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Peter Stork

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Obsessed with: ⚽ ⚾ 📺 🎥 and somehow the Billboard Adult Alternative Airplay chart? Frequent XLOOKUP and COUNTIFS user. a 📋 and a 😃👋 will get you into any 🏢 in the 🌎 www.strava.com/athletes/peterstork 📍 Chicagoland via Mound City

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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 7m
White Sox gonna win the league
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 29/09/2026
Media in 2026: Mr. Belding died and I found out from the Simpsons Shitposting Subreddit.
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 28/09/2026
MLB 2026 Playoff Rooting Ranking, Yay to Nay: CHW MIL SDP CLE TBR PHI LAD BOS NYY CHC ATL HOU
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 27/09/2026
Several hundred years from now when they write the book about the downfall of western civilization there will be an entire chapter called "Liberty Biberty."
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 24/09/2026
Gmail changed the star color from yellow to blue. I would like to speak with a manager.
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jason Benetti gets roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. #DNMW #Tigers
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 20/09/2026
Ignore the fact that the sequel sucked and the live action version is a waste of digital storage space and *smash* that button for Moana, because the soundtack - and this song in particular - is spectacular.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
news anchors with a sketch of a bathroom intended behind them.  the sketch is basically the male news anchor.  his co-anchor is looking at him suspiciously.
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 15/09/2026
How Far I'll Go is *nailed-on* for the final so go smash that button.
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 15/09/2026
RHEA SEEHORN FINALLY #Emmys
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
super mario galaxy for holodeck
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 12/09/2026
We’ve reached the point in the bracket where the choices have you throwing your phone at the wall because it’s so hard to decide. (I chose the crab.)
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
[P] Inside each of us are two wolves
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Progress City @progresscityusa.com · 11/09/2026
You make a Muppet Show special that exactly follows a specific, 50-year-old formula that people have been begging for for decades and it's a huge hit and wins awards and now you don't know what to do? I'm going to become the Joker.
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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Joe Sheehan @sheehannewsletter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'll always remember Doug Eddings as the guy who called a third strike on A.J. Pierzynski and then lied about it, flipping a playoff series. Full credit to him for, late in his career, maybe topping that. Have to respect the longevity, the commitment to being terrible at your job for 25 years.
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 02/09/2026
Meme: They don’t know I’m listening to guilty by Barbra Streisand and Barry gibb while using the leg press at the gym
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rust belt city enjoyer @rustbeltenjoyer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Observations from the Festival of Nations in St. Louis; There was a noticeable uptick in ai slop menus and ads this year, but many of the booths with obviously ai signage were amongst the quietest at this food festival attended by 100,000+.
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 30/08/2026
Coyote vs. Acme is #good and you should go see it
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la araňa discoteca @tape.website · 28/08/2026
january 6th player of the year
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 22/08/2026
🐝 🐝 🐝 #brentfordfc
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My friend: “Did you see that video of Kacey Musgraves performing while seated on disco truck nuts?” Me: “…what?” [looks up video] Me: “You know, I honestly I don’t know what I was expecting.”
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 16/08/2026
Almost There is so good that I voted against José Carioca, which is sacrilegious to me.
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 14/08/2026
The navy caps look sooooooo good #stlcards
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 11/08/2026
I had three double chocolate muffins today
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 07/08/2026
Hello local business, your AI ads are costing you customers: aftermath.site/ai-poster-ad-f...
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 05/08/2026
“I’m especially good at expectorating” is Howard Ashman’s magnum opus.
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 04/08/2026
Only one of these songs discusses Batman pooping snakes, so vote wisely.
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 31/07/2026
Go vote for navy caps or I will fight you in the street #stlcards cardinals.co1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Yeah I'm into BDSM Benjamin Sisko beating the Dominion by arranging for Senator Vreenak to be Murdered
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 20/07/2026
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a hat.
They changed Malibu Stacy! She has a new hat!
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 17/07/2026
In the year 2000 I provided cash to Wehrenberg Theatres for the right to sit in a dark room and watch the film Ready to Rumble.
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 15/07/2026
Wordle chose violence today Wordle 1,852 6/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 15/07/2026
Wise of MLB to prepare us all for 2027 by giving us an All-Star Game with, like, no baseball.
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Booing Jordan has historically never worked in Philly
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 14/07/2026
Survey says: one more for the good guys #stlcards
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 12/07/2026
Hanging an L on Groff seems wrong, especially after I finally watched the Merrily pro shot this week, but this vote really should not be close.
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 11/07/2026
The first time I saw him on the telly in late 2022, when I had just started watching the Premier League, my immediate reaction was "it's pretty cool that one of Hans Gruber's henchmen is also a world class athlete."
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 07/07/2026
Remaining #WorldCup Rooting Interest, Ranked: Norway Morocco Belgium Switzerland England Egypt Spain Colombia France Argentina
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 07/07/2026
Fox right now:
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Lizzie O'Leary @lizzieohreally.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The World Cup is truly amazing for people with ADHD. You mean I get to have an immediate hobby that also involves deep research, repeated daily highs, and all-encompassing interest for approximately six weeks then completely forget about it? Sign me the hell up!
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irishoutsider @irishoutsider.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Martin is concerned as Belgium at model
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 05/07/2026
Usually in baseball it’s “hit it to where they ain’t” but right now at Wrigley you will find great success if you lift a lazy fly ball right to an outfielder #stlcards
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 04/07/2026
HAPPY FOURTH
Prologue: Ragtime
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 03/07/2026
Do you really want to go to penalties against this guy
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 02/07/2026
Today is the 30th anniversary of the first time I saw Independence Day at the BAC Quad theater in Belleville, IL. Saturday will be the 30th anniversary of the second time I saw Independence Day at the BAC Quad theater in Belleville, IL. cinematreasures.org/theaters/6249
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Oh god it’s so good
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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Peter Stork @peterstork.com · 30/06/2026
Ted Unkel can be there in an hour
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