sign. It's got a big middle finger on the top, and a huge sign on top of it that says FUCK EVERYONE WHO IS NOT ME! A GUY ON THE SIDEWALKis giving it a thumbs down.

PANEL 4: The GUY, crying.
GUY: Why are they being so mean to me?!
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
the tesla protest might objectively be among the most successful in history already just in terms of immediate response, if you consider they forced the world’s most powerful person & its most wealthy to fully degrade themselves like used car salesmen on live TV while the whole world watched agog.
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Formula 1 @f1tv.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
F1 | Official Trailer Meet APXGP. Sonny Hayes and Joshua Pearce. F1, only in theatres June 2025. 🍿 #F1 #F1Movie
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Scuderia Ferrari F1 @scuderiaferrarif1.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Your all-new 2025 opening titles 🤩
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Formula 1 @f1tv.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
F1 Fantasy 2025 is now LIVE! 🤩 Manage your favourite drivers, challenge your friends and compete for amazing F1 prizes 🎁 Pick your team ➡️ f1.com/Fantasy2025 #F1Fantasy
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Elad Nehorai @eladn.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
They used “free speech” to hide their intentions to destroy speech. They used “DEI” to claim they were being discriminated against in order to discriminate against Black people. They used “groomers” to claim trans people were targeting children so they could target trans people *and* children.
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Adam van Koeverden @avankoeverden.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
As Pierre Poilievre lectures Canadians on ethics, it’s useful to recall: ❌He violated the Canada Elections Act ❌He was in charge of the “Robocalls”scandal ❌He’s the only party leader without security clearance ❌He promoted crypto investment while holding personal Bitcoin
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
OK this ad is actually very good lmaoooo www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFJ4...
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Vote to Save the CBC
YouTube video by Friends of Canadian Media
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Steven Chase @stevenchase.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Boston Globe reports antics of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem at Vermont/Quebec library that sits on Canada-U.S. border. She repeatedly stepped over taped boundary marker in middle of the library, referring to Canada as the "51st State" every time she stood in Canada.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.
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Tom Pepinsky @tompepinsky.com · 01/03/2025
The Democratic Party has no idea how angry its base is. Lead, right now, or get out of the way.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 28/02/2025
AS PROMISED:
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