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Peter the Bear

@peterthebear0.bsky.social
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Not that kind of bear. I love classical music and clothes. I’m interested in film and I find it funny to shit-talk birds even though I really like them.

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🎹 sharon su @doodlyroses.com · 08/08/2025
Gemini is ready to be a professional musician
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
"stick to menswear"
Alex on twitter writes: "Someone on Twitter writes: "You’re a menswear writer. You don’t know anything about manufacturing in America, or steel mills, or metallurgy, or CNC machining, or how anything is produced from raw material into a finished product in this country or anywhere. Stick to writing about “men’s fashion.""

I reply: "i actually had a career in knifemaking before this. the reason why you can't avoid tariffs in knifemaking is because everyone relies on Gobelin machinery. are you aware of this?"

Alex replies: "Gobelin machinery? What exactly are you referring to?"

I reply: "you Gobelin DEEZ NUTS!"
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Pennylanebcn 🇪🇸☮️🇵🇸🇺🇦⚖️ @pennylanebcn.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Los españoles🇪🇸 creen que: Hay más inmigrantes (28%) de los que hay (16%). Están más desempleados (40%) de lo que realmente están (16%). Reciben más ayudas (50%) de las que reciben (11%). Qué mal se lleva el relato con la realidad. Vía Francisco Nunes @FranNunesEcon
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Tracklist @tracklist.com.br · 19/07/2025
Os mascotes do time de beisebol recriando o momento viral da câmera do beijo do Coldplay 🗣️
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ScaryKate DoubleBOOOO @sarakatew.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I hate him so much
a brilliant blue bird, indigo bunting, in sharp focus, except his head is behind a branch, to thwart me personally
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
neurotypical king
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Pajarines @pajarines.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
ANGRY BIRD Macho de VERDERÓN COMÚN /Chloris chloris/
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elDiario.es @eldiario.es · 13/05/2025
❗Diez lecciones que nos deja Pepe Mujica www.eldiario.es/internaciona...
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I say this without a hint of sarcasm. The Armageddon DVD commentary is the finest work of Ben Affleck’s career.
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El Barroquista @elbarroquista.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Hoy se cumplen dos siglos de la muerte de un compositor que es injustamente famoso por algo que nunca hizo: odiar a Mozart. ¿De dónde viene el falso mito de Antonio Salieri? HILO
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Retro Cabeza @retrocabeza.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
"Yo estoy muy capacitado para no hacer nada" Fernando Fernán Gómez
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
If you've had one of those days when all you really need is a baby bear trying to catch snowflakes, here's a baby bear trying to catch snowflakes.
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Dan Ryckert @danryckert.com · 30/04/2025
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Emily Carter @emilycurates.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
#Dog singing and clapping in his birthday. Oh my… I fell off my chair when I heard him the first time
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Joshua Kosman @joshuakosman.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
BREAKING: Pianist András Schiff cancels all his US engagements for 2025-26 in response to "the recent and unprecedented political changes in the United States." "Some people might say, 'just shut up and play.' I cannot, in good conscience, do that." www.kirshbaumassociates.com/agency.php?v...
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Pianist Sir András Schiff Cancels U.S. Appearances for 2025-2026 Season
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
When the US threatens the stability of a country of white people: how terrible! When the US supports a genocide of muslim people: Hurray! Yay! Yippie! Me too me too!
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, two cars are passing, a brown and a red car. The red comes to a screeching halt, braking hard to avoid hitting the brown one.
Green, inside the brown car: Watch out!!

Inside the brown car, Blue is driving, angry, as Green sits on the passenger seat, startled.
Green: That other car almost hit us!
Blue: They should be more careful. We had the right of way.

Now Green also frowns.
Green: They don't write it on your tombstone that you were right in the crash, you know.
Blue: They should.
Green: "Here lies Blue fox, who was righteous in traffic."
Blue: Sounds excellent.
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I’m in tears dude who hired this trumpeter
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Q: What do you get when you toss a piano down a mineshaft? A:
Pianist playing an A flat minor triad
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júlia gaitano i mendizabal @juliagaitano.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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Wondermark Comics @wondermark.com · 30/01/2025
at least TRY to look like you're into it!! Wondermark # 1326; In which Satisfaction is sought wondermark.com/c/1326/
Wondermark comic, featuring a dialogue between a woman in a centurion hat, holding two rifles, and a man in tartan.

SHE: Thanks for showin' up. You ready for our duel? Ready to SETTLE THIS?

HE: Ready as a body can BE at the first five o'clock of the day
HE: Suppose I'll have plenty of time to sleep in a minute here when you stamp my ticket for the deep dirt express
HE: Catch up on my email THEN

SHE: Don't get too ahead of yourself, we gotta do the shootin' first. I brought an extra gun if you need one.
HE: Nah, I just got my trusty walkin' pole.
HE: Be just as effective in losin' me this fatality derby as anything, I reckon

SHE: You talk like it's a foregone conclusion. I am a VERY bad shot, I'll have you know, and this gun is QUITE prone to jamming!
HE: Still, I'll lay any bet you like against the party holdin' up a walkin' pole at fifty paces, making unconvincin' gun noises with his tired ol' mouth
HE: An' barely enough spit left for the noises at that

SHE: Look, it's FINE if dueling to the death is BORING to you, but it's important to ME, so I'd appreciate if you'd just make the TINIEST effort to respect that!
HE: FINE FINE FINE FINE FINE. "Gasp! O guntrix, do not add novel perforations to this meat!"
SHE: An' you don't have t'be SARCASTIC!
HE: "My body! It has as many wet holes as it needs already! Thank you, no!"
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andrea @yakusokus765.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
i lost one follower no a follower lost me
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Prideful looking mf
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Bensonsenora @bensonsenora.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
¡Jeje! ¡Deseando verlas!
Captura de pantalla de bandeja de entrada del mail con un mensaje con el anuncio “Promociones. Nintendo. ¡Más aventuras con Luigi!”
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elDiario.es @eldiario.es · 25/01/2025
Flow, la película letona que va a cambiar la animación: “El realismo 3D ha alcanzado su cima, tomemos otra dirección” Gints Zilbalodis es el responsable de una obra revolucionaria, que se aparta de cualquier corsé comercial para llevar el potencial expresivo del medio animado a lugares nunca vistos
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‘Flow’, la película letona que va a cambiar la animación: “El realismo 3D ha alcanzado su cima, tomemos otra dirección”
Gints Zilbalodis es el responsable de una obra revolucionaria, que se aparta de cualquier corsé comercial para llevar el potencial expresivo del medio animado a lugares nunca vistos
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Every night is pizza night if you are unhealthy enough
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Apparently Saudi Arabia wanted a national anthem that's 12 minutes long and absolutely sucks ass
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 22/01/2025
A man sends me a picture of his cat named Garbanzo. I reply “are all your cats names after legumes?” No response. Thought it was an important question.
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Something, something something
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Caught in 4k stealing water
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Can’t even catch a full fish
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
False dichotomy
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
This is who you support when you support birds
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Marvellyous @marvellyous.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Oh! A Bug!
Ink brush comic. 
Panel 1: Green goblin on a bike wearing a high-vis jacket and helmet saying "Oh!" 
Panel 2: Zoom in on the goblin's leg as they say "A bug!" We see there is a small green bug sitting on their leg. 
Panel 3: Goblin says "This will not do" with empathsis on the "not". 
Panel 4: We switch back to the bug which is now weaing a bike helmet.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Actually kind of shocked that so many on the so-called "left" on here would celebrate the death of the CEO of the Shorten People's Lives Factory.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/12/2024
just looked into “martial law”. not good, folks
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Party In The Front - Comms Closed @partyinthefront.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Folks, they are calling it the cyber monday, and the prints are 35% off, quite frankly the best deal we ever had! www.inprnt.com/gallery/luis...
Illustration depicting Harry, the protagonist of the game Disco Elysium, falling. A crane is in the background. The image is inverted and Harry's pose is gracious, making him appear as if he's dancing.Illustration depicting an investigation scene in the game Disco Elysium. Protagonists are seen from the perspective of the dead man they are inspecting, while getting insulted by the rascal Cuno.Illustration depicting a scene late in the game Disco Elysium, where the protagonists are off on a boat to explore an islet. Camouflaged within the reeds near the viewer, the Insulidian Phasmid, a local cryptid, can be seen.
Illustration depicting a scene in Disco Elysium where the protagonists are dancing in a church. Raver Pete Andre can be seen dancing along them.
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Get a coat, dumbass
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Birds be like:
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Sickening deceit
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
(2/2)
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Me when the world has congenital vascular problems
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
A conductor should recreate this, but none are brave enough
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Me when I catch the insect in my room
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
And sing in the theatre
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Teach a man to fish, feed him for a day Teach a velociraptor karate, make the best Jurassic Park movie ever
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