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Peter the Bear

@peterthebear0.bsky.social
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Not that kind of bear. I love classical music and clothes. I’m interested in film and I find it funny to shit-talk birds even though I really like them.

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🎹 sharon su @doodlyroses.com · 08/08/2025
Gemini is ready to be a professional musician
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
"stick to menswear"
Alex on twitter writes: "Someone on Twitter writes: "You’re a menswear writer. You don’t know anything about manufacturing in America, or steel mills, or metallurgy, or CNC machining, or how anything is produced from raw material into a finished product in this country or anywhere. Stick to writing about “men’s fashion.""

I reply: "i actually had a career in knifemaking before this. the reason why you can't avoid tariffs in knifemaking is because everyone relies on Gobelin machinery. are you aware of this?"

Alex replies: "Gobelin machinery? What exactly are you referring to?"

I reply: "you Gobelin DEEZ NUTS!"
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Pennylanebcn 🇪🇸☮️🇵🇸🇺🇦⚖️ @pennylanebcn.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Los españoles🇪🇸 creen que: Hay más inmigrantes (28%) de los que hay (16%). Están más desempleados (40%) de lo que realmente están (16%). Reciben más ayudas (50%) de las que reciben (11%). Qué mal se lleva el relato con la realidad. Vía Francisco Nunes @FranNunesEcon
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
The one on the right
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Tracklist @tracklist.com.br · 19/07/2025
Os mascotes do time de beisebol recriando o momento viral da câmera do beijo do Coldplay 🗣️
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ScaryKate DoubleBOOOO @sarakatew.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I hate him so much
a brilliant blue bird, indigo bunting, in sharp focus, except his head is behind a branch, to thwart me personally
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Sure but he was not nearly as modest as his friend
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
neurotypical king
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Pajarines @pajarines.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
ANGRY BIRD Macho de VERDERÓN COMÚN /Chloris chloris/
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elDiario.es @eldiario.es · 13/05/2025
❗Diez lecciones que nos deja Pepe Mujica www.eldiario.es/internaciona...
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I say this without a hint of sarcasm. The Armageddon DVD commentary is the finest work of Ben Affleck’s career.
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El Barroquista @elbarroquista.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Hoy se cumplen dos siglos de la muerte de un compositor que es injustamente famoso por algo que nunca hizo: odiar a Mozart. ¿De dónde viene el falso mito de Antonio Salieri? HILO
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Retro Cabeza @retrocabeza.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
"Yo estoy muy capacitado para no hacer nada" Fernando Fernán Gómez
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
If you've had one of those days when all you really need is a baby bear trying to catch snowflakes, here's a baby bear trying to catch snowflakes.
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Dan Ryckert @danryckert.com · 30/04/2025
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Good ragebait
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Emily Carter @emilycurates.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
#Dog singing and clapping in his birthday. Oh my… I fell off my chair when I heard him the first time
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Joshua Kosman @joshuakosman.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
BREAKING: Pianist András Schiff cancels all his US engagements for 2025-26 in response to "the recent and unprecedented political changes in the United States." "Some people might say, 'just shut up and play.' I cannot, in good conscience, do that." www.kirshbaumassociates.com/agency.php?v...
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Pianist Sir András Schiff Cancels U.S. Appearances for 2025-2026 Season
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Patricio Estrella
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
When the US threatens the stability of a country of white people: how terrible! When the US supports a genocide of muslim people: Hurray! Yay! Yippie! Me too me too!
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
This is great
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, two cars are passing, a brown and a red car. The red comes to a screeching halt, braking hard to avoid hitting the brown one.
Green, inside the brown car: Watch out!!

Inside the brown car, Blue is driving, angry, as Green sits on the passenger seat, startled.
Green: That other car almost hit us!
Blue: They should be more careful. We had the right of way.

Now Green also frowns.
Green: They don't write it on your tombstone that you were right in the crash, you know.
Blue: They should.
Green: "Here lies Blue fox, who was righteous in traffic."
Blue: Sounds excellent.
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I’m in tears dude who hired this trumpeter
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Pues no discutas con los demócratas, que iban diciendo precisamente eso
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Q: What do you get when you toss a piano down a mineshaft? A:
Pianist playing an A flat minor triad
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
It doesn’t sound like that’s what you do
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Actually the voter supposedly has a duty to choose a candidate that at least somewhat represents their ideals, not to choose quasi-fascism instead of fascism
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júlia gaitano i mendizabal @juliagaitano.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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Wondermark Comics @wondermark.com · 30/01/2025
at least TRY to look like you're into it!! Wondermark # 1326; In which Satisfaction is sought wondermark.com/c/1326/
Wondermark comic, featuring a dialogue between a woman in a centurion hat, holding two rifles, and a man in tartan.

SHE: Thanks for showin' up. You ready for our duel? Ready to SETTLE THIS?

HE: Ready as a body can BE at the first five o'clock of the day
HE: Suppose I'll have plenty of time to sleep in a minute here when you stamp my ticket for the deep dirt express
HE: Catch up on my email THEN

SHE: Don't get too ahead of yourself, we gotta do the shootin' first. I brought an extra gun if you need one.
HE: Nah, I just got my trusty walkin' pole.
HE: Be just as effective in losin' me this fatality derby as anything, I reckon

SHE: You talk like it's a foregone conclusion. I am a VERY bad shot, I'll have you know, and this gun is QUITE prone to jamming!
HE: Still, I'll lay any bet you like against the party holdin' up a walkin' pole at fifty paces, making unconvincin' gun noises with his tired ol' mouth
HE: An' barely enough spit left for the noises at that

SHE: Look, it's FINE if dueling to the death is BORING to you, but it's important to ME, so I'd appreciate if you'd just make the TINIEST effort to respect that!
HE: FINE FINE FINE FINE FINE. "Gasp! O guntrix, do not add novel perforations to this meat!"
SHE: An' you don't have t'be SARCASTIC!
HE: "My body! It has as many wet holes as it needs already! Thank you, no!"
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andrea @yakusokus765.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
i lost one follower no a follower lost me
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Prideful looking mf
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
<reading the catcher in the rye> I wonder what he’s gonna catch
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Using a lubbed up dildo to defend myself from the samurai assassins
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
The time for revolution has come
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I lost my house
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Bensonsenora @bensonsenora.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
¡Jeje! ¡Deseando verlas!
Captura de pantalla de bandeja de entrada del mail con un mensaje con el anuncio “Promociones. Nintendo. ¡Más aventuras con Luigi!”
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Garito fantasma
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Pues precisamente a eso me refería, Juan, sí. Esa era la broma de “pensaba que esto era tuiter”. Bueno ver que me entiendes
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Ah perdona pensaba que esto era tuiter
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Claro, la culpa de que los demócratas perdiesen las elecciones es de que la gente escogió mal, no de que no hicieron nada bueno durante su gobierno, permitieron y alentaron un genocidio, e intentaron atraer los votos republicanos en la campaña. La culpa es de los que no querían votar a genocidas
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
What is the bird doing with the little worm? Where is the bird carrying them?
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Don’t make any rush decisions
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Unfortunately, the man tastes far worse than the coffe
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Fuck
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Nice Phil, pizza
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Jokes on you: I have 0 dollars
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Muy buena cita del Almirante Grievous de Star Wars
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
She got what she deserves
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Peter the Bear @peterthebear0.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Ten cuidado! Tus clientes van a estar idos de mente!
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